Once-upon-a-very-long-time lived 3 pigs.
Father: Now, Bill, Bob and Barb you need to live out on your own.
Mother: So, scram!
And so the pigs left. Now there was this, very hungry wolf. This wolf was
called Joe. Joe saw Bill, Bob and Fred make a house of sticks. You can
guess what happened.
*To make this story shorter, here is a list of the terrorizing Joe did to
Bill, Bob and Fred. *
House .Destruction
Straw.blowing
Sticks.chain saw
Bricks.sledge hammer
Barbed wire.metal cutters
Concrete.TNT
The way Bill, Bob and Fred got their materials is by Legolas (hand in hand
with Lauren and Amanda *still deciding who to date*) on a dog sled, driven
by Harry Potter.
By the time Joe had terrorized Bill, Bob and Fred, he had also terrorized
Little Red Riding Hood, who was really ET, but that's another story. Now
Joe was tired. So were Bill, Bob and Fred. Bill, Bob and Fred Made a house
of flowers, Legolas (hand in hand with Lauren and Amanda *still deciding
who to date*) on a dog sled, driven by Harry Potter had delivered the
flowers. The pigs were very surprised.
Bill: Holy heck!
Bob: Holy hell!
Fred: Holy *#$^$ &%$*!
*Fred was very graphic*
But, since they worshiped Legolas. They built a house of flowers.
Fan girl # 1827384:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Legolas. how sweet!
Fan girl #172674:Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, give mea kiss Legolas!
*Legolas jumps out a window*
Back to the story:
Now the pigs built a house out of flowers. The evil Joe smelled the flowers
and loved it so much. he lived with the pigs forever on.
They lived happily ever after (except for the tornado, hurricane,
earthquake, famine, drought robberies and fire) yes, they lived happily
ever after.
