Once-upon-a-very-long-time lived 3 pigs. Father: Now, Bill, Bob and Barb you need to live out on your own. Mother: So, scram! And so the pigs left. Now there was this, very hungry wolf. This wolf was called Joe. Joe saw Bill, Bob and Fred make a house of sticks. You can guess what happened. *To make this story shorter, here is a list of the terrorizing Joe did to Bill, Bob and Fred. * House .Destruction Straw.blowing Sticks.chain saw Bricks.sledge hammer Barbed wire.metal cutters Concrete.TNT The way Bill, Bob and Fred got their materials is by Legolas (hand in hand with Lauren and Amanda *still deciding who to date*) on a dog sled, driven by Harry Potter. By the time Joe had terrorized Bill, Bob and Fred, he had also terrorized Little Red Riding Hood, who was really ET, but that's another story. Now Joe was tired. So were Bill, Bob and Fred. Bill, Bob and Fred Made a house of flowers, Legolas (hand in hand with Lauren and Amanda *still deciding who to date*) on a dog sled, driven by Harry Potter had delivered the flowers. The pigs were very surprised. Bill: Holy heck! Bob: Holy hell! Fred: Holy *#$^$ &%$*! *Fred was very graphic* But, since they worshiped Legolas. They built a house of flowers. Fan girl # 1827384:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Legolas. how sweet! Fan girl #172674:Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, give mea kiss Legolas! *Legolas jumps out a window* Back to the story: Now the pigs built a house out of flowers. The evil Joe smelled the flowers and loved it so much. he lived with the pigs forever on. They lived happily ever after (except for the tornado, hurricane, earthquake, famine, drought robberies and fire) yes, they lived happily ever after.