Credit to theBrillianceofNight for the Mary Sue name. HogwartsBook in this is like Facebook, but different. Cos I'm cooler than Facebook users, and so therefore my fictional website is cooler. Wand-Owl is an email website. Like AOL or Gmail.
Fic is for the Transfiguration class at the 4-B forum. Link on my profile.
HogwartsBook:
Harry James Potter has logged on.
Amaryntha Glorissa Potter has logged on.
Harry James Potter has given up on having a normal year at Hogwarts.
Amaryntha Glorissa Potter has given up on having a normal year at Hogwarts.
Harry James Potter wants to know who the heck Amaryntha is and why she says she's a Potter.
Amaryntha Glorissa Potter wants to know who the heck Harry is and why he says he's a Potter.
Harry James Potter thinks Amaryntha is just another fangirl and asks that she leave him alone.
Amaryntha Glorissa Potter thinks Harry is just another fanboy and asks that he leave her alone.
Harry James Potter says "Will you stop that?"
Amaryntha Glorissa Potter says "Stop what?"
Harry James Potter says "Copying all my posts. Stop it!"
Amaryntha Glorissa Potter says "I am NOT copying all your posts! You're copying mine!"
Harry James Potter says "I'm not! I posted first! Who ARE you anyway?"
Amaryntha Glorissa Potter says "I'm Amaryntha Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived. You can call me Ryna."
Harry James Potter says "There's no such thing as a GWL. Only a BWL, and that's me."
Amyryntha Glorissa Potter says "NO. There's the GWL, me, and no such thing as a BWL. You're just a creepy stalker fanboy who idolizes me."
Harry James Potter says "...No, I think you're just delusional."
Harry James Potter has logged off.
Amaryntha Glorissa Potter has logged off.
Wand-Owl:
Email to Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger:
Guys,
I just met a random girl on HB, and she insisted that SHE was the GWL and that the BWL didn't exist. It was really freaking weird.
What do I do?
From, Harry
Email to Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger:
Guys guys guys guys,
I just met a REALLY WEIRD boy on HB, and he insisted that HE was the BWL and that I didn't exist. It was horrible! Can you believe it?
What should I do?
Love, Ryna
Ps. I think he might be another one of my stalker fanboys.
HogwartsBook:
Harry James Potter has logged on.
Amaryntha Glorissa Potter has logged on.
Amaryntha Glorissa Potter says "I asked mum and dad if they knew about you, and they said we're twins!"
Harry James Potter says "We can't be. My parents are dead."
Amaryntha Glorissa Potter says "What are you talking about? Mum and dad aren't dead."
Harry James Potter says "Maybe your parents aren't, but mine are. You and I are NOT related."
Amaryntha Glorissa Potter says "Yes, we are."
Harry James Potter is annoyed with Amaryntha.
Amaryntha Glorissa Potter is annoyed with Harry.
Harry James Potter has logged off.
Amaryntha Glorissa Potter has logged off.
Wand-Owl:
Email to Amaryntha Glorissa Potter:
Who the bloody hell is this?
From, Ron Weasley
HogwartsBook:
Draco Malfoy has logged on.
Draco Malfoy enjoys messing with Harry Potter. Signed, "Ryna."
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