A/N: Hey, guys! um i got really bored so i decided to write this small fic. Plz be gentle this is only my second fanfic.

Disclaimer: I don't own naruto but if i did...well...you'll figure it out...kukuku

And don't forget to Review!

It was a beautiful day in konoha where birds fly freel- oh what the hay!, it was a bunch off crap. everyone in the village was going crazy and everthing went chaotic.

Now let's see how our favorite Ninjas are doing on this WONDERFUL day.

"DOBE WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! , I'M NOT GAY"

okay lets go back to the beginning.

Flashback

"Allright mission accomplished!" yelled a certain blonde-haired boy, punching his fist in the air.

"UGH, Naruto could you get any louder?!" Sakura yelled covering her poor ears, from going permanately deaf.

"Dobe" Sasuke said, snarling.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TEME!"

"NARUTO SHUT THE HELL UP!" Sakura screamed, frightning the poor boy.

Then it was quiet, untill Naruto's stomache broke the silence.

"I'm hungry, Hey Teme, Sakura-chan wanna go eat ramen?"

"whatever, hn" both teens said not really excited as the blonde.

At Ichiraku's

"Smmphkay i wmmph wofhonwing" (Sasuke i was wondering).

"Naruto eat with your mouth closed" Sakura scolded, as naruto chewed all his ramen and turning to face sasuke.

"What is it dobe?" raising a brow in curiosity.

Then somthing unexpected happened. Lee came out of no where completely naked and jogged passed by!. nah i'm just joking with you. this is what really happened.

"Are you GAY?" Naruto yelled pointing a finger at the chicken hair teen.

Sakura stared at naruto wide eyed spitting her drink at Naruto's face.

"Ew Sakura-chan!". Naruto yelled wiping the water off his face.

"What the hell made you ask me that question?" The young uchiha asked, glaring at the boy next to him.

"Well...let's just say that i never seen you kiss a girl before." Naruto stated a matter-of-factly.

"Why would i do that, i would rather train"

"SEE thats why i asked you, you sound like you don't like girls at all. THAT MEANS TEMES GAY!" naruto sang in a sing-song voice jumping off his stoll and danced aroung like five year old.

"DOBE WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! , I'M NOT GAY" Sasuke yelled frowning.

End of Flashback

"Then prove it, i dare you to go kiss sakura-chan"

"WHAT!" she yelled, after hearing what naruto had said.

"Come on Sakura-chan i want to know if hes gay or not...PLEASE" Naruto whined giving her the most uber cutest puppy dog eyes

Sakura glanced at him, twitched then sighed. "Fine...".

"Yay, now teme go and kiss her!" naruto ordered.

Sasuke stared at Sakura and leaned in, for sakura she didn't believe that he would actually do it.

then their lips touched, both blushing, but the one blushing the most was Sakura. and i wouldn't blame her. (Me: wow if my crush had to kiss me to show he was straight...hmm...i think i would've fainted but later punch him for stealing my first kiss, CHA!)

"Umm...teme...Sakura-chan you guys could stop now..." but it didn't work the two teens just kept kissing anf kissing an- okay you know what i mean.CoughMakingoutCough.

"Dammit now i'm the only one that doesn't have and girl...Oh maybe hinata-chan would go out with me!" then he ran searching for the young Hyuuga heris (Me: sorry forgot how to spell it!).

after a few minutes later Sakura broke off the kiss gasping for air.

"Sasuke-kun did you hear somthing?" she asked blinking innocently.

"Nope" and they continued kissing for a longgg time.

And Lee came out of no where singing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty and witty, and GAY!"

"Shut Up!".

'Fin'

Me: aww man i think it sucked TT

Oh well, but Plz Review!

-Lovely-Ice-