His Special Someone

Summary: It was the look in Naruto's blue eyes. Filled with love, excitement, hope, lust and pure adoration, it moved gently over her hair, her face and her curved stomach. He... He wanted someone to look at him like that. Not just lust-darkened stares, but love

A/N: Although this prologue is in Sakura's perspective, the rest of the story will take place in Sasuke's. It is a proper romantic comedy, so there will be a large focus on the build-up, detail and tension between Sasuke and his new beau rather than PWP with a quick fuck in a bathroom stall. (But no hate for the lemon gods/goddesses of fanfiction!) Although it will have some physical action later on.

Warnings: Yaoi, Pseudo-Uchihacest. ItaSasu

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!

Prologue: Sakura's Diary

Day 421: Welcome home, Sasuke

Dear Diary,

To be honest, I'm not really sure how on Earth any of this managed to happen.

I mean, after the war, we were completely sure that no matter what Naruto or I did, Sasuke would never ever come back. And even if he did come back, we weren't even sure if we wanted him back! I mean, yeah, his childhood was a complete wreck, but so was Naruto's and he didn't turn into a revenge-obsessed avenger who couldn't see two steps in front of his own bloated clan pride! Seriously, even if he had returned only after he realized that Itachi (who turned out to be a total sweetheart in the end) wanted him to, we would have forgiven him and been like 'well that avenger-thing sucked but at least now he understands.'

BUT NO!

See, that would have made our lives too easy. I still had to break down over the death of at least three more of my comrades, break four bones and watch Naruto become a mental wreck twice in one week. Yeah, because in Sasuke-logic, trusting a guy who's face you've never seen OVER your best friends, your brother and your sensei, sounds like a grand idea.

Urgh, now that I look back on it, the way he acted was borderline retarded.

Nonetheless, eventually Sasuke Uchiha returned back to Konoha (regardless of what anyone felt), with a two-year detention sentence, three more years on parole and a requirement of two hundred volunteer missions before full re-integration. I thought Sasuke would have definitely protested but he didn't. In fact, he actually strolled into that prison, with handcuffs and everything, smiling. I think he even kissed Tsunade-sama's cheek!

(Note: Anyone else and she would have planted a high heel so far up their ass that they could taste it till next Sunday, but it's Sasuke and he still looks like sex-on-legs even with that deranged look in his eye so she let him go with an intense glare. XD)

Anyway, so then seventeen-year old Sasuke served his punishment till he was around twenty two and then BOOM, he was a free man. Sasuke zoomed through the chunin and jonin exams (I know right? Yeah, they still made him take those exams as if he wasn't on the Top Ten Most Powerful Ninja Ever List). Then he got right back into the ninja circuit with Naruto and the rest of us, like it was nobody's business.

Yeah, that whole' joining-Akatsuki-and-attempting-to-kill-everyone-i n-the-village' was just a small detail to be over-looked, according to Tsunade-sama.

Go figure.

Although, having that Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan thing comes in handy, I guess... And the fact that he was an impeccable ninja... And the fact that Naruto (who's now officially in line to be the sixth!) had a totally obvious guy-crush on him...

Just kidding! But man, when those two took on a mission together, everyone knew that it would be completed in half the minimal time, bloodshed, effort and cost just because of how well they fought together, effortlessly feeding off each other's attack in a way that was almost art.

(Note: Suck on that, Sasori!)

Their chemistry had always made me jealous as a girl but I guess nowadays, I've gotten a little bit more secure with it, since I'm happily married to the guy in the duo whom I actually love.

(Note: If anyone says Sasuke, I will punch their faces in. I think somewhere between the time when he tried to kill me and when I became the head medic ninja of Konoha, I gained a little self-respect and moved the fuck on... (Sub-Note: Still, I do have a soft spot for the guy. I cried, gave him a hug and helped him re-start his life when he came back after all.))

Now, I love Naruto. For Real. With all of our combined flaws, anger issues and miscommunications, we get into some pretty heated arguments, (like every other day) but there's a bond between us that I know can never be broken because we love each other, unconditionally. And it's as simple and pure as that.

I'll get back to Sasuke for now though, my life is fairly boring these days anyway. Sasuke and Naruto both have their own genin teams! Yay! And the six of them face off even worse than their senseis did! I didn't even think that was possible! As of now, Sasuke's team is totally wiping the floor with Naruto's but, God forbid, when any other team tries to mess with them, Sasuke's team all rear their evil little heads and do these snazzy little combo Jutsus! Seriously, I saw them do this thing called the 'Double Element Style: Fire and Hailstorm Jutsu' and I'll be damned if it isn't the cutest thing I've ever seen.

(Note: Sometimes the six kids crash at our flat when those two slave-drivers have worked them to the bone, and I sneak off and pinch their cheeks raw. They are so soft and smooth! Oh my god! I swear, pinching them is better than sex! But it's totally okay, because I heal them when I'm done.)

On a more relevant note, Sasuke decided to move out of the city and into a quiet little part of Konoha with lots of old people, parks and bakeries. I never pictured him for a quiet-suburbs kind of guy, but in a way it's so very Sasuke of him to like that kind of environment. Naruto and I are hardcore city dwellers but since Ino says that it's good for my unborn baby to be around cleaner air, Naruto and I like to go visit him in his little OCD-neat villa on our down time.

As far as I know, Sasuke keeps his head down and most people in the area don't even know he's there. Apparently, all he ever does is visit the training grounds and libraries while spending the rest of his days annotating the ancient Uchiha scrolls. Yawn.

He never even brings any girls home! Obviously, Sasuke-kun still has a variety of girls he can choose to bed, but I have never seen him with any of them, just like when we were kids. He can't even say they're a distraction from his 'goals' anymore! (In my opinion, either Orochimaru sexually fucked him up, he was born asexual, or he's the only one beautiful enough for himself, take a pick.)

Whatever. Sasuke is Sasuke and Naruto and I have accepted the fact that Sasuke may die a child-less virgin.

(Note: R.I.P. The Hottest Clan in Konoha. The women of Konoha, including myself, will forever mourn your beautiful passing.)

Still, every couple months or so, I have taken it upon myself to question him on sex and relationships during our monthly, 'Family Dinner Nights.' Normally, Sasuke just rolls his eyes, re-fills my sake (now tea) cup and says he isn't interested in that stuff at this point in his life. In retaliation, Naruto often threatens that he's going to sneak into his house one day after Sasuke's done masturbating and ship his sperm off to surrogate mothers so he could finally have little Uchiha-nephews to spoil. (Note: Yeah, I know it's sounds creepy but eventually I got used to shifting through the nonsense and finding the actual meaning of Naruto's words.)

But now, I know something's up!

Okay, so, last week when I asked him about relationships, his reaction was different from normal. This time, he was really really quiet for a couple of minutes as he poured out drinks. Then, out of nowhere, he whispers, 'Alright,' all soberly, as if he's actually going to try to start a relationship.

Is he lying? Has he met someone who's caught his extremely picky eye? Has he given up hope and now turning to prostitutes? (Okay, scratch that last one, if he was that desperate he'd just fuck a fangirl.)

But something is definitely up!

And it's about time too; he may only be twenty-four but ninjas get married early and his selection's running thin! Practically anyone who's anyone is already in a faithful relationship and some of them already have kids. Like Shikamaru and Temari? They've already got two of these adorable, brown-haired angel babies running around!

(Note: When I was baby-sitting their kids (those two had to go to Suna for some political thing) I might have obsessively stroked their cheeks when they were asleep and I may have bitten them once or nine times. But that's okay, because I'm a medic ninja! (Although I think Gaara knows and disapproves because he keeps eyeing me weirdly every time he visits. (But then again it's Gaara and he eyes everyone weirdly)))

Anyway, aside from babies made of silk, I'm really tempted to just drop in for a surprise visit to see if Sasuke has a mystery lover, but I'm tentative because he has major privacy issues.

(Note: One day I was peeping on him in the public bath-house (calm down, I was thirteen!) and I accidently stepped on a stick. I thought he didn't notice but next thing I know there's this huge fireball ripping through like eight rooms and an angry Uchiha complaining to the manger about 'enhancing security measures.'(And you know what's really sad, I was so obsessed with him, I STILL peeped on him after that.))

BUT, I am a hormonal, pregnant, horny and bored woman (Naruto's off on a two week long mission with his students) so nobody can blame me for anything I do, right?

And if he does I can just start crying and pretend I was looking for someone to talk to!

Sincerely,

Sakura Haruno-Uzumaki