R&R, or I will send James Hetfield to your house and have him curse at you!
Dear diary, this is your best friend Deidara, most artistic artist of the Akatsuki. The weirdest thing happened today. Its Thursday, and like any other Thursday, Sasori danna didn't come to lunch. Every Thursday, he sits in his room during lunchtime. One time I went to see what he was doing, but there was a sign on the door that said "Puppets only. (That means you Deidara.)" but I remember how it happened today like it was two minutes ago...
"And where is Sasori this time?" Pein asked, slightly irritated with me.
"I dunno, he always skips lunch on Thursdays." I said back.
"Well go up there and see what he's up to!" He was angry for some reason or another.
I went upstairs to see if I could peak in the room. The same sign as always was up, but I cracked open the door and looked in anyways.
"No no Hiruko, no tea yet. We have to wait for the rest of our guests." Sasori said, talking to Hiruko.
He was sitting at a small table that had tea on it. On opposite sides of the table were Hiruko and the third Kazekage.
"Sasori danna went crazy!" I said to myself, not opening the door further.
That's when things got really crazy. Sasori danna's old partner, Orochimaru came through the window.
"Sorry I'm late Sasori, but you know my hair." The snaky looking man said.
"That's ok. Ready for tea, former comrade Orochimaru?" Danna asked.
"But of coarse former comrade Sasori!" Snaky said back.
Suddenly, Sasori danna got up and reached in one of his drawers and pulled out little talisman thingys, kind of like what he kept for his heart. He put them in little sockets he kept on Hiruko and the Kazekage, and the two came to life like he did.
I gasped a little, and saw them all sitting around for tea no less?
"Thursday already?" Hiruko said, stretching out his arms and yawning.
"Hello there Orochimaru, Sasori danna, Hiruko." Mr. Kazekage said. (That no good puppet stole my line!)
"Well are we all ready for tea?" Mr. Snaky poo asked.
Suddenly, I fell into the room, catching everyone's attention. Hiruko used his tail to shut the door back up and lock it before joining everyone else in staring at me.
"Um... Hello Sasori danna and friends!" I nervously chuckled. (Them are big words!)
"What are you doing here little girl?" Snakes asked.
"Just dropping in!" I said, backing up towards the door.
Mr. Kazekage giggled and started clapping, and the others stared at him.
"Orochimaru, this is my new partner, Deidara." Danna said in that sexy little voice of his. (We've all thought of him doing suggestive things to us, haven't we?)
"Well maybe we should let her stay for tea!" Snakums said.
"Orochimaru, Deidara is a he." Hiruko said, catching Snakes off guard.
"Deidara, would you like to stay for tea?" Danna asked.
"I suppose so." I replied, taking a seat in between Sasori danna and Hiruko.
Hiruko used his tail to pour us all tea, but used his arms to drink it.
We talked about how we had a whole bunch of the tailed beasties, and Snakedy snake talked about how its cool to run you own country.
"Ooh! Look at the time! I must be going, Its almost three and Juugo needs to be fed his daily Baby Ruth!" Snaky Snaky Snaky Snakes said. Sasori Danna took the talisman/ heart thingys out of Mr. Kazekage and Hiruko before putting them back in the puppet closet. Snakers left out the window, and I completely forgot I was supposed to tell Pein what Danna was doing.
"Well?! What is Sasori doing up there!" Pein yelled at me.
"Entertaining guests." I said, anxiously waiting for next Thursday.