Lil Nick Johnson was just hoppin along the pokemon path when suddenly…
"PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!"
"Gadzooks!" Nick exclaimed in the site of the dangerous but lovely team rocket grunt better known as Jesse.
"Gimme your pokemon you runt or I'll kick you in the balls"
"Well… uh… I don't have any pokemon mam… just these digimon"
"URGGHH just my luck…" sighed Jesse who then literally cried a river. "my partners left me and now I can't even get a pokemon…"
"Well uh mam for what it's worth you can still kick me in the balls…" blushed Nick.
She stopped and stared at Nick for a while and then smiled like a demon. She shoved Nick to the ground and then stomped on his crotch.
"Yep…" said a very bored Nick.
Insulted Jesse increased the pressure of her heel. Nick showed no further signs of anything other than boredom.
"What an odd man… "Man"… yes…man… maybe he's THE man."
She left the scene briefly to return with the pointiest stilettos ever. She jabbed the point right into Nicks dick. Yet again no further expression of pain… Jesse grew hot and began to feel herself.
"Oh… what a man…is there nothing he can't take…"
She summoned her Arbok and before it could finish saying its name she ripped out its fangs and replaced the heels of her shoes with them. She jabbed Nick as hard as she could with them and looked down snickering but saw Nick was just reading the paper. Frustrated and horny she couldn't take it anymore. She startled Nick and demanded she give him everything.
"Teach me pain Nick… Teach me pleasure Nick… Teach me… TEACH ME TEACHMETEACHME.
Nick put aside his paper and gave her an impish grin and a wink. Jesse excited lied back and began to remove her underpants when she noticed something… She had a penis.
"What… what is this?!"
"Dick Justice!"
Nick then kicked Jesse so hard in the dick she went into space. He became the Pokémon emperor and there was a parade. I think that one chick from cerulean city gave him head.
theEnd