Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail
Girls in anime's always have hourglass figurines. Men in anime's have muscular chests and are idiots, but things turn out great for them even if they are idiots. Animals can talk—they can't all talk—but most of tem can talk and most is all I takes.
What is the number one anime everyone likes to write about? Naruto. I don't know why. Naruto is so awful, so very, very, very awful. The games are no fun to play, the world it is portrayed around is a spoof of the Last Air Bender—an actually good show to watch, and there's no cute or sexy girls in it. Men are the only ones who watch anime, and their hormones make them go loonyriffic around girls. The best anime in my opinion has always been Fairy Tail.
My name is Nick Palmer. Let me make this clear, before I begin telling you how I woke up married to an anime girl from my favorite show, saved the first building of Fairy Tail from Gajeel and the rest of the dark guilds, I must be sure all your attention is fixated on me. The issue of this journal like class during presentations is not everyone pays attention to what I'm saying. Or people holler, or tease, or make fun of me during my Powerpoint presentations. So no laughing. I didn't have much money in my family. My dad is a pizza delivery guy and a substitute middle school History teacher, while my mother works at a pawn shop. I go outside of school every lunch break looking for change people dropped. I live in the upheaval called the twenty first century. I wonder what the characters of Fairy Tail would be like in this century. I'm not even sure if the series took place in this century or not.
I have a calculus exam today. I studied all day yesterday and had a good nights sleep.
" Stop," It was my dad. What was he going to say? " The temperature is 100 Degrees today."
" Yeah," I said.
" Bring a container of water."
" Yes Dad."
Parents. Can't live with them and cannot live without them. What's it called when a boy is so cold he cannot go anywhere without a jacket? Maybe I could write a song about it? My dad also thinks breakfast in bed I anarchy. I would like my life to be a little more whimsical. Like the characters in Fairy Tail. They don't have any sets or rules. People call them a bunch of drunk mages but the only character I see is Cana drinking.
I don't want to bore you with my periods before calculus. I'll try to keep the exam speech short.
It was hard.
The calculus, hard, waiting until the bell ring and go down stairs, not so hard. What I would do next is go home, go on my laptop, and play Japanese DS games on the porch. My favorite games to play on the emulator are Fairy Tail. I hear there is a PSP game for Fairy Tail, but I would have to download Utorrent and go to PirateBay to see if I can download the games there.
I look timid because I'm poor and I was raised mostly by my grandfather who was a priest. When I was three he tried to get me baptized. Since my mother is Jewish, they tried to make me have a bris. Now you know my tale. Things will be easier when you hear how I went to Fairy Tail.