Strange Hair and Odd Smiles
Title: No More Girls With Big Sparkly Eyes
Characters/Pairings: Lisa, Mashiro/ No pairings
Rating: G
Description: Mashiro wants to know why Lisa reads her porn.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach.
"Hay, Lisa, why do you read porn?" Mashiro asked her as she hung stupidly from one of the jagged ledges in the vaizard hangout.
"It's not porn," The girl wearing glasses, told her, "It's josei, and it's not my fault that some of the mangaka put sex in them." She said.
"Yeah, but why do you read it?" She pressured.
The older looking vaizard sighed, "I don't like the main characters of normal manga."
"What 'ja mean?" Mashiro looked at her confused.
"I don't like reading shoujo. I hate how it's always little girls with big sparkly eyes that are always compared to with jewels and their wild, outrageously colored, hair!" She explained, "And I really don't like how they always seem to be innocent and pitiful!"
Mashiro paused and thought. She had large eyes, she was young looking, and she had strange colored hair…
"Lisa doesn't like me!" She yelped and rushed to her room.
The older watched the green haired girl run away, "What did I do?" She called in confusion.
Author's Note: Suggestions for future drabbles and pairings would be loved.