Everything was still in charms class. Professor Flitwick had his wand pointed at the class and froze everything. In his wake all the students had ducked for cover except two students; Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. They were shooting spells at each other after Malfoy shot a sneaky one at her which she just managed to get out of the way in time, then all hell broke lose as Hermione shot one back in anger. Professor Flitwick had never been so upset with his students before in his life and did not know what to do with the situation. Luckily it was at the end of class so he rushed all the other students out and sent a patronus to McGonagall to tell her he was on his way over with Miss Granger and Mr Malfoy.
"Right you two, Follow me now. I will not put up with this behaviour in my class. I am very ashamed of you both."
Malfoy just smirked at Hermione and she stood there with her head in shame. They walked out of the classroom and followed Flitwick.
"I really don't know what to do about those two Albus. Since they have been back they have been at each others throats more then usual." McGonagall said to Dumbledore's portrait.
"They just need a bit of a lesson on how to get along Minerva."
"What do you have in mind, knowing you it will be something out of the ordinary, even for Hogwarts?"
Dumbledore filled McGonagall in on his plan with her frowning more and more as he went along.
"I just hope you are right Albus."
Flitwick had just walked in with the two students as Dumbledore finished telling her plan to McGonagall.
"What happened this time?"
"They were causing havoc in my classroom, shooting spells everywhere, terrifying the other students! I will not have that in my class!"
"Leave them for me to deal with Flitwick. I think I have a punishment suitable for there behaviour."
"Good, I will leave you to deal with them then McGonagall, I have a class to teach." Flitwick stated as he walked out.
"Well, what do you have to say for yourselves with your blatant lack of respect, not just for your friends but for your teachers."
"I'm sorry Headmistress, I do not know what came over me." Hermione said as she looked at the floor, she was so ashamed by her actions she did not want to look up and see the disappointment in her Headmistresses face.
"And what of you Mr Malfoy, do you have anything to say about your actions?"
"No, why would I? It's not like I care what happens to a muggle-born witch." He sneered
"Well I must say I am very disappointed in both of your actions, I didn't expect much more from you Mr Malfoy, but from you Miss Granger as Head Girl I expected more."
Hermione didn't know what to say so she just nodded her head in reply.
"You will both be serving a weeks worth of detentions. First one tonight cleaning the charms classroom from floor to ceiling."
"Yes Professor." Hermione said quietly.
"Before you go there is one more thing I would like to discuss one more thing with you both."
They both looked up at her with curiosity of to what she was going to say just in time to see McGonagall swish her wand then everything went dark.
"I hope you are right Albus."
"Have I ever lead you wrong Minerva?"
"No." She sighed and grabbed the potion out of her draw and dribbled a wee bit into each of their mouths.
When they woke up they were in the infirmary.
Hermione sat up and put her head in her hands, she had a booming headache.
Madam Pomfrey came over with a potion for her headache and put it by her bed. She drank it and felt the headache go away instantly.
Both Hermione and Draco were released shortly after that and made it down to the great hall just in time for dinner and went to sit at their house tables.
Both Ron and Harry looked relatively shocked.
"What the fuck are you doing here?" they said looking at her.
"What do you mean, I am in this house after all."
"Fuck off back to your table ferret."
"What are you talking about? I'm Hermione."
"Bull shit you are."
Over at the Slytherin table Malfoy just sat down in between Parkinson and Zabini.
"Hey." He said to them casually.
They didn't answer and just looked at him in shock as to why he sat there.
"What are you doing here, aren't you meant to be sitting over there with all the rest of the Gryffindor dorks." Parkinson said sneering.
"What the hell are you on about Parkinson?" He asked
"Don't play dumb with us Granger, you can't be Slytherin no matter how hard you try."
"What the fuck is in that brain of yours Parkinson?"
"Watch your mouth Granger" Zabini said
"Shut the fuck up Zabini I don't know what the fuck is going on but your getting on my nerves."
"Why don't you fuck off Granger?"
"Why the fuck do you keep calling me Granger?"
"Just fuck off Granger we don't want you here, why you think you can sit here is beyond us."
"Fuck off." He said before storming off.
Just as he walked out the door, Hermione got up and ran off as well. She bumped into Malfoy not watching where she was going and fell over.
She looked up at him and he looked down in shock. They both stared for a few seconds and screamed.
"What the fuck is going on?" Yelled Malfoy, but as he yelled, It wasn't from his body, it came from Grangers body.
The students came running out to see Malfoy on the ground and Hermione standing over him with the most horrible sneer they had ever seen on her face.
Just then Malfoy got up off the ground and Granger grabbed a hold of him and shoved him against the wall with her arm across his throat and her wand at his face.
"What the fuck did you do to me Granger?" He sneered at her in anger
"What, I didn't do this."
"Don't fuck with me Granger." He said then noticed his wand. It wasn't his.
He let go of her and looked at it for a second and Hermione took hers out to defend herself with.
"This isn't my wand, What's going on?" She asked.
Malfoy looked over and said that she had her wand.
"Give me my fucking wand Granger!" He yelled at her.
She looked and saw her wand in Malfoys hand.
"What's going on?"
"Mr Malfoy, Miss Granger. If you can go and serve your detention with Professor Flitwick and the years six and seven of Slytherin and Gryffindor can go back into the hall the the rest of you back to your houses." McGonagall said
Hermione and Malfoy walked up to the charms classroom and Minerva ushered the rest back to their tables.
"As you have all just witnessed there is something 'off' with both Miss Granger and Mr Malfoy. And I think I will need to explain to you what is going on."
People started murmuring at the aspect of that trying to figure it all out. McGonagall waited patiently for the murmur to go down.
"OK as I said they are both acting a little strange even for their standard. The reason is this. They have switched bodies. Mr Malfoy is now in the body of Miss Granger and Miss Granger in the body of Mr Malfoy."
There was a stunned silence as everybody took this in.
"As a result of this they will be in there opposite houses until they are back to normal. So Miss Parkinson and Mr Zabini I will ask you to watch over Miss Granger to make sure that she is safe while she is there. Mr Potter and Mr Weasley I will ask you to do the same with Mr Malfoy. Do I make myself clear? I do not want any problems while they are in this current situation."
Both houses nodded.
"Miss Parkinson and Mr Zabini I will need you to stay behind as well as Mr Potter and Mr Weasley."
They all walked out slowly and went to their common rooms.
"OK you four come with me and we will go and grab Mr Malfoy and Miss Granger from in the charms classroom."
Hermione and Draco were quietly tidying When they knocked into each other.
"Watch where your going Granger." He growled.
"You watch what your doing Malfoy." she said back.
They both drew their wands at the same time.
Just then McGonagall walked in.
"What is the meaning of this?" She asked as she saw them ready to attack glaring at each other.
"Miss Granger and Mr Malfoy please sit down so I can talk. Both of you at separate desks."
They sat down quietly, still glaring at each other as they went.
"Miss Parkinson and Mr Zabini, you go sit down with Miss Granger and If you Mr Potter and Mr Weasley sit with Mr Weasley."
They both just sat down looking very upset with the circumstances.
"Now Mr Malfoy and Miss Granger if you would like to listen quietly I would like to explain something to you both. It seems that you have switched bodies so what has happened is that Miss Granger, you are in Mr Malfoys body and Mr Malfoy you are in Miss Grangers body."
"What! You have got to be joking!" Yelled Malfoy.
"Unfortunately I am not. So until you are back to normal you Mr Malfoy will be living in the Gryffindor common room with My Potter and Mr Weasley. And you Miss Granger will be living in the Slytherin common room with Mr Zabini and Miss Parkinson for protection."
"But Professor this is outrageous. How did this even happen?"
"The point Miss Granger is that it happened so until you are back to normal you will keep up pretences in the other house."
They just both nodded.
"Now all of you make your way to your common rooms."
They all walked out in silence.