SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!! WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE LAST OLYMPIAN! *SHINES FLASHLIGHT ON FACE* OR ELSE YOU WILL BE DOOMED BY APOLLO, HERMES, AND ATHENA FOR ALL ETERNITY! (I'm tight with them.)
Prologue
"PERCY! WAIT!"
Apollo flew -in his "sun mobile" which was currently a
yellow Lamborghini- after his favorite young Demigod (well at least the one
that was most popular among girls ages 8-18) who was currently speeding away.
Apollo was trying to get Percy's attention to give him a gift to help
him on his path of saving the world. It was a poorly written Haiku. (How
unusual!) He noticed some hot girls on the beach and dove lower to get a better view of them. Ha accidently dove a little bit too low and lost control of his "car"...
THE LAST OLYMPIAN:
The end of the world started when the sun landed on the roof of my
car. Well actually it didn't really start the end of the world, it kinda was the end of the world. Everyone died (or faded)... there was
no Last Olympian.
The End
TADA!!!!!
My version of the conclusion of the Percy Jackson Series!
Yay no suicidal emo boys!
I might make more mini chapters if people like this.
P.s. The Haiku is as such:
Hey Percy wassup?
You're gonna save the world dude!
Thanks a lot homie.