One day when elza and anne were playing in room together. Elza was using her poo powers to build poo towers anne was jumping off of and then ELZA HIT HER iN THE HEAD WITH POO BEAM! (by the way the poo beams come from her butt) Anne was going to turn into poo but then the parents took them to the sewertrolls and fixed her.
The parents locked elza in her rom to prevent a shitstorm.
Flashfoward some years and elza was going to become queen but then she accidentalley unleashed a shitstorm on pooindell/
'LET IT GO LET IT GO AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and elza shit diarreah everywhere and made a poofort on the mountain. "The shit nevcer bother me, any way"
Anne went to go save ehr but then she shot elza with a poo beam from her ass and anne caught the poo curse which means she would turn into poo.
Anne begun to have her hair turn borwn and she went to go find hans to save her and then hans took elza back to the palace. Anne and hans and elza were standing on a lake of shit in a shitstorm and then hans was about to kill elza and anne jumped in front of the blaed but poo is not as hard as ice so anne was splattered and killed and also elza died because the blade hit her too.
"MmmmmMMmmMMMMm that's som gud sh1T" hans said as he ate anne because hans has a scat fetish. "GOOOOD SHIT"
the end hans became king