A/N: This has been sitting on my computer for awhile. I decided to go ahead and post it.
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Pick up Lines
Take One
Kiba sat next to Sakura.
"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
"Punch mutts in the face." She said, not batting an eyelash.
"Animal Abuse!"
Take Two
Sakura's at the hospital.
For some reason Kiba is there.
Following her.
Walking up behind her he grabs her ass.
"Excuse me miss, but is this seat taken?"
A big grin held its place on his face.
Two seconds later he was on the ground with a bloody nose.
"Ino! Get a room for Kiba. He's being bad dog."
Take Three
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first"
She stared at him.
"Really Kiba? They get worse every time."
She walked off shaking her head laughing.
Take Four
At the store Sakura was getting some groceries when a hand wrapped around her waist.
"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" Kiba started fanning himself.
She peeled his arm off of her and finished her shopping.
Take five
"Throw a dog a bone will ya Sakura?
"I like my dogs trained." She looked at him.
"I'm potty trained!"
Take six
"Is that lipgloss you're wearing?"
Sakura nodded.
"Mind if I taste it?"
Sakura pulled out her lipgloss, painting it on Kiba's lips.
"There you go" She smiled and walked off.
Seventh's The Charm?
"Hey babe, I was just wondering, what pick-up lines work best on you?" Kiba sat in the hospital bed.
"None" Sakura said, cleaning his cut up knee.
"Do they bug you?"
"Yes."
"Then why do you smile every time I use one on you." A smirk lay on his face.
"I don't." She said.
"You blush." He laughed.
"No I don't" Her face was pink.
"Yes. You do." He insisted.
"I really don't, Kiba." She insisted right back.
"You're blushing now."
She looked away before resuming to his cut.
"It's cause you're such a dumbass!"
"I'm such a dumbass that you blush around me every time we're together? That makes sense."
Frustrated, she picked her head up and laid one on him.
"You don't need pick-up lines for me Kiba" She said walking out.
"Woof!" He said as he watched her ass.
A/N: I don't really know what made me write this, but it just popped up.
Hope you liked it!
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