First Story: A Very Scary Christmas
I do not own Repo, and the idea for this little tidbit came from my dear friend MagicalShovel. Read her fanfics. They're just as cracked up as mine. :D ENJOYZ! Oh, and warning: This mini contains extreme Wallacest…although very funny Wallacest.
[Outside the Wallace household, a heavy sleet is falling. A large, decorated fur tree sits in the middle of the living room floor with a roaring fire in the fireplace. Shilo sits on the couch, bored out of her mind. Nathan enters dressed as a thin Santa, the clothes hanging off him like drapes.]
Nathan: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas little girl!
[Shilo looks up]
Shilo: …Dad?
Nathan: No, I'm Santa! Ho ho ho!
Shilo: Riiigghttt…
[She turns her attention back to the tree. Nathan sits on a chair and pats his lap]
Nathan: Come and tell Santa what you want for Christmas!
Shilo: Dad. Seriously, I stopped believing in Santa years ago.
Nathan: Come on…for old times sake.
Shilo: Fine…
[She sits on his lap awkwardly.]
Nathan: Now dance.
END