A/N: ok here we go! The plot! Here's the plot! Ok so you don't get confused the next part is about me! Not at Hogwarts me!
Ok so I walked home from school one day, right, after getting hit on the head with a water balloon by my little bro and his little friends from his tree house in my front yard not his front yard MINE! So I go inside and dig in my closet in till I find my death eater outfit, I put it on over my school uniform, it was the last day of school and I don't have time to change, I walked over to my closet and poof, I was gone.
A/N: ok NOW we are in the wizarding world! Yes we are
I walked over to the glass cages on banged on them hard, "SHUTUP!" I yelled at a man holding on to a rope for dear life, with a squad of attack dogs trying to eat his brains out, this man, this stupid, pathetic man, was Voldimort, the one the only, in till, now! I'm the new Voldimort now kiddies! ((A/N yes I'm a girl but that's coming up later)) do you remember, by any chance at the begging of the story J.K. said that I'll never own the book! Well, in this story I own it! ((A/N: but you still can't sue me because in real life I don't own it, just here in this story, hey a girl can dream can't she?)) and since the ratings were going down, this is now a reality show that one day might air on Fox or something, NBC, ABC, comedy central?
A/N: now we are at Hogwarts, were we find the whole school dinning, in the great hall, yes and this is where I come in,
After walking like a mile up the road from the Hogsmade station, I FINALLY, reach the castle, I walk in to the great hall I con do that now that I'm Voldimort you know.... The only thing is that I don't look like him so right now I'm just a kid, in a Wal-Mart dearth eater Halloween costume, I walk up the isle all eyes on me, Dumbledore gets up and I just push him to the side,
"My lord is coming! No one is safe!" I'm going to milk it for all that is worth, unknowing to all of them I got cameras taping this for the show, hehehe! "I....he...sh....he will be here soon! To take over his rightful place as quee....king of all that is cool and um.....stuff!"
Harry stood up, in protest and so did a lot of others, yeah right like they can stand a chance against me! The greatest ruler of all time!
Wait this might work...... and the first person to get voted off, Harry Potter!
And in a snap of my fingers he was gone.
A few hours later I was sitting in my cool new big boss guy chair, because I'm Voldyfart! I mean Voldimort..... Harry hadn't died no he walked in the cool hall of me-ness, looking really mad
"where is he!" he yelled
"who?"
"you-know-who!"
"no I don't..."
"you know! You know who!"
"no still don't..."
"Voldimort!"
"oh that guy..."
"yes!"
"here"
"where?"
"here"
"what?"
"don't you see Harry I'm now Voldimort!"
"oh..............WHAT!"
"I kidnapped....or Voldy-napped him and now his in a glass box on my front lawn and I charge kid 5 bucks to see him."
"wow I wish I could have thought of that..."
"to bad so sad, ok Harry I need a right hand man and/or girl."
"ok..."
"someone who knows his and/or her way around here."
"yeah..."
"someone who will stick with me to the end!"
"and?..."
"gets to ruin people relationships and friendships and gets all the food he and/or she could eat."
"I'm your guy and/or girl!"
"that didn't sound right"
"..."
Great! Now I have a right hand guy/girl! Yes the top death eater...wow we really need to think of a new name or the ratings would really go down....how about the Evil Followers of me from beyond the grave hoping that the ratings wont go down or well be out of work! Or the EFOMFBTGHTTRWGDOWBOOW!! Of short! Ok so Harry is my right hand !
"what about the Death Eaters?" Harry said as we were sceaming our master sceam. "oh," I pushes a botton that was conviantly located under the table "there." A big screen came down to revile a bunch of death eaters in a glass box right next to big V, kids pressing there faces up to the glass, "well, who are those guys?" Harry asked pointing to the pacing people, "oh there just some geeks at school wanting to make a buck..."
"I see,"
"no you don't"
"yes I do!"
"do not"
"do to!"
"do not"
"do to!"
"do not"
"do to!"
"do not"
"do to!"
"well if you don't shutup I'll turn you into Hermione!" I said pulling out a button, a BIG RED button! "and I'll make you go out with Ron or even worst DRACO!"
"NO!"
"yes!"
"no!"
"yes!"
"no!"
"Button!"
"ok, ok I'll be a good little boy....."
"good very good...."
A/N: Next chapter I rake over Hogwarts then Britain then Europe, then Antarctica, then the WORLD! MMMWWWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ok so I walked home from school one day, right, after getting hit on the head with a water balloon by my little bro and his little friends from his tree house in my front yard not his front yard MINE! So I go inside and dig in my closet in till I find my death eater outfit, I put it on over my school uniform, it was the last day of school and I don't have time to change, I walked over to my closet and poof, I was gone.
A/N: ok NOW we are in the wizarding world! Yes we are
I walked over to the glass cages on banged on them hard, "SHUTUP!" I yelled at a man holding on to a rope for dear life, with a squad of attack dogs trying to eat his brains out, this man, this stupid, pathetic man, was Voldimort, the one the only, in till, now! I'm the new Voldimort now kiddies! ((A/N yes I'm a girl but that's coming up later)) do you remember, by any chance at the begging of the story J.K. said that I'll never own the book! Well, in this story I own it! ((A/N: but you still can't sue me because in real life I don't own it, just here in this story, hey a girl can dream can't she?)) and since the ratings were going down, this is now a reality show that one day might air on Fox or something, NBC, ABC, comedy central?
A/N: now we are at Hogwarts, were we find the whole school dinning, in the great hall, yes and this is where I come in,
After walking like a mile up the road from the Hogsmade station, I FINALLY, reach the castle, I walk in to the great hall I con do that now that I'm Voldimort you know.... The only thing is that I don't look like him so right now I'm just a kid, in a Wal-Mart dearth eater Halloween costume, I walk up the isle all eyes on me, Dumbledore gets up and I just push him to the side,
"My lord is coming! No one is safe!" I'm going to milk it for all that is worth, unknowing to all of them I got cameras taping this for the show, hehehe! "I....he...sh....he will be here soon! To take over his rightful place as quee....king of all that is cool and um.....stuff!"
Harry stood up, in protest and so did a lot of others, yeah right like they can stand a chance against me! The greatest ruler of all time!
Wait this might work...... and the first person to get voted off, Harry Potter!
And in a snap of my fingers he was gone.
A few hours later I was sitting in my cool new big boss guy chair, because I'm Voldyfart! I mean Voldimort..... Harry hadn't died no he walked in the cool hall of me-ness, looking really mad
"where is he!" he yelled
"who?"
"you-know-who!"
"no I don't..."
"you know! You know who!"
"no still don't..."
"Voldimort!"
"oh that guy..."
"yes!"
"here"
"where?"
"here"
"what?"
"don't you see Harry I'm now Voldimort!"
"oh..............WHAT!"
"I kidnapped....or Voldy-napped him and now his in a glass box on my front lawn and I charge kid 5 bucks to see him."
"wow I wish I could have thought of that..."
"to bad so sad, ok Harry I need a right hand man and/or girl."
"ok..."
"someone who knows his and/or her way around here."
"yeah..."
"someone who will stick with me to the end!"
"and?..."
"gets to ruin people relationships and friendships and gets all the food he and/or she could eat."
"I'm your guy and/or girl!"
"that didn't sound right"
"..."
Great! Now I have a right hand guy/girl! Yes the top death eater...wow we really need to think of a new name or the ratings would really go down....how about the Evil Followers of me from beyond the grave hoping that the ratings wont go down or well be out of work! Or the EFOMFBTGHTTRWGDOWBOOW!! Of short! Ok so Harry is my right hand !
"what about the Death Eaters?" Harry said as we were sceaming our master sceam. "oh," I pushes a botton that was conviantly located under the table "there." A big screen came down to revile a bunch of death eaters in a glass box right next to big V, kids pressing there faces up to the glass, "well, who are those guys?" Harry asked pointing to the pacing people, "oh there just some geeks at school wanting to make a buck..."
"I see,"
"no you don't"
"yes I do!"
"do not"
"do to!"
"do not"
"do to!"
"do not"
"do to!"
"do not"
"do to!"
"well if you don't shutup I'll turn you into Hermione!" I said pulling out a button, a BIG RED button! "and I'll make you go out with Ron or even worst DRACO!"
"NO!"
"yes!"
"no!"
"yes!"
"no!"
"Button!"
"ok, ok I'll be a good little boy....."
"good very good...."
A/N: Next chapter I rake over Hogwarts then Britain then Europe, then Antarctica, then the WORLD! MMMWWWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!