Real song: Call Me Maybe

By: Carly Rae Jepsen

Parody: I just left it the same, lol.

Summary: I meet Monkey D. Luffy and try to get him to call me and go out sometime but he doesn't want to. Why? Just read it. :P

Me talking

Luffy talking

Disclaimer: One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda! :D Call Me Maybe belongs to Carly Rae Jepsen! :D


I saw a cute boy go by

I couldn't help but say hi

I tapped him on his shoulder

And then he turned around

We bumped into each other

His straw hat fell on the ground

We both went to reach for it

And then both our hands touched

He picked his hat up

Turned to leave but I stopped him and then I told him

Where you think you're going, baby

Hey, I just met you

And this is crazy

But let's go hang out

Then call me maybe

It's hard to look for

Someone like you

Let's become great friends

Got something to say

Yes, I already

Let's get some ice cream

My favorite's chocolate

Tell me, what is yours

Mine is vanilla meat

I haven't tried that

But here's my number

So call me maybe

-Line break-

I do not mind being friends

But there's something you must know

May you please listen to me

And stop eating ice cream

I stop eating and look up

My gosh he looks so fine

I can't wait to make him mine

I will describe him

He has a scar under his left eye and a shirt that shows his hot abs

Where you think you're going, baby

You're not listening

So I am leaving

Wait, here's my number

I do not want it

Then he leaves the shop

I ran after him because I do not want him to leave me

I catch up to him

Hey, let's start over

Is there anything you have to tell me

Actually, yes there is

I am married

I just stared at him

I can't believe it

At that moment a women with orange hair comes and goes up to him

She says she missed him bad

Boy you came into my life I thought that was good

I wish you knew that

I'll miss you so, so bad (repeat seven times)

-Mini line break-

Then they walk away

I got so sad

But I wasn't mad

But then they both stopped

They hugged each other

And then the boys drops a piece of paper

Then he winks at me

I went to pick it up

I look at it

That is my number

So call me maybe

He whispered to me before he walked away then I got so happy

And then I walked away

Come to think of it I'll call him just to be friends

He should know that

I'll call him maybe


I hope you liked it!

Fun fact: I actually did this last year on my birthday which is a~~ll the way in July. I wanted to put it up but I didn't think it was good enough so like, yeah. Here it is now, though! XD

I have more parodies that are One Piece related but I'm not sure if I should put them up here. But there IS another one coming for Luffy's birthday. It's actually already finished but I'm waiting for May 5th to come to post it. The torture of waiting, I know. Lol. Don't worry, it's a good, fun song and parody so get ready for it! :]

Review, please! :D