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1. THE VOLDEMORT PROBLEM

"Shut up, I want to hear this!" hissed an angry Hermione, trying to sideswipe Ron, who was arguing with Fred and George somewhat loudly. The Extendable Ears weren't working as it is, so the kids could barely hear what the Order of the Phoenix members were talking about in the living room downstairs.

It was a tight squeeze on the stairwell amongst the kids: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, and Ginny. Although Fred and George were seventeen, the adults hadn't let them in the Order, especially since they would relay all the information back to Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and probably Ginny, too. Sirius told Harry most of the information anyway, which he gave to Ron and Hermione.

They all stopped dead silent when they heard the low voice of Snape speak from downstairs. They weren't used to hearing Snape at the Order meetings.

"The best option is obviously to relocate," he drawled. The kids looked at each other. Relocate? Where? What was going to be relocated? "We have no other choice. You-Know-Who knows that the Order is stationed here at Grimmauld Place."

Once the kids heard the information, they knew why they were kept out of Order meetings. They looked at each other in horror.

"He will do anything at this point to get to Harry, or any of us for that matter. The best option is to go into hiding," Snape said. "We may as well become a part of Albus's Wizard Protection Program."

Harry's eyes widened, larger than the rest of his friends'.

"Why does he want you?" Fred asked in a slightly mocking tone to lighten the ominous mood that had descended upon the stairs.

"Don't know who would, mate," said George, winking at Harry. Harry's stomach had dropped to the deepest pit possible. He knew that Voldemort wanted to kill him; he had certainly tried and failed enough times, but the fact that he knew where exactly he was and that he wanted the rest of the Order as well made him sick.

"I take it that they cannot attend Hogwarts, then," a voice Harry recognized as Remus Lupin's said.

"I am afraid not," Snape said, although all the kids knew the irony that lay behind that statement. Snape hated every last one of them, and they knew it. They all graciously returned the hatred, too.

Hermione's eyes opened incredulously. Not attend Hogwarts? This was the worst possible thing she could imagine. She had to go. They couldn't keep her away from school.

Fred and George high-fived each other enthusiastically, and Hermione couldn't help but grimace.

Ron and Harry stared at each other, not sure what to make of the news. Although they didn't exactly love school, it was somewhat enjoyable and neither could imagine not going back for their fifth year.

"The safest place would be to hide in the Muggle world," the voice of Kingsley Shacklebolt said, who had obviously known about this with Snape.

"All of us?" asked Molly Weasley.

"All of us. And absolutely no magic."

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