May the Farce be with You!, a star wars fanfic

"May the Farce be with You!"

When my brother Dino was still in school, one of his teachers wanted the students to write something creative, so I, my mother, and Dino wrote this, lol. If you're eating while you read, I suggest you put it aside or you may choke, LOL!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, products, or places that I mentioned, lol.

In a galaxy not too far, far away…

Through the dark and stormy night, Chief Yoga sped sideways, frantically searching for Kook Skyscraper.

The news had come this morning; the domes on the planet Malaria had been broken into, and the Malarians killed or captured. The Fracas Fourscum were the only suspects. Chief Yoga knew that without Kook Skystinker and the Farce, the galaxy was doomed.

Dart Invader savored his latest victory. His brilliant plan to use the 'Scum to leave no evidence (except a big hole in the domes) was a success! He could still hear the death screams. As a reward, Emperor Palpitate let him eat 20 Tweety Birds!

At the moment, Kook Skystalker was space warping in an attempt to elude the Fracas Fourscum.

Han Rollover and Screwie found themselves on a collision course with Skyblinker. R-2x4 screamed and fell off the ship, C3P7-up fainted and the Fracas Fourscum puked and warped out of space.

Oh no! The Millennium Pigeon glued itself to Kook's ship with the residue from the Fourscum's puke.

"We're doomed!" C3P7-up yelled. His voice was heard throughout the galaxy.

Chief Yoga suddenly appeared flying on his head. He analyzed a sample of the Fourscum's leftover puke and found it was a chemical known as Dubya D-40 that could annihilate any known dome and leave no evidence. (Except a big hole.)

Chief Yoga put 2 and 2 together, and came up with 3. He immediately realized that the Fracas Fourscum WERE the perpetrators of the crime! *GASP*

Luckily the Fracas Fourscum left a puke trail, which led Yoga by his tail to Snoofle, which was a moon near the 'Scum's next target.

Skyfloater and Rollover were unglued by now, and followed the puke trail to Mount Argh, which contained the 'Scum's base! They noticed that the radar equipment and sensors showed bad vibes.

The 'Scum's blast gun was aimed at Spleep, the planet across the street.

Yoga jumped on the gun, and summoned the Farce. Obi-O Pinocchio appeared, and used the Farce and his nose to plug the gun, stopping the 'Scum from blasting the planet.

Skysqeejee and R-2x4 used the bathroom in the ship to clog the pipes, which blew up the ship, which then blew up the mountain, which assisted Yoga and Obi-O Pinocchio in finally capturing the 'Scum crew!

Princess Hey-ya Organic commended Rollover and Screwie for finding the hostage Malarians, who'd been pickled and bottled and left inside Mount Ahgida for further use.

The 'Scum crew was sentenced to 50 light years of hard labor, working at the local Stop&Shop supermarket.

Yoga was last seen flying east on his ear.

Obi-O Pinocchio became a real boy after having his nose surgically removed from the nozzle of the gun.

Kook Skysneaker and R-2x4 became plumbers.

C3P7-up opened a soda factory.

Dart Invader choked on a Tweety Bird, and, having miraculously survived, formed a rap group called The Tweety Tones.

Emperor Palpitate wasn't so fortunate, suffering a fatal heart attack soon after.

THE END!

LOL How'd you all like that? Oh by the way, my brother ended up getting an A on the paper LOL!