DisClaimer –
Yeah, I had sex change surgery, aged several years, and changed my
name to Andy Breckman…
A/N – Enjoyyy!!! =)
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Moment #1:
"Mr. Monk?"
"Yes, Natalie?"
"Does it strike you odd that there's a trail of blood at our feet?"
"Not at all-"
"Thank God."
"-it just means we have another murder to solve."
"Oh, hell…"
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Moment #2:
"Wipe, Natalie, wipe!"
"Mr. Monk, it's just a ladybug."
"But it touched my toes! My toes, Natalie! God knows what type of infection it could have transferred to me!"
"But you're wearing shoes."
"Are you going to give me a wipe or not?"
"No, Mr. Monk, I'm going have to say I'm not going to give you a wipe."
"Okay then. I'm glad we discussed this."
"You're okay with that?"
"Perfectly fine with it."
"Are you sure?"
"Of course."
You aren't going to-"
"Julie! I need a wipe! It's a matter of life or death!"
"-freak out about it…"
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Moment #3:
"Natalie?"
"Yes, Mr. Monk?"
"Do you see that right there?"
"The cloud?"
"It's the proof we need."
"The cloud just gave you the proof you needed to solve this?"
"It's quite obvious, isn't it?"
"It is?"
"Now we all know how all that water leaked in."
"Mr. Monk, how exactly did the water get inside your house?"
"You did it, didn't you?"
"Guilty as charged."
"Natalie, Natalie, Natalie…"
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And that, my dear readers, is why
stories written by a girl bored out of her mind an thought of at two
AM, are not the best things to read if you still have a brain. If you
read this, I recommend leaving your brain behind, and re-reading it.
What I'm basically trying to say is that, if you read this, and
thought, "What the hell???", you can
understand exactly where all this is coming from. =)
(Yeah,
I know. That doesn't even make sense to me…)
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I know I'm crazy, but please review, O Beloved Readers! Reviews are the only payment we FF authors receive. Reviews make my day! (And my week if you write something extra good). First to review gets to spend a day with the Monk character of their choice. (Except Monk… he's mine…)
-Drishti Choudhury