Ugly Darcy

By

Manny Santos

Here Is A Story,about a very ugly girl named darcy.

Once upon a time there was a couple who always

wanted a kid,no doubt there.They did the thing and

took a pregnancy test the stick said a + sign and

that meant positive.On the sixth month of

the pregnancy,they looked at the sonogram.

they found out their baby was going to be hideous

and the dad was enraged,he only liked cute babies,

not ugly ones,he said"I want an abortion right here,

right now.I do not want to be the laughing stock of

all of Toronto just because I will have an ugly daughter

that makes the hunchback look handosme."

the mom said "no,let's not do the abortion,I Always

wanted to have a kid,im not going to get my dream

crushed just because you want a cute baby."then

when the birth date loomed the baby was born and

the mother was disgusted at the baby''s face.she

put up the baby for adoption,no one adopted little

darcy because she was hideous.

When she was just 7,the children all made fun

of her,even the teachers.calling her names

like "Frankenstein2'' and "Ugly darcy".The

people who made fun of her was a cruel girl

named emma nelson and her followers the beauty

crew A.K.A:Me,Mia & Liberty.

One day a hot guy named peter stone went by

Darcy's locker,darcy is 18 now,he wanted to

ask Ugly darcy out on a romantic dinner,she said yes

but then she had an explosive and stinky fart,so loud

and stinky,that it killed every male organism in degrassi.

it murdered peter.then darcy whined like a big fat baby

and ate everyone in sight she spit on emma,barfed on her yellow

and orange chunks from her mouth and chewed and threw emma

in the mud,she took her beauty and darcy turned from ugly and

hideous to hot and beautiful.darcy married peter ran off to paraguay,

raised llamas,changed their names to jose & maria and had a million babies.

And they lived happily ever after...except for emma who went to jail for

trying to kill her own family and plastered her walls with pictures of peter

and got farted by a police man and grew a large nose and beard and gained 3,000,000

pounds and became really ugly and died.

THE END!