Disclaimer: I do not own any rights to the Puyo Puyo series, SEGA does.
Details: I know I have another annoying project to do, but I just think that there should be more humor Puyo Puyo fanfics. I tried to think of ways to add on to that, then I thought to myself, " How can I annoy the Puyo Hell master?" and thus, these ideas were born:
Remind him of how his evil plans will always fail, and that Arle will never love him.
Graffiti "ArleXSchezo FTW!" on his castle walls.
Lecture him for hours about how poor in taste the " Sweet Home DX" is.
Dress Amitie as Arle and make her go on a date with him.
Lock him in a room with Rulue.
Get rid of all the clothes in his closet except for the Carbuncle costume.
Turn his castle into a winter wonderland.
Have an adventure in his respiratory system.
Host a paint ball royale inside his castle.
Call him a freaky cosplayer.
If you have other crazy ideas, I would be more than happy to read about them. Anyway, ON WITH THE RANDOMNESS:
A few moments later, Ke-kiChi was at the front entrance of Satan's castle. There, Rulue was giving Ke-kiChi a death glare. Of course, the otaku ignored it and explained to Rulue why she wanted to talk to Satan. Rulue begrudgingly allowed Ke-kiChi to talk to Satan. Ke-kiChi entered the castle, looking for said green haired man. After an hour of searching, she finally found Satan( wearing the outfit that he wore during 20th anniversary) in his living room, asleep on the easy chair with what seemed like a diary on his lap. Satan was snoring loud enough for the entire castle to hear, a strip of drool escaped from the left side of his mouth. Ke-kiChi stared at him with a confused look.
" You know, even if he is evil, watching him sleep is kinda adorable." Ke-kiChi thought to herself.
" Arle, may I have this dance?" Satan asked the Arle in his sleep in a sing-song, flirtatious tone.
Ke-kiChi let her Chao out of the Chao bag. Said Chao looked at her owner as she placed two radio side-by-side from the easy chair Satan was sleeping on, then plugged them up to four speakers. Afterwards, she put ear plugs into the Chao's ears before putting another set in her own. Ke-kiChi turns the knobs of all the sound machine to maximum, stepping back to the end of the rug. She pressed a button on a remote, and music ( " Live and Learn" by crush 40 to be exact) started to blare out at almost deafening decibles. Satan was startled awake, looking around the room only to see Ke-kiChi playing an air guitar to the song while her Chao played an air drum set. Instead of getting the urge to kill the Otaku, Satan joined in singing along. Shortly after the song ended, Ke-kiChi was sitting on the foot rest with her Chao sitting on her lap. Satan was once again on his easy chair, sipping some tea.
" Any reason why you decided to break into my castle?" Asked Satan, taking another sip of his tea.
" I just wanted to talk to you." Ke-kiChi answered.
"About what?" Satan asked.
" About you, but I didn't know it was nap time." Ke-kiChi chuckled.
Satan blushed in embarrassment. " Heh heh, maybe I should stop thinking about Arle when I'm too comfortable."
" Really? I just thought that those wings of yours take a lot to function." Replied Ke-kiChi.
" That's also true." Satan answered.
" I bet, but speaking of Arle, how does it feel that your never-to-be fiancé will never go on a honey moon with you." KekiChi explained.
Satan stopped blushing, staring at KekiChi with an intimidating glare. " what was that?" he asked sternly.
" Oh come on, Making the sun bigger just so you can be surrounded by girls in bikinis, what a pathetic stunt." KekiChi Mocked.
Then KekiChi lectured him on the "sweet home DX" telling him things like " The excessive heart balloons are *TOTALLY GAY*!" or " THE PINK, IT BURNS!" and " Who is the effing retard that came up with the idea? YOU?". The torment continued for five more hours until…
" One more crack out of you, and it's a one-way ticket to Puyo Hell!" Screamed Satan.
" alright alright, but can I asked you something?" Asked KekiChi.
" what can it be?" Satan asked angrily.
" it's about recent events." Responded KekiChi.
" What about recent events?" asked Satan, less angrily, but still disturbed.
" I'm talking about when Ecolo convinced you into helping him cover the world with Puyos, why is that?" KekiChi asked.
Satan sighed, barely feeling relaxed. " Sorry, I was just… so angry and frustrated, looking for Arle, only for her to run away from my grasp!" Satan exclaimed, getting more and more tense.
" So someone got when his "Fiancé" ditched him." KekiChi summed.
" Shut up!" Satan said, gritting his teeth.
" NEVER-TO-BE FIANCE! NEVER-TO-BE FIANCE! NEVER-TO-BE FIANCE!" KekiChi sung at the top of her lungs.
" Leave my castle RIGHT NOW!" Satan yelled at the top of his lungs.
KekiChi and her pet Chao did just that, leaving a small note on the foot rest. Satan watched the window, waiting for KekiChi to leave his home. After thirty minutes, KekiChi was finally out of his castle, and into the forest. Satan then notices the note on the foot rest where KekiChi sat. He got up from his chair and picked up said note. Satan unfolded the note, reading the message:
Dear Satan-sama
Just a friendly reminder that you will always be a pathetic, miserable failure and that you will never get the girl of your dreams.
Signed KekiChi.
P.S. My Chao painted a lovely portrait of Arle X Schezo on your bedroom ceiling, and graffiti "ARLE X SCHEZO FTW" next to it. If you wanna remove them, peel the plastic wrap off.
P.S.S. *trollface* PROBLEM?
P.S.S.S. FTW means "FOR THE WIN"
Satan's face began to turn as red as his eyes, crumpling the paper. He screamed as loud as he could, throwing the foot rest out of the window. Satan got on his outdoor shoes and literally kicked the door open, flying out afterwards. Rulue notices this, calling out to him.
" My darling Satan-sama, what's wrong?" Rulue asked.
" Some GIRL had the NERVE to come up to MY face and tell me that ME and MY FIANCE Arle will never be together!" Satan shouted, still flying.
" She told me about it, so that's why she was laughing and panicking at the same time." Explained Rulue.
" And where did she say she was going?!" Satan asked, with an exposed vein on his head.
" She mentioned something about the Primp town magic school…" Rulue answered.
Satan once again calmed down, descending onto the ground. He took a few deep breaths before walking up to Rulue. " I can't chase her there." He said.
" and why's that?" Rulue asked.
" if I go there rampaging, then not only would I scare away my precious Arle, but I would also traumatize Rider as well." Explained Satan.
" I appreciate the Rider part, but are you STILL chasing after that Arle?" Rulue asked, bending her fan with her bare hands.
" Yes, and we WILL have that honeymoon under the starry night sky." Satan said. " And speaking of which… ARLE, your beautiful fiancé is coming for you" He said once more in a state of love.
As Satan merrily walked into the forest, Rulue watched with great dismay.
Meanwhile in the cave of the dark wizard, KekiChi was explaining to Schezo everything that had happened. Schezo at first couldn't believe his ears, but at the end of the explaination, he gave a nod of approval.
" It's about time someone went up and told him the truth." Said Schezo.
" I was scared out of my mind." KekiChi said while blushing.
" I bet… but you don't have a place to stay do you?" Schezo asked.
KekiChi stopped blushing and looked down at her feet. " no, I do not." She said.
" *Sigh* I don't normally do this, but if you keep doing what you're doing to Satan, then you can stay here." Schezo offered.
KekiChi looked up at the dark wizard. " thank you, but what's the catch?" She asked.
" I want in on your next stunt." Schezo answered.
" Okay, it's a deal." KekiChi said, winking afterwards.
" Sweet, but if I were you, I would wait a day or two before moving on, you know, until it's safe." Schezo suggested.
" after that stunt, yeah, I agree with you." KekiChi said.
" then, it's decided, as long as you annoy the crap out of Satan, you can stay here." Said Schezo.
" Thank you very much." KekiChi said.
So the first chapter has come to an end. The "TOTALLY GAY" quote came from a video made by secret agent bob, so i don't own that reference.