Okay, I don't know how I got this inspiration, but what if Sierra hadn't blown up the plane in TDWT episode "Aww, Drumheller!" and ruined everything? What if Heather's pickaxe hadn't made oil spill everywhere? What if Sierra was smart enough to use regular candles instead of freaking sparklers? Let's watch-er, read.
Heather and Alejandro finished their song. They rolled their oil reserves to the plane. Heather's can had been pierced, but Alejandro had duct taped the hole.
Sierra was in the plane, baking Cody a cake. She eyed the sparklers that she had brought, then changed her mind and picked up the two candles, one in the shape of a 1, and the other, an 8. Yes, Cody was turning eighteen today. Sierra was sure that she would make this day awesome for the short boy of her obsessions. She frosted the cake that had just come out of the oven. It was chocolate, Cody's favorite. She used vanilla frosting, which was his second favorite.
Cody rolled his can of oil to the plane. He had actually decided to join Chris and Chef in their little "Final Four" party, along with Heather and Alejandro. The two people were facing away from each other, Heather with her nose in the air. Alejandro just looked towards the plane. He saves the girl from being wedged in a hole by a freaking boulder, and she ignores him as if he was a piece of rotten meat! What a gyp!
The elimination ceremony came along, and Chris had set up a campfire ceremony.
"I decided to pay a little tribute to the first season with this campfire ceremony! Sierra gets the first marshmallow, because she won invincibility. Heather gets the second marshmallow, because there were no votes against her! Let's read the votes off, shall we?" Chris said. He had one marshmallow on the plate, and four passports as well.
"One vote for Alejandro," Chris said, causing the Spanish male's eyes to widen.
"One vote for Cody," Chris said, causing Alejandro to smirk at Cody, who looked scared.
"Another vote for Alejandro!" Chris said, causing Alejandro to drop his smirk.
"And, the next vote is for…" Chris said.
"Wait! I think we should do one last thing together before anybody gets the boot! BRB!" Sierra said, running into the plane. She came out with a cake with two lit candles on it. The candles formed an 18.
"Happy birthday, Cody!" She shouted cheerfully.
"Sierra, thank you! A lot!" Cody said, truly grateful that someone had remembered his birthday.
"First slice to the birthday boy!" Sierra shouted. She pulled paper plates from underneath the cake. She also pulled six plastic forks from a bag next to where she had been sitting. Yes, Chef got a piece, too.
"Let's sing!" Sierra said, causing Chris, Heather, Alejandro, and Sierra to sing "Happy Birthday" to the scrawny eighteen-year-old. Cody blushed the whole time.
When the little party was over with, Chris got back down to business.
"And the final vote goes to…" Chris said, milking the tension.
"Alejandro! Sorry, buddy. You're gone," Chris said. Shock was obvious on Alejandro's face. Everyone boarded the plane, the interns bringing the campfire set back in. The contestants, as well as Chris, met in the usual elimination room. Chris handed Alejandro a parachute, and he stopped to say something to Heather.
"Heather, I must confess something!" Alejandro started. "At first, my intentions were purely strategic, but I've realized something. I-I have fallen in love with you!"
"What?" Heather said, shocked. "You have fallen in love with me?"
"From the first day I saw you, I knew that I would fall for you!" Alejandro said, pulling Heather in for a hug. Heather pulled away and said, "I might feel a little something…"
"Mi amor," Alejandro said before kissing Heather, who was surprised. She melted into the kiss, though. Alejandro pulled away, and said, "Mi angel, win for me. I'll be cheering for you back home." Alejandro then jumped out of the plane.
"I'll win for you!" Heather shouted out of the door.
"So, Sierra, which loser do you want to take to first class with you?" Chris said, already knowing the answer.
"CODY!" she said. "He deserves to be in first class on his eighteenth birthday!" Sierra said. For once, her intentions didn't seem stalker-like.
"Will Heather win? Who will end up in the final two? Will Sierra have to compete against Cody, the object of her obsession? Find out next time, on Total, Drama, WORLD TOUR!" Chris said, singing the last two words.
"Last time, on Total Drama World Tour… Drumheller, Alberta! To be honest, it was a wasteland! Individuals had to dig for bones to create their own custom dinosaur! Alejandro made a real dinosaur. Heather totally kissed up to the host by making a dinosaur that looks like me! Cody made a little dog out of fossilized poop! And Sierra made a dinosaur that resembled a broken heart covered in pink glitter glue with a triceratops head and a party hat! It won the vote, and boy, was the vote shocking! Haha! Then, they had to dig for the spare oil reserves! Sierra won invincibility, and even baked a rocking chocolate cake for Cody's eighteenth birthday! It was Alejandro who got the boot, and confessed his love for Heather before taking the Drop of Shame! Who will be the final two? Will Sierra have to fight Cody in the finale? Will Heather avenge her new-found lover by winning the third season? Can my teeth get any whiter? All these questions might not be answered, right here, right now, on Total, Drama, WORLD TOUR!" Chris said in the recap. The theme song then played.
The show opens to first class, where Sierra is with Cody, who wasn't trying to get away from her this time! Cody was eating chocolate birthday cake and candy, a birthday gift from Chef. Sierra was next to him, eating a piece of cake. Sierra gasped.
"Cody, you didn't blow out your candles! Make a wish and blow them out!" Sierra said. Cody closed his eyes, then blew out the candles.
"You know, I feel guilty for letting Heather sit in economy class alone," Cody said. "Why don't you invite her up?"
"That's a good idea, Cody-kins!" Sierra said, dashing for economy class. She came back a few minutes later with Heather, who sat next to Cody. Cody offered her a piece of cake, to which she accepted with a, rare, gentle thanks. Cody beamed, and went back to his own cake.
"Thanks for inviting me up, Sierra," Heather said.
"No problem. It made Cody happy!" Sierra said.
"I felt guilty for making you sit alone in crappy economy class," Cody explained. Heather smiled, her gold tooth shining.
"Sometimes, I wish I could get rid of this stupid gap in my teeth," Cody said, noticing Heather's gold tooth.
"No, Cody! I think it makes you look cute!" Sierra said, and not in a creepy way.
"Really?" Cody said.
"Yeah! It totally adds to your charm. Your fans would gush over how cute that gap is!" Sierra said.
"Hm, maybe I shouldn't even think about replacing it," Cody said, smiling.
"You guys, Chef's gonna give you your lunch now, in here. He says it's easier. And it's edible this time," Chris McLean said from the doorway. Chef then came in with three plates of spaghetti, much like what was served in the sports movie episode of TDA; only it was not in ball form. Heather took a bite and smiled.
"It really is edible! And good! It's as if DJ were cooking again!" Heather said, her mouth full of spaghetti.
"You seem out of character," Sierra said.
"She must be on her monthly," Cody said. (1)
"That's none of your business," Heather said.
"Right," Sierra and Cody said, exchanging glances. They both took a bite of their spaghetti, and their eyes widened at how good it was compared to the usual food.
The show then jumped to their next location. They were going to California.
"Welcome to Los Angeles, California, aka Hollywood!" Chris said. "It's closer to our final destination, to be revealed as soon as we get there. Your challenge is something I like to call Hollywood Fever! You must go through an obstacle course, gathering things that a female Hollywood celebrity would want! Then, you're going to go through another obstacle course. We're going to test your skills with the fans! And, then, you're going to get to trash a room! Isn't this fun? Also, the one who epically fails the most legs of the challenge is eliminated! Now, get into places! And GO!"
The three teens then set off through the obstacle course. Cody was the first to grab something. He grabbed a bag with a stuffed dog in it. Sierra grabbed a bottle of fake tanner. Heather couldn't grab anything. Cody grabbed a bottle of fake tanner as well. Cody won that leg of the challenge, with Sierra in second place, and Heather epically failing. He discarded the stuff with a grimace. Everyone then went to the second leg. Cody, having won the first leg of the challenge, went first. He went to the photographer, and posed. He went to the next standee, who was a fangirl. Cody signed the cutout's stomach. He then went to the next cutout, which held a gift bag. He shrugged and took the bag. He got to the bouncer.
"Do you even know who I am?" Cody said, as if he were on a little diva trip. The bouncer cutout slid back into the floor, and Cody walked through the door.
"Nicely done, Codemeister," Chris said. "Sierra, It's your turn!"
Sierra went to the photographer and tripped. She bounced her way towards the bouncer, and then was stopped by the door.
"MOVE IT! My Cody's in there!" Sierra shouted. The bouncer slid back into the floor, and Sierra walked through the door.
"Haha, nice, Sierra. Heather, your turn!" Chris shouted. Heather went to the photographer and placed her hand on the camera. She waved off the fangirl and flipped off the cutout that held the bag. She went to the bouncer and punched the cutout. She then opened the door.
"Interesting, Heather!" Chris said. "Let's check the photographs!" Chris then was handed three photographs. He looked at the one of Cody, where he posed. The one of Sierra looked as if she was in a horror movie, running from Freddy Krueger. The one of Heather had a hand over the lens.
"I think Cody won that leg! Cody, by winning two challenges in a row, you get an immediate ticket to the final two!" Chris said.
"Yes! Whoo!" Cody cheered.
"Now, by the other photographs, it looks like Heather epically failed, AGAIN, and Sierra got the other spot in the final two! Sorry, Heather! You're gone!"
"What?" Heather said, wide-eyed.
"You've been eliminated!" Chris said. "To the plane, so Heather can take the Drop of Shame!"
The interns cleaned up what belonged to the show and placed it all in the cargo hold. The remaining contestants met with Chris in the elimination room.
"Heather! Time to take the Drop of Shame! Here's a parachute!" Chris said, throwing a parachute to Heather.
"Well, I guess that it's for the best. Bye, Sierra and Cody! Good luck!" Heather said, then jumped out of the plane. Turns out that she was over the water. We could hear a splash as she hit the water.
"Sierra and Cody, it's time for first class!" Chris said, and the shot went from the elimination ceremony to first class, where Sierra and Cody were at the little bar. One of the interns was making smoothies. Cody had asked for strawberry, as did Sierra.
"Sierra, you know that we'll have to fight each other in the finale, right?" Cody said.
"Of course! I can't believe that we're both this close to the million dollars!" Sierra said.
"Yeah, but only one of us will win it!" Cody said.
"Yes, only one of them could win the million dollars! But which one will succeed? Of the peanut gallery, who is on which team? Can my hair get any silkier? Find out next time, on Total, Drama, WORLD TOUR!" Chris said.