Lanie's P.O.V

When I wake up, I notice my cage unlocked.

"That girl." Kisame chuckles.

"What makes you think it was her, un?" Deidara questions.

"Orochimaru's dead. What soul here would free all the expirements?"

"Good point."

We gather ourselves together and make our way out the cave thingy.

"You guys know where the base is, right?" I sigh. "I'm exaushted!"

"You've done nothing." Zetsu comments.

"Exactly! I haven't eaten at all!"

At the base...

"Karin-chan, have you ever thought of settling down?" Jodie asks.

"Oh yuck, no way." Karin shakes her head.

"Oh good, I'm not the only one!"

What has this world come too?

Jodie is calmly conversing with Team Taka while sitting in Jugo's lap.

Deidara weighs a metal pole in his hand, "Would this crack her skull, un, or fix her?"

"I wouldn't take that chance." Konan snickers. "It looks a bit to heavy."

Deidara drops that pole, a picks up a different one, "How bout this one, un? It's aluminum."

"Possibly."

Deidara sneaks up on Jodie and swings the pole at her head.

Her eyes roll back and she falls face first onto the ground.

"Oops." Deidara leaves the crime scene.

"Sadly, she's not dead." Sasuke sighs.

Hidan opens his mouth to curse as he drops whatever.

"BLEEP!" Jodie looks up, smiling.

Hidan raises his eyebrow, "What the-"

"BLEEP!"

-.- XD

Jodie continues her day bleeping out everyones cusswords.

Pein decieded to hold a meeting.

"WOULD ALL OF YOU SHUT THE-"

"BLEEP!" Jodie chimes not-so-helpfully.

Pein death glares at her, "Is that neccesary?"

"Possibly."

"Anyways, there's been some questioning on Team Taka." Pein grumbles. "It was Jodie's idea. We took a vote, and it was unaminous, mostly to get Jodie back."

"Woo!" I add.

Kristy facepalms.

"And there's a few new rules," Pein adds. "Like, no bashing Jodie's head in sad attempts to fix her... Deidara."

"It was worth a try, un." He shrugs.

"No fighting between siblings."

"Hn." The two Uchiha's.

"No raping each other."

"You mean that rule was never established!" Kristy exclaims. "Tha-That's sick!"

"You should change the rule to no raping each other without permission." Jodie adds.

"Fine. What Jodie said." Pein rolls his eyes. "And lastly, no more ordering pizza."

"Oh come on!" I exclaim. "But I love pizza!"

"Order pizza, you either have to pick it up or kill the delivery guy."

"Fine."

"Meeting dismissed."

CLANG!

"OW! DEIDARA!" Jodie rubs her head.

"Well then, un." Deidara pulls out a note book. "Wood is out."

"Ahh, I think I got a splinter!"

"I didn't do it, un!"

"Yes you did!"

CLANG!

"Welp, iron knocks her out, but dosen't bring her back, un." Deidara sighs.

"How can you tell? She's not awake." Suigetsu points out.

"Hmm." Deidara pokes Jodie's side.

"Poor Jodie." I sigh. "Stuck in a life of being hit over the head."

"The thing is, what if it wasn't her head that was hit?" Kristy thinks to herself. "It could've been the BACK of her head, or even her neck. Maybe her face."

Deidara takes this into consideration and pulls down Jodie's shirt collar some, "She DOES have sticthes on her neck-head area, un."

"There's your answer." Jugo leans back in the recliner.

"DA KRUSTY. KRAAYYAAAYAAHHHYAAAHHAAAB PIZZA! IS THE PIZZA YEA-YUH! FOR YOU AND... MEEEEEEEEEE!" I sing, to lighten the mood. "And instead of bashing her head when ever she's up, try and remind her of things."

"R'mind me of wha...?" Jodie sits up groggily.

"Do you remember waking up with Leader-sama, un?" Deidara chuckles. "Or even the day you and Tobi started fighting about who got to take the first bite of cereal, un?"

"Hmmm... Nope!"

"Do you remember jumping rope with Itachi?" I snicker.

"Do you remember Tobi fearing me cause I'm NORMAL." I grumble.

"Haha! That was funny though!" I laughs.

"Bitch..."

"Idea time." Zetsu walks in with a coffee mug. "Jodie, here's your morning coffee."

"Thanks Zetsu-san!" She exclaims, chugging the mug down, no matter how hot.

She starts shaking a lot and twitching, then drops the mug.

"Zetsu." I sigh. "What'd you do to her coffee?"

"Added a few caffine pills."

"How much is few?"

"Like, 7."

"Everyone take cover!" I hide under the coffee table.

Pein walks in with his own coffee mug(empty of course).

Jodie focuses her eyes on him, then glomps him to the ground, "HI PEIN-SAMA! YOU DRANK MY COFFEE! NOW YOU SHALL PAAAY!"

He just gives her a WTF look.

"Nobody move." I whisper. "Her attacks are based fully. On. Movement."

Now we're all just standing here while Jodie looks around lost.

"Peeein-saaammaaaa, where'd you go?" She checks closets and behind stuff.

"What's going on?" Itachi walks in, taking in Pein on the ground.

Jodie whirls around with a goofy smile, "HI UCHIHA-SAN!"

Itachi acts fast and puts her in a headlock.

"HEELP! ITACHI'S TRYING TO DO BAD THINGS TO MEE!" She screeches, kicking her feet.

Itachi drops her and backs away.

"No more coffee for her." Konan sighs. "She'll destroy the base."

"OH SHIT!" Hidan runs through the base. "SHE'S ARMED!"

Cackling is heard from the hallway, and in walks Jodie armed with Hidan's scythe resting on her shoulder, "PREPARE TO DIE BITCHES!"

Her first victims are Deidara and Karin.

"NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI! FEAR THE SOUND OF NI!" She screams, swinging the scythe randomly.

"I'm fearing more than Ni!" Karin exclaims.

"GRAWR!" Jodie swings and gets the scythe stuck in the wall. "Damnit! Fucking cock sucker!" She fails at getting it out the wall.

I can't help but to laugh.

She disapears into a room and Zetsu quickly locks her in.

"Question, un." Deidara reads the sign on the door. "Is she safer out here with us or in there with all the weapons?"

"Get her out of there! She's not destroying another base!" Pein rips the door open and drags her out.

"She looks deflated." Tobi points out.

"Eh?" I check her out. "Caffine must've worn off."

"Pein-sama, I sleeepyyy." She groans. "An mah heeaad huuurts."

"Is she back?" Tobi questions, poking her face.

"Back? Did I go somewhere?" She wriggles out of Pein's grip. "Oh and Tobi?"

"Yeah?"

"STALKER FANGIRL IS BACK!"

Jump.

Sidestep.

Thump!

"Damnit!"