Hi! (Starts dodging sharp objects that are thrown at me) Wait! I! Can! Explain! (Gets bashed in the head with a frying pan) ARGH! I'm sorry! I had writer's block and had no idea what to write. I just threw together this cracky oneshot! Please don't kill me!

"Velcome everyone! I'm Hungary and this is how to cook a pervert! The items you vill need are

A blunt veapon

Something sharp

An oven

Some explosives

One pervert

"Now let's begin!" Hungary pulled out a frying pan, a machete, a lot of dynamite and of course, Prussia. Prussia was gagged and tied up.

"First, you take your pervert and vhack him or her senseless with your blunt veapon!" Hungary pulled out the frying pan and started beating up Prussia.

Half an Hour later

Prussia has been knocked out after repeated mashings to the head.

"After you have tenderized the pervert enough, take the knife and start cutting." Hungary took the machete and

This scene has been censored for the sake of everyone's sanity

In front of Hungary now was a censored mess of something, to put it in a nice way and not in a graphic way.

"Now you put the mess into a cooking pan, fill it vith explosives and put it the oven." Hungary pulled out a huge cooking pan, put the mess of Prussia into the pan and then covered him with dynamite and even put in one of those huge fireworks that they shoot on the Fourth of July in America.

"Turn the oven to as high as you can, shove in the pervert and quickly evacuate the house. Perhaps you may vant to this in an abandoned house or someone else's house." Hungary quickly shoved the pan into the oven and ran out of the house which just so happened to be Prussia's house.

"5,4,3,2,1."

KABOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

The house was up in flames and out popped the pan that Prussia was in, all nice and toasted.

"And that is how you go and cook a pervert. Until next time!"

At Germany's House

"Hungary, vhat is this thing that you are giving to me." Germany said, looking at the burnt mess of Prussia that was barely recognizable.

"Your bruder. Bye!" Hungary quickly shoved the scalding pan into Germany's hands and fled.

"Mein Gott! She sure knows how to deal vith you, bruder."

"S-s-shut up, Vest."

There! I told you it was really cracky! So, R&R and I will see if I can make anymore humor