ilovelooneys: Hello and welcome to my newest project, This idea came to me one day when I was watching The Chew with my friend. We noticed that the hosts of the show are just too happy. Now morning shows are suppose to be filled with happiness, but for us it was getting annoying. My friend then gave the suggestion that what if grumpy or sleepy were co-hosts. Me and my friend then laughed about it and it gave me the idea of what would happen if ABC relied on Disney in order to save a wide majority of their shows that in this universe, are not going so good. You can also help the story by giving ideas of what characters could go on what shows. So please read and review, thanks!
"Our ratings are terrible" said a spokesperson at the most recent ABC Network ratings meeting "what do you mean?" Said another spokesperson "well if you look at this graph" the main spokesperson pled down a bar graph that says 'Age Demographic' "when it comes to teens and adults we are fine, the most highest on some nights, however if you look at our preteen ratings" the man then pointed out the only small factor of the graph "we are barely breaking even" "but we have family programming"
"well apparently kids are just not finding balls hit in the groin not as entertaining anymore" "HA HA HA HA" laughed one of the spokesmen "and what are you laughing at?" "Sorry, I was just watching a Youtube video of a man getting hit by a football!" "See what I mean?" "Okay so we need more kid friendly programming, how do we do that without disrupting out current ratings in other demographics?" " the answer is simple, which is why i brought him in" everybody the looked to the other side of the room to see a mouse on the other side
"hi ho fellas!" "Sir, why do we have mickey mouse" "he is our answer! Explain mickey" "okay, you see fellas kids have been loving us ever since the beginning and if you were to look at our ratings for mickey mouse clubhouse we bring in the ratings that a network like ABC would kill for" "so we just add mickey mouse clubhouse to our early morning schedule?" "No" said mickey "Because me and the gang are on break from the Clubhouse we all have decided to help our other company out by putting ourselfs into the shows that could bring kids to" "for example?" "Well, how about me and minnie are co- hosts on GMA?" "That could work" "or donald duck could guest host on Live With Kelly?" "Yeah I see potential" "and it's not just us, we had talks with other Disney animated stars who would love to help, the princesses , the seven dwarfs even chip and dale said yes" "see guys I told you he is our answer" "okay mickey, so when do we start?"
"Now"