A/N: Hi I'm wolf in the mist's little brother, Erick. Big shout out to her for publishing this for me, 'cuz I don't have a profile. W007! BLEACH RllL3Z!

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Ichigo wakes up in a dark room. The light clicks on and he could see he was in a woman's bathroom.

"Dude, I'm in a woman's bathroom! Oh ya!" says Ichigo. Then a TV in the corner turns on. And on the TV and it shows a guy playing with a Barbie. Ichigo looks at the TV. "HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!" There was a flushing sound and a wet tape recorder smacks him on the head. "Aww crap, why's that thing wet?!" He turns it on and a voice (obviously Rukia's) comes on.

"This is not Rukia, just so you know. In two minutes if you can't get the key and release yourself, we will release the gayest guy in the universe in there with you. Oh and we can't forget all the Bleach fan girls we have with us today." A lot of screaming is heard in the background. Most of it was 'we wuv Ichigo!'

"NO not the fan girls! NO not the gay guy! And that guy who's playing with the doll is creeping me out!" A few seconds after his outburst Kon walks in.

"Why are you in the girl's bathroom? Don't you need to be in class?" Ichigo attempts to attack him.

"YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU?!"

"Why are you speaking in caps?"

"'CUZ I WANT TO!"

"O…kay… I'm out." Kon leaves and locks the door.

"GET BACK HERE YOU MOTHER FKER! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FCKING HEAD OFF!" He goes on with some more bleeped out cuss words for a long time, too long in fact to type. All of a sudden a live fish drops out of the ceiling and on to his head. It then flops into his pants and then the gay man comes in. Ichigo pulls the still live fish out of his pants and throws it at the guy. Then he dashes out the open door. After that he bumps into Totski. "DID YOU DO THIS?" He points to the bathroom where the guy is struggling with the fish.

"No, but I wish I did." Then Rukia's voice is heard.

"Barney attack!" Barney comes from nowhere and pulls Ichigo into the twilight zone.

"NO NOT AGAIN!" He screams. After that Ichigo wasn't heard from for several months. When he reappears he was alone and would sing. "I love you, you love me…" He wouldn't come out of the fetal position, so Rukia locked him in a psyco ward forever. Or until he got better.

THE END

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Erick: It was really funny. Thanks wolf!

Wolf in the mist: You're welcome! That story was so dumb it was funny!

Erick: shut up idiot!

Big dust cloud fight erupts between the two.