Disclaimer: I don't own Glee.
A/N: On my tumblr a while ago I wrote four very different drabbles about ways Puck and Kurt could spend their mornings together. They aren't all in the same 'verse, but a 'verse of their own. I'm posting them here now. One drabble per chapter. And I'll leave this open and not complete just in case I think up some more morning drabbles to add. Hope you enjoy them.
"You know what you should do?" Puck mumbled into Kurt's skin after he grabbed his boyfriend. Kurt had been walking by the bed, clothes in hand, heading towards the bathroom so that he could get ready for his early class at uni.
"No, I don't know." Kurt was grinning, "What should I do?"
Puck stopped a yawn and answered, "You should move into my bed. Live there. All the time. Never leaving. I'll provide the so called bacon for the family and then when I come home from being able to provide the so called bacon, I'll have my wicked way with you."
"'So called bacon' huh?" Kurt asked, amused.
Puck shrugged, "M'Jewish. Bacon is a no-no."