I´m at Tesco right now. Sherlock, your card isn´t working! The next time you go and do the shopping – JW
I don't do 'shopping.' SH
Just run. SH
Yeah you rather sit at home doing...whatever you do when I´m not at home! Well sometimes you could get your ass off from the couch and help me. – JW
Run? Am I in danger? – JW
No. I meant grab the shopping and run. You're small. No one will see you, John. SH
I´m not going to steal anything – JW
Then pay some other way. SH
I´m coming home. Do you need something? Well something that I can get without money, you know – JW
Hmm... No. SH
Fine – JW
Did Lestrade text you? – JW
He called me, you know. A new case, obviously – JW
No, but I think that's because he found what I said to him offensive. SH
Oh I thought people around you already learned how to deal with you but as it seems not. – JW
Forget the case. Lestrade said it´s not important and you won´t be interested in it. Have you eat something today yet? – JW
No, it seems that way. SH
Fine. Can't remember. I don't think so. SH
Not good, meet me at Luigi´s. We´re gonna have dinner – JW
Don´t roll with your eyes ;) – JW
No, thank you. SH
Sherlock – JW
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You don´t leave the flat, you don´t eat, you don´t even have a case...are you sick? Cause this is very untypical for you. – JW
Oh no don´t tell me it´s because of the woman? – JW
I'm not sick, no. At least, I don't think I am. SH
Fine. Don´t tell me what´s going on in your head. It´s not like I´m your flatmate...your friend... ah you know forget it. – JW
Well, I would if I understood myself, John. SH
She won't stop texting me. How do I make it stop? SH
The great Sherlock Holmes is confused. Sherlock, as a doctor I can tell you, you have a heart and as a friend I tell you, you are finally feeling something...maybe love, maybe respect for Irene! Let them be – JW
Answer her messages – JW
But do you really want her to stop? – JW
Impossible. Absolutely impossible. SH
I'm not sure. Not especially, no. SH
No Sherlock that´s just the point of human being. Accept it – JW
Yes, but I have reliably been informed that I am both a machine and that I have no heart. SH
Therefore, your theory is wrong. SH
If you would fall from a high building I swear you won´t survive and for that you are human... – JW
No, nooo...don´t try it! Sherlock, please – JW
What have I just said – JW
Well then, I'll have to try that some time and prove you wrong, won't I? SH
Ha! SH
She asked me if I 'like' her? What does that mean? She confuses me. SH
Does that mean she's asking if I'm fond of her? Or something /more/ than that? SH
Nevermind, I'll just say 'no.' SH
She asked you if you fancy her and you text no? That´s rude because you think the opposite of her – JW
Rubbish. SH
And what I said before about you and the fall...don´t you dare! – JW
Sherlock tell her the truth! Or just answer maybe...- JW
You think that I should tell her 'maybe?' SH
Yeah why not. She´ll have something to think about the next day ;) – JW
*days plural – JW
Fine. I don't understand your smiley faces either, John. SH
She asked 'maybe?' SH
That's it. I'm not talking to her. SH
Your acting childish. – JW
No, she's the one acting childish. Asking me all these stupid questions. SH
Listen to your not existing heart...what does it tell you? – JW
It tells me to stop answering her texts. SH
No it´s not – JW
Yes, it is. SH
No, I bet not – JW
I could do that the whole day :D – JW
Stop that. She asks if I'll go for dinner with her and has informed me that 'saying no is not an option.' SH
Does that mean I can't say 'no?' SH
Why is this woman so confusing!? SH
Don´t you thinks she´s a challenge for you? She made you more human since you met her...she´s good for you. Now she´s asking you for a "date"...you out and have fun – JW
Fine, I'll say 'yes.' SH
Good boy :) – JW
Don't patronise me. SH
I hate her. SH
No, you don´t...here we are again :D – JW
Sherlock and Irene sitting on the tree...kiss, kiss, kiss, ki... – JW
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I´m only kidding – JW
I hate you as well. SH
Oh, Sherlock you broke my heart :P – JW
I´m standing in front of 221b. See you upstairs. – JW
Fine. SH