How to freak Matt out on Apriil fools day

by Exploading albino potato

Mello wants to play a joke on Matt for april fools...saying anything else would be be basicly making this sound awesomer than it actualy is, but check it out anyways! Rated T for a swear word, MXM and pushing somoneone out the window.

April fools day

Hi I'm Mello. Today its April fools day and I'm gonna freak Matt out. First I need a cosplay outfit of a certain rival of mine. Heheheh I've already ordered that. Next I need someone who's willing to kiss me. There are plenty of fangirls out there so that shouldn't be a problem. Please excuse me for a moment. *walks out door gets attacked by girls comes back in with one*

Random FG: I get to kiss you!

Mello: Yep.

Random FG: Yay! *Try's to kiss him*

Mello: Not yet first put on these! *shoves white pajamas at girl pushes her into the bathroom*

Random FG: *squeals*

Matt: Whats all that noise Mels?

Mello: What noise?

Matt: The squealing

Mello: I was ummm chocking on some chocolate

Matt: *Facepalms * Your becoming more and more of a girl every day. *goes back into other room to video game*

Random FG: *Comes out of bathroom*

Mello: *Shoves cosplay wig on her head over her short brown hair*

Ok so now we just need to start making out on the couch in the living room I'll drop a vase (why do we even have a vase? Mafia dudes don't like flowers!) to get Matts attention so he'll come in and see us! *Mello drops the vase jumps on sofa and starts kissing the fangirl.*

"What's that Mels?"

No response.

*Matt gets up from game walks into living room*

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF MELLO!

*Runs out of room screaming*

*Mello pushes fangirl out the window (thank you, keep the Near outfit) throws her cloths out*

Well that was fun. I'd better go check on Matt :-)

Oh dear it seems that Mattie is now crying in the closet. Why on earth could that be?

Mello: Whats wrong Mattie?

Matt: *Sob* How could you? T T

Mello: How could I what?

Matt: JUST FUCKING KISS YOUR WORST ENEMY!

Mello: I didn't kiss Near

Matt: Whadda you mean you didn't!

Mello: Come on let me show you *Walks over to window points to bloodied up fangirl in a near outfit (the wig came off) lying on the asphalt.

Matt: *facepalm* Mell-ohhh...what did I tell you about murdering innocent fangirls?

Mello: Oh! Almost forgot! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY! *Hugs Matt*

This was just crap that I just finished typing at 11:54 at night, but review anyways!