Author's Note: I wrote this for one of my creative writing seminars in my last year of uni. It was written entirely with my Supernatural addiction in mind, though depersonalised for my portfolio.
Fandom is Bliss
Reading fanfiction until
the crack of dawn (and back),
cocooned cosy in a quilt.
Spotting your favourite actor
in an episode cast list,
wondering whether they'll kiss (not likely).
His ruffled sex hair (perfect
for running fingers through),
all stubble and trenchcoat
Sitting reading in the kitchen while tea
cooks, carefully hiding the screen (can't
let anyone see the steamy sex scene).
Good light, good angle (phwoar, look
at that arse!), time for Photoshop fiddling
until, satisfied and aching, you're finished.