A/N: So I'm back to doing a parody series, but if you guys have not read my first update, I inform you I will only udate certain stories once a week, I haven't pick an update date for this one yet, but I will by next week. Also to Paige Halliwell (love the name btw) I don't mind your loling, in fact i like it, since you are becoming the first person here who has reviewed all my fics (let that be a lesson to the rest of you), so you can continue loling as long as you don't go stalker on me (though that would upgrade me to Diva status, so maybe you can) and we'll be okay. love the mom bit btw.

Tittle: The Return Of The Source.

Chapter 1: Crazy Whitelighter Say What?

"This is so wrong."

""But it feels so right."

"I can't believe you convince me to do this, Leo."

"Is ok, Prue. Don't think, just feel."

"Oh God, Leo..."

"Oh... Prue..."

"What the HELL are you two doing?" Piper said as she walked in the living room. "OH MY GOD!"

"Piper!" Leo squealed, like the little girl he secretly wanted to be. "It's not what it looks like!"

"You and Prue are not eating my last chocolate chip cookies?"

"It was Leo's idea!" Prue quickly blamed, even though she had the plate in her hands.

Piper smacked Leo over the head with a rolled up newspaper. "Bad Leo! Very bad Leo!" Leo whimpered back to his doghouse.

"So what's for lunch?" Prue asked, shrugging off the whole incident.

"I'm thinking fried Prudence." Piper gave Prue an evil look. Prue coward.

But before Piper got the frying pan, Paige orbed in. "Hello sister witches!"

"Paige!" Prue hugged her haft sister. "Thank God you're here!"

Paige looked at Prue, shock. "That's the first time you said that to me." Tears ran from her haft Whitelighter face.

"Don't get so exited." Piper explained. "I was going to kill her."

"Oh." Paige was disappointed of not getting Prue's approval. "Why bother killing her? She'll just find a way back." She finally muttered.

"Yeah, Prue it's been a week since you came back. Mind telling us how?" The two younger ones turned to their oldest sister.

"Um... Oh don't worry. I promise it will have no consequences." Prue lied.

"Yeah Piper." Paige agreed, preparing to jinx them all again. "'Sides, what's the worst thing that could happen?"

They never learn... Just then a Whitelighter orbed in. "Kyle!" The three sisters said in unison, which didn't make sense cause Prue didn't know Kyle.

"Why are you so surprise?" Kyle asked. "I did become a Whitelighter."

"Whatever." Piper didn't really care, she was cool like that. "What do the idiots in robes want now?"

"The idiots-I mean, Elders have grave news."

"Piper's pregnant again!" Prue seem awfully nervous when she blurted that out.

"Um... no." And awkward silence took over the room, that was only interrupted by the apparent sound of wailing cats being tortured. "What's that?" Kyle asked, kind of creep out.

"Oh, it's only Phoebe." Paige explained. She wants to be a singer now." Everyone shuddered. "Um, Kyle? Why are you here again?"

"Right, um... I have bad news from the Elders."

"HEY GUYS!" Phoebe's squeaky voice greeted as she walked down the stairs. "Would anyone like to hear my audition for American Idol?"

"No!" Was the collective cry from the others. Unfortunately, Phoebe thought that no means yes, because, that's what all her boyfriends told her.

"Ok!" She cheered. "She bangs, she bangs! Oh baby when she-" A good kick in the head courtesy of Pipe, ended this hell, sending Phoebe into the hard cold floor. Ha, ha.

"Now I'm bored." Piper gave Kyle an annoyed look. "The point, please!"

"Yes, yes." Kyle remembered. "The Elders wanted me to tell you that The Source is back."

The four sisters had an original reaction to news.

"Not that pansy idiot again!" Piper was fed up already.

"Ooh! How exiting!" Phoebe obviously didn't know what they were talking about.

"Is the fourth or fifth time?" Paige didn't really see The Source as that big of deal now.

"I have nothing to do with this!" Prue said quickly, lucky for her no one noticed.

"Yeah, he's back." Kyle nodded.

"Sounds like a job for the Charmed ones... to the Charmed-mobile!" Phoebe quickly exited. The others rolled their eyes.

To be continued...