Boredom

"I am so BORED!"

Those words came from a bored twenty four year old, who was currently having a staring match with his computer screen. Like it would cure his undying boredom.

Of course, it just gave him a reflection of his face...which made him even MORE bored then he already was.

"God dammit...ever since Misa has been caught, there is absolutely NOTHING to do around here! Except sit around and stare at things!"

"Something bothering you, Light?"

Light turned. "Oh, hi Ryuzaki. Nothing's bothering me...I'm just bored as hell. There's NOTHING to do around here. And I mean NOTHING."

Ryuzaki cocked his head. "Well...I have to admit that things have become a little...dull...ever since the Kira case has been solved and you giving up ownership of the Death Note. But that's what peace is all about. Boredom."

"Well, it sucks." Light said, laying back in the chair he was sitting in and putting his arms around his head. "But I guess I'd rather this then another mass murderer running loose..." he felt an odd stare, so he turned his head. Then automatically wishing he didn't.

His lover was looking at him with a very...perverted...look on his face...

"What's with the stare? I'm only wearing my shirt open. Learn to control your sex drive, dude."

Ryuzaki kept staring; it wasn't until Light got up and whacked him across the head that he snapped out of it. "What?"

The twenty four year old laughed. "My god, for a thirty year old, you sure have a dirty mind. Getting turned on because of something as minor as an open shirt...I only get turned on when someone is...hmm....half naked in front of me? Maybe. Depends on who the person is."

"Hmm..."

Light looked at his lover, cocking his head in confusion. "What? Did I say something wrong?"

"No...but I'm just wondering...what would..."

"Turn me on if it was you?"

"You sure are quick."

Light smirked. "Well, I wasn't a lady killer for nothing, ya know. I could get any girl I wanted...hell; I even went out with a guy or two before I got together with you."

"I see. That's where you got the name." Ryuzaki said; chewing on his thumbnail.

"Yeah...so...if it was you, what would turn me on...well, for one, for a stick, you have a half decent body, if you catch my drift."

"Stick? Since when did I become a stick?"

Light laughed. "Well, yeah. Look at you! You're just bones and skin...nothing else."

"And what are you?"

"Heh...I actually have SOMETHING on me..." Light flexed his arm. "See? I have some muscles. You're just flabby."

"Flabby?"

"I shouldn't say that...for some reason you can pin me when..." the twenty four year old went red.

"Yes I can, so watch what you're saying." the older said; giving his lover a fake glare.

"Okay, okay...yikes." the younger said, then smirked again. "Anyway, you were asking what turned me on if it was you, weren't you? So don't get me off topic."

"Yes...that would be most unpleasant..."

"Uh huh. Anywho...besides that...let's see..." he put his hand to his chin in thought and tilted his head back and forth. "I can't really think of what else...maybe I could figure it out if we actually did it..."

"Hmm....I like where your train of thought is going." the older said, then lunged at his lover's neck. "I was hoping you'd say that."

"Ah?! What are you doing?"

"Just stay still. It's something I read in one of those books at the sex shop a few blocks from here."

"Kinky stuff...I like that. That would work too, ya know."

"Heh." the older said, then bit down on his lovers' neck; drawing out blood.

"Ow...that hurts...but for some strange reason...I like it..." the younger moaned out, tangling his fingers through his lovers' black hair.

"You do, eh? Then how about this?"

"Huh???"

Ryuzaki got behind his lover, taking the knife that was on the table and ripped the back of Light's shirt; letting it fall to the floor.

"Hey! That was my good shirt!"

"Oh, shut up. You have tons of them." the older said, then repeated the same procedure as earlier on his lover's back.

"A...ah...that's...nice..." the younger said, closing his eyes. "I highly doubt you learned all of this...out of some damn book...but if you did...I need to get my hands on it..."

"It wasn't just one book; it was about seven of them."

"Seven?!" Light exclaimed, turning his head. "Why did you read seven sex books?!"

"Because I remember you saying that I was dull. It was quite an insult." the older said in mock anger. "So I decided to read up on how to become a little more...exciting." he ran his hand up his lover's head; massaging the temples. "So, am I more...exciting?"

"You're turning me on big time, you jerk." the younger said, then sighed when his lover found a sore spot on his head. "But I guess that's better then vise versa...eh?"

"I guess so. But that means if I can turn you on at any time...we can do it whenever and...where ever. Even here."

"W-What? Are you joking? What if someone walks in?!"

"Let them be disguisted...or like it, if they're a pervert."

"You mean if they're like you." Light said, grinning.

"Hmm...maybe."

It was then that the younger realized that he was bare chested. "Umm...Ryuzaki? It's kind of cold."

"Oh, really?" the older said; advancing on his lover. "Then perhaps I should warm you up, eh?"

"I wouldn't mind that."

When the older reached the younger, he pressed agaisnst him; knotting his fingers in the mess of brown hair and kissing his neck. "How's this?"

"Ah...you..." Light tilted his head back. "I like this..."

"But is it warming you up?"

"Yeah...it is..."

"I remember when I walked in here that you were talking about how bored you were. How about now? Are you still bored?"

"I was bored...? Anyway...if I was...I'm definitely not bored now..."

Ending A.N: There you have it. This is going to have two parts to it, and I think you all know what the second part is going to be. (smirks)