Dear Diary,
I'm in loooove, I'm in loooove! Hee, hee. With whom, you ask? Ash of course. Who
else? SHUT UP! I'm serious, stop laughing at me you stupid diary!
And guess what else? He kissed me! He has good taste in females.I mean, I am the
world's prettiest girl and all.What's that you say? That I'm really vain? Shut up again. I
don't know why I tell you these things.
All day yesterday the The Three Stupid Sisters of Cerulean City wouldn't leave me alone.
They were all laughing at me and saying how "baby sister has a boyfriend" and making
all these kissy noises. Please. Act your age.
Sometimes the wonderful Ash can still be annoying though. But I guess it's one of the
things I love about him. When I tell him to grow up, though, he says, "But Misty, we're
fifteen! We are grown up!" Hello, we can't drive or get jobs or anything. Just no.
But it was soooo romantic when we kissed goodnight.I never thought that day would
come. But then stupid Whittney had to come along and ruin the moment. She can be so
annoying sometimes. I'm getting annoying too. I'd better stop bitching and start cleaning
my room like I'm supposed to be doing. Lyl.
~Misty Saku Waterflower
Dear Lame Diary,
Well that was embarrassing. Hi, it's me again. Finally, I got rid of that dippy woman.
Ever five seconds she goes, "Oh my goodness, Ash, you and that Misty are the most
adorable couple ever! I can't believe my little Ashie is all grown up.."
Help me. Here comes the worst part. Next she says, "I'm going to tell Professor Oak that you and her are finally an item!"
"He won't care," I muttered, so embarrassed I wanted to die. But she went
tramping off to the house on the hill and burst out the information like a sack of
potatoes. Mom doesn't rant nearly as much about my Pokemon training anymore
'cause she's so wrapped up in this.
But why did I ever agree to come with her to the Professor's house? How stupid could I
be? As soon as she made her big announcement, Gary Oak sauntered into the room and
smirked contemptuously. I felt my face gathering heat. The dumb bastard! Why did he
have to be here?
"Hi, Ashie," he sneered, his smirk growing so wide I wanted to sock him. "Boy, you just
got your first girlfriend? I've had my cheerleaders for five years and I have ten of them!
You're a loser!"
Poor stupid adults didn't even realize he was making fun of me. Mom was too busy
making lovey-dovey eyes at the Professor and he was too busy trying not to notice.
Again, help me. This HAD to be the most embarresing moment of my life. I'm glad it's
over. Hopefully in a few days they will forget..
-Ash
I wanna review. Do you wanna give me a review? I wanna review..
Well tell me what ya think! ^^ Please if ya don't like it no bashing!! x~Aurora Chan
I'm in loooove, I'm in loooove! Hee, hee. With whom, you ask? Ash of course. Who
else? SHUT UP! I'm serious, stop laughing at me you stupid diary!
And guess what else? He kissed me! He has good taste in females.I mean, I am the
world's prettiest girl and all.What's that you say? That I'm really vain? Shut up again. I
don't know why I tell you these things.
All day yesterday the The Three Stupid Sisters of Cerulean City wouldn't leave me alone.
They were all laughing at me and saying how "baby sister has a boyfriend" and making
all these kissy noises. Please. Act your age.
Sometimes the wonderful Ash can still be annoying though. But I guess it's one of the
things I love about him. When I tell him to grow up, though, he says, "But Misty, we're
fifteen! We are grown up!" Hello, we can't drive or get jobs or anything. Just no.
But it was soooo romantic when we kissed goodnight.I never thought that day would
come. But then stupid Whittney had to come along and ruin the moment. She can be so
annoying sometimes. I'm getting annoying too. I'd better stop bitching and start cleaning
my room like I'm supposed to be doing. Lyl.
~Misty Saku Waterflower
Dear Lame Diary,
Well that was embarrassing. Hi, it's me again. Finally, I got rid of that dippy woman.
Ever five seconds she goes, "Oh my goodness, Ash, you and that Misty are the most
adorable couple ever! I can't believe my little Ashie is all grown up.."
Help me. Here comes the worst part. Next she says, "I'm going to tell Professor Oak that you and her are finally an item!"
"He won't care," I muttered, so embarrassed I wanted to die. But she went
tramping off to the house on the hill and burst out the information like a sack of
potatoes. Mom doesn't rant nearly as much about my Pokemon training anymore
'cause she's so wrapped up in this.
But why did I ever agree to come with her to the Professor's house? How stupid could I
be? As soon as she made her big announcement, Gary Oak sauntered into the room and
smirked contemptuously. I felt my face gathering heat. The dumb bastard! Why did he
have to be here?
"Hi, Ashie," he sneered, his smirk growing so wide I wanted to sock him. "Boy, you just
got your first girlfriend? I've had my cheerleaders for five years and I have ten of them!
You're a loser!"
Poor stupid adults didn't even realize he was making fun of me. Mom was too busy
making lovey-dovey eyes at the Professor and he was too busy trying not to notice.
Again, help me. This HAD to be the most embarresing moment of my life. I'm glad it's
over. Hopefully in a few days they will forget..
-Ash
I wanna review. Do you wanna give me a review? I wanna review..
Well tell me what ya think! ^^ Please if ya don't like it no bashing!! x~Aurora Chan
