Fun at Jungle World

Disclaimer: Hmm, claiming I don't own Naruto-how to do that? Well, I don't own- Hey, look! A bird! *Runs away chasing it*

A/N: This is the sequal to "Fun at Waterland", so, if some of the inside jokes from that fic might come in. I love you guys!

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Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke sat at the table miserably as they poked at their breakfast. Another field trip, another visit to the dark, scary underworld.

Kakashi,however, inhaled his pancakes with no problems. The last field trip to Water Land had been a blast. Oh, how he missed it. The rides, the crazy fry-cook,the speedo. Oh, how he missed the wedgie pulling.

"Well, troops," He said resting his fork aside, "Today's the day we visit Jungle World."

They groaned.

"Don't remind us," Sakura said, "I'd rather just stay on the bus."

Naruto nodded. Sasuke frowned. Kakashi smiled through his ninja mask. Sakura stood up to clear the table, as she usually did at breakfast, Naruto did at lunch, and Sasuke did at dinner. She worked more slowly than usual. Naruto got to help her. Sasuke scoffed.

"Naruto wants to help,"he said, then he carried his own dishes to the counter, "and I don't."

Sakura sighed heavily. How come Naruto was so nice and Sasuke was so mean? It didn't make any sense. Sasuke was the beautiful god, and Naruto was the annoying rodent. Yet, Naruto was the friendly, helpful one.

"Hurry up and get dressed." Kakashi said walking away.

The three ninjas nodded exchanging worried glances.

Later that morning, as they waited at school for the bus, One of the instructors gave them a speech on what they would be doing.

"Okay, students," he said, "This isn't the zoo, infact, it's not even a petting zoo, this is a park that will show the different kinds of wildlife."

Ino raised her hand. The teacher looked at her.

"So, the animals just run wild?"

"No, they're well secured, but in their own habitat-they won't be in cages, but they will be fenced, so please, no leaping into any miniature habitats."

Some of the students frowned at this. Dares had already been set obviously. The instructor continued.

"Now, no pranks, Naruto."

Everyone stared at Naruto. Some giggled. Sasuke glared around.

"Is there any way we can pet the animals?" A girl asked eagerly.

The instructor shook his head.

"Nope, most of these are wild animals- the big, ugly kinds that kill."

Naruto giggled.

"Like Sasuke." He whispered to Sakura.

Sakura frowned.

"Shut up." She whispered back.

Sasuke didn't even look at them.

"I hate hurtful jokes."

When they were loaded on the buses, Rock Lee immediately landed next to Sakura. She frowned. He smiled.

"Wow! This is going to be so cool, right Sakura?" He said with an enormous smile plastered on his face.

She nodded awkwardly.

"I guess, but our last fieldtrip was kind of a downer."

Naruto leaned over the seat to face them.

"Kind of? Sakura, an insane burger guy kidnapped you!"

Sakura went nose to nose with him.

"Shh! I don't want people to know about that!" She hissed.

Some nosey student who had been listening stood up and pointed at her.

"Sakura was abducted by a water land employee!" He said.

Another pointed as well.

"And she's trying to cover it up!"

Sakura slumped down in her seat. Did the whole world have to hear about it?

"Oh, it was amazing, gather round chitlins' and old Kakashi will tell you the tale of King Neptune 3rd."

Sakura spun around angrily.

"Sensei, no!"

Sasuke grunted.

"Sakura hates having that story blabbed."

As Kakashi told, in his "own" words, the tale of their adventures at Water Land, the bus stopped. In front of them stood a gigantic sign with a cartoon elephant winking.

"Welcome to Jungle World."

To Be Continued...