(Dwight and Jim are sitting at their desks. Dwight's phone rings, but instead of the typical ring, the song 'Barbie Girl' ensues.)
DWIGHT: Jim!
JIM: That's my name
DWIGHT: What did you do to my phone?
JIM: Nothing. Why, is something different?
DWIGHT: Every time it rings it plays Aqua, that's what's different.
JIM: How do you know that this is Aqua?
DWIGHT: I- that's not the point
JIM: Well, maybe it should be
DWIGHT: I'm tired of these childish pranks
JIM: Me too
DWIGHT: How can you be tired of them when they're your – you know what? I am a grown, sophisticated person and you cannot irk me, try as you might.
JIM: Okay.
DWIGHT: Okay
(A minute passes. Jim begins singing Barbie Girl under his breath. Dwight leaps up.)
DWIGHT: MICHAEL!!!