A/N: Wow...Me and BluestBlood wrote this forever ago...lol...
So yeah! Enoy! A Clanfic!
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Disclaimer: Don't own anything but the Clan!
Gabe: *panting*Whew...I hate stairs. OH MY GOD!
Me: GABIE!
Gabe: What are you doing at my school?
Me: We wanted to come and visit!
Gabe: YOUR FACE.
Oreoprincess0401: YOUR MOM'S FACE.
Teacher: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU.
Oreoprincess0401: I hate you.
Gabe: Ditto.
Oreoprincess0401: YOUR COUSIN!
Gabe: We stopped the insults...
Oreoprincess0401: Oh.
ElianaMargalit: *sees Henry and chases after him and hugs his legs*
Henry: GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF!
BluestBlood: NEVER! *duct tapes Henry's hands and legs together*
Henry: HELP!
ElianaMargalit: I LOVE YOU! *hugs Henry*
Henry: NOOOOOO!
Natalie: *looks to me* Where's Henry?
Me: Uhhh...
Henry: *is hopping through the hallways despite his duct taped limbs* I'M FREEE! I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER-! *is tackled by security guards*
Natalie: I hate this. So much.
Gabe: How did we get here, anyway?
Me: Author Loopholes. *is glared at by Goodmans* *coughs and turns back to notes*
Henry: *is dragged back by security guards before the door is shut on the classroom*
Agent Ilse: You're in so much trouble.
Teacher: YOU ALL ARE.
Me: *slinks into seat*
Gabe: THEY DON'T EVEN GO HERE!
Teacher: Well, now they do.
Henry: *raises hand*
Teacher: Yes?
Henry; May I go to the bathroom?
Me: NO! He's just gonna get away!
Teacher: Uh, no. You're all in trouble.
Natalie: Wait. We're not in detention are we? I can't be in detention! I HAVE TO KEEP A CLEAN RECORD! YALE DOESNT HAVE ROOM FOR DELINQUENTS!
Gabe: Wooooooow...
Clan: PLEASE DON'T LET US GET A DETENTION! GABE!
Gabe: What?
Me: DO SOMETHING!
Gabe: I could pole dance... *recieves odd stares* Like in "I'm Alive" of course.
Clan and Henry: *scoots away*
Teacher: *coughs* Anyway, back to what we were saying.
Henry: *pulls hood over head and pulls drawstring tight* I GOTTA GOOOOOOO.
Natalie: Shut up, Henry! We don't need more trouble!
Henry: But Nat...
Teacher: I'm not paid enough for this...
Henry: I'M GONNA HAVE AN ACCIDENT!
Agent Ilse: So...about that pole dancing...
All:…
Agent Ilse: What? I just had to make a joke about that.
Henry: You scare me.
Teacher: *bangs head against chalkboard*
Gabe: *sigh* So...welcome to detention...
Me and Natalie: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Henry: OH NO! MY BLADDER IS LOSING CONTROL! HELP!
Gabe: Just go in the plant over there. It's one of the advatages of being a man.
Henry: Well, one, I'm NOT dropping my pants in from of ANY of you!
Natalie: *scoffs* Uh-huh...
Henry: And two! That's completely unsanitary!
Gabe: Just go...
Henry…Never mind.
BluestBlood: EEEEEEEW!
Henry: IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU WOULDNT LET ME GO!
Gabe: Stop dating my sister, and give me three man cards.
Henry: The way you distribute and take away man cards is not fair.
Gabe: Hand it over.
ElianaMargalit: Gabe, one man card for admitting you pole dance.
Henry: Just one?
Me: He's Gabe. He can pole dance. I've said enough.
Gabe: *hands over a man card* I've got plenty to spare.
Natalie: That was your last one. *is hushed by Gabe*
Henry: *gives Gabe three man cards* If I give you four can I still date Natalie?
Gabe: Nope.
Teacher: ALRIGHT! ALL OF YOU- MAN CARDS. NOW.
Gabe: You're a teacher- you have no man cards, therefore you cannot take away man cards.
Natalie: SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
Teacher: Goodman and friends, Detention.
Everyone: *moves away from Natalie*
Natalie: *explodes* WHAT THE F-!
Gabe: *covering Nat's mouth* SHHHHH! you want more detention?
Natalie: No! I do not!
Gabe: Then shut. It.
Natalie: *grumbles*
Oreoprincess0401: Well, let's look at the bright side! Maybe this'll be like The Breakfast Club!
Henry: Oh God...
BluestBlood: Well, we know who the nerd is...*nods to Natalie* and the jock *Gabe waves*...and the basket case...*looks to Henry*
Henry: HEY!
Gabe: Well she has a point.
Agent Ilse: What does that make us?
Natalie: *mutter*
Gabe: What was that? Oh. *takes hand off Natalie's mouth*
Natalie: *wipes mouth* The prep.
Me: EWWWW. NO.
Gabe: Ugh...this sucks...As soon as I get out of here, I think I'm gonna go make out with my girlfriend.
BluestBlood: Eew. Do we need to know?
Gabe: Yes. Yes you do.
Henry: Well, then when I get out of here, I'm gonna make out with Natalie.
Natalie: M'kay!
Gabe: Uh, no you won't.
Henry: YOU HAVE NO SAY IN MY LIFE!
Gabe: But I have a say in hers.
Natalie: I AM AN INDEPENDENT PERSON!
Teacher: QUIET!
Natalie: What am I gonna tell Dad when I get home? I can't tell him I got detention! He'll murder me and then chop me into bits and hide them in the walls!
All:…
Teacher: I think I'm gonna have a talk with your father...
Gabe: Good luck with that...
Teacher: Heads on the desk.
Gabe: Sounds dirty.
Teacher: 2 more hours of detention.
All: GABE.
Gabe: *head desks*
Natalie: I hate you even more now. I can't even...oh my God... what if I can't get into any school EVER NOW?
Me: Uh-oh! Nat's hypervenilating!
Natalie: OH MY GOD! I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE!
Teacher: Whats wrong with that?
Natalie: I CANT GET A GOOD JOB FROM A COMMUNITY COLLEGE! I'M DESTINED FOR IVY LEAGUE!
Teacher: I went to community college. Just for that, another hour of detention.
Gabe: I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
Teacher: HEAD ON THE DESK!
Henry: Are we gonna get raped?
Teacher: No.
Henry: I DONT BELIEVE YOU!
Teacher: *facepalm* NO ONE IS GETTING RAPED!
Gabe: Why do you ask?
Henry: I dunno...we're all alone, locked in a room with a scary teacher who told us to put our heads on the desks. It's implied.
Oreoprincess0401: I'm scared now...
Natalie: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TEACH LITTLE KIDS! *begins sobbing* *is slapped* I'M IN PAIN. I'M IN PAIN AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TEACH KIDS.
Gabe: Oh, my God...
Teacher: Calm down! There's nothing wrong with teaching- unless it's you kids. You guys drive me insane.
Henry: Thanks!
Teacher: Heads on the desk. *slaps his palm with a ruler* And you're welcome.
Gabe: Oh, my God...again... he's got a ruler...
Me: Shoot. *puts head on the desk* I don't want to die.
Henry: WE'RE GOING TO BE BEATEN TO PULPS NOW!
Teacher: NO YOU'RE NOT!
Henry: I WANT MY LAWYER!
Teacher: You can't afford one! Plus, I'm immune!
Gabe: That's not true!
Teacher: *slams hand on desk* YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Me: *whispers* This is so intense...
Henry; Well, then I want Natalie as my lawyer.
Natalie: *sobbing* Why would you want me? I'M A FAILURE!
Henry: Awww...you are not.
Natalie: *sniffling* Really?
Henry: Really.
*they kiss*
Teache: NO KISSING IN DETENTION!
Agent Ilse: Well, there goes my fun...
Natalie:*to the teacher* We are innocent. You're just pissed off that we were having fun.
Teacher: I OBJECT.
Gabe: OVERRULED.
Teacher: Sit down, Goodman.
Henry: GO NATALIE!
Natalie: Is it true that you are a teacher?
Teacher: You're kidding right?
Natalie: ANSWER THE QUESTION. *turns to Gabe* Permission to treat the witness as hostile?
Gabe: Sure, whatever.
ElianaMargalit: *whispers to Me* This is getting good...
Natalie: *hits desk* .QUESTION.
Teacher: YES! I am a teacher.
All: *ooh's*
Natalie: And is it true that you put us all in detention today, knowing that you were single-handedly ruining an innocent girl's future?
Teacher: Um...yes to detention, no to the other.
Natalie: YOU LIE!
Henry: Is it true that you took our man cards?
Teacher: Guys, this is-!
Henry: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Natalie: Henry, let me handle this...ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Teacher: You know, I don't have to subject to this! I'm your boss!
Gabe: Yeah, my Dad says that too. Do I listen to him? No.
Henry: He really doesn't.
Teacher: Well, that's a disciplinary issue which your father needs to sort out.
Gabe: You're not my Dad!
Teacher: You don't know that!
Henry: Yeah, you don't know that!
Natalie: Shut up, Henry.
Gabe: I do too.
Teacher: What if you were adopted?
Gabe: I'm...not...
Natalie: Wait, are you adopted?
Gabe: THAT DOESN'T MATTER RIGHT NOW.
Natalie: No, that's actually a really good point. It would explain a lot, too.
Henry: Hmmm.
Henry: So if Gabe is adopted that means you're not really his blood related sister which means that HE HAS NO CONTROL OVER WHAT WE DO!'
*Begins to make out with Natalie*
Teacher: I SAID NO KISSING!
Gabe: STOP JUST STOP!
Henry: *flips Gabe off*
Me: HENRY MADE A BAD HAND GESTURE!
Gabe: Well. What if Natalie was the adopted one?
Natalie: *pulls away from Henry* WHAT?
Gabe: Yepp...
Natalie: HOLY SHIT IM ADOPTED! *runs around*
Teacher: Oh my God...
oreoprincess0401: THIS IS PANDAMONIUM!
Teacher: THERE ARE NO PANDAS HERE.
Gabe: But what if there were...?
Natalie: I don't care! I'm adopted! *dances*
Henry: Super! ...
Teacher: *head walls* I hate teaching.
Gabe: The feeling's mutual.
Natalie: *begins kissing Henry again*
Me: TEACHER I FEEL AWKWARD.
Teacher: I hate everything. JUST GET OUT!
Henry: But we still have 4 hours of-
Teacher: I need to go home and rethink my life...
Gabe: Good idea. Cuz you suck as a teacher.
Teacher: I'M GIVING UP MY VICES AND GOING BACK TO SCHOOL!
Natalie: You mean community college.
Henry: He just quote RENT!
Me: HIGH FIVE!
*they do so*
Agent Ilse: You did drugs? AS A TEACHER!
Gabe: I claim him GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES!
Natalie: Gabe, we're done with that now.
Gabe: ...Buzzkill.
Henry: Hahaha. This was the best detention of my life!
Natalie: This was my only detention.
Me: Mine too!
Gabe: Wow. This is my...*opens notebook* 5...15...24...
Natalie: Wow.
Gabe: *is still counting*
Natalie: You're kidding, right?
Gabe: SHUT UP I LOST COUNT.
Henry: *loudly* 76...21...
Gabe: *chucks notebook at Henry's face*
Henry: OWWW! Papercut...
Me: OH NO! JASPER HALE IS GONNA COME AFTER YOU!
Henry. What?
Me: Oh...I just figured since you quoted New Moon...
Henry: No.
Gabe: 137th!
Natalie:…
Gabe: So, I got caught making out a few times...
All:…
Gabe: And beating Pauly Johnson.
All…
Gabe. And making my Algebra teacher cry...
Henry: YOU'RE SICK!
Gabe: And this one time I almost set the school on fire.
Me: I doubt that.
Gabe: Can I beat up Pauly again sometime?
BluestBlood: Maybe.
Henry: Wait! You made an algebra teacher cry?
Gabe: You doubt me?
Henry: Nope...
Me: Hey! Next week is bring your fangirl to work day!
Gabe: So?
Me: So next week we get to hang out with the doctors! YAAAAAY!
Henry: *silently cheers*
Natalie: Hey, Henry. You work, right?
Henry: *mouthed* No! NO!
Natalie: Maybe they can stalk- I mean, follow you!
Henry: No! I mean, what's so good about Starbucks anyway?
ElianaMargalit: YOU WORK AT STARBUCKS?
Henry: Crap...See you fangirls next week...
A/N: YAY!
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