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Scene appears with Peter and Brian sitting on the couching, watching "Gigli on Ice: Live" idly...
A commentator speaks loudly over Jennifer Lopez's swishing skates: "She looks quite agile on those skates. Look at that turn! Here comes the leap.. Ben better catch her!"
Jennifer leaps and spins in mid-air, caught by Ben, but slashing his cheek with her skate. He drops her.
"You.. Bitch! The wedding is off! It's SO off!" Ben exclaims, his hand touching his cheek. He runs off the rink crying while Jen lies in an awkward position on the ice.
Lois walks into the room with a mop in her hands.
"Peter, why don't you help around the house? Maybe you could rake with Meg." She suggests.
"No way, Lois. Not after before.." He trails off.
Peter has a flashback where he and Meg are raking a thick layer of leaves...
Peter slowly rakes for a while. Suddenly he uncovers Chris, who immediately screams.
Peter continues to rake slowly, stabbing and scraping Chris while Meg and Chris scream. Peter has a blank, wandering look on his face.
Suddenly Peter realizes that he's raking Chris and stares, not realizing it's Chris. He starts to scream with them.
The flashback ends and returns to the living room...
Peter shudders. "Until then I knew that leaf monsters existed."
"That was Chris." Brian says in a monotone voice.
Slowly Peter's eyes widen, filling with tears. "My son is a leaf monster.. Curse your DNA, Lois!" He says, pointing viciously at Lois. He runs into the kitchen, crying.
Later, Peter has finally been put to work and is organizing things in the basement with Lois...
Peter searches through a box, sorting through things they don't need and things they do. He pulls out a pair of wooden crutches and smiles.
"Hey, look Lois! I'm tiny Tim." Peter laughs, lifting one leg and using the crutches to wobble around the basement.
Lois begins to laugh when one of Peter's crutches break and he falls suddenly. Peter slowly stands up like nothing happened and tries to fix it.
"Peter, you don't need to fix that. I was going to get rid of it anyway." She says, searching through another box.
"You can't, Lois! These crutches helped me in a time of need." He says meaningfully.
Peter has a flash back, where he is slowly walking down the stairs..
Peter trips on a step and falls down the stairs. He takes the crutches, which were idly leaning against the wall at the end of the stairs. He uses them and hobbles away, laughing.
"You can't catch me, dumb stairs.."
"Yes I can. Ho ho ho.." The stairs say, eyes appearing on them and the banister reaching out like an arm and tickling Peter. Peter and the stairs laugh.
The end of chapter one.
Please give me some reviews! I need some ego-stroking to make me write more of this stuff =D
Scene appears with Peter and Brian sitting on the couching, watching "Gigli on Ice: Live" idly...
A commentator speaks loudly over Jennifer Lopez's swishing skates: "She looks quite agile on those skates. Look at that turn! Here comes the leap.. Ben better catch her!"
Jennifer leaps and spins in mid-air, caught by Ben, but slashing his cheek with her skate. He drops her.
"You.. Bitch! The wedding is off! It's SO off!" Ben exclaims, his hand touching his cheek. He runs off the rink crying while Jen lies in an awkward position on the ice.
Lois walks into the room with a mop in her hands.
"Peter, why don't you help around the house? Maybe you could rake with Meg." She suggests.
"No way, Lois. Not after before.." He trails off.
Peter has a flashback where he and Meg are raking a thick layer of leaves...
Peter slowly rakes for a while. Suddenly he uncovers Chris, who immediately screams.
Peter continues to rake slowly, stabbing and scraping Chris while Meg and Chris scream. Peter has a blank, wandering look on his face.
Suddenly Peter realizes that he's raking Chris and stares, not realizing it's Chris. He starts to scream with them.
The flashback ends and returns to the living room...
Peter shudders. "Until then I knew that leaf monsters existed."
"That was Chris." Brian says in a monotone voice.
Slowly Peter's eyes widen, filling with tears. "My son is a leaf monster.. Curse your DNA, Lois!" He says, pointing viciously at Lois. He runs into the kitchen, crying.
Later, Peter has finally been put to work and is organizing things in the basement with Lois...
Peter searches through a box, sorting through things they don't need and things they do. He pulls out a pair of wooden crutches and smiles.
"Hey, look Lois! I'm tiny Tim." Peter laughs, lifting one leg and using the crutches to wobble around the basement.
Lois begins to laugh when one of Peter's crutches break and he falls suddenly. Peter slowly stands up like nothing happened and tries to fix it.
"Peter, you don't need to fix that. I was going to get rid of it anyway." She says, searching through another box.
"You can't, Lois! These crutches helped me in a time of need." He says meaningfully.
Peter has a flash back, where he is slowly walking down the stairs..
Peter trips on a step and falls down the stairs. He takes the crutches, which were idly leaning against the wall at the end of the stairs. He uses them and hobbles away, laughing.
"You can't catch me, dumb stairs.."
"Yes I can. Ho ho ho.." The stairs say, eyes appearing on them and the banister reaching out like an arm and tickling Peter. Peter and the stairs laugh.
The end of chapter one.
Please give me some reviews! I need some ego-stroking to make me write more of this stuff =D