Pure Insanity [A story
Chapter 1:
"Yes!" Sonic won the game of Flizzow™ against Knuckles. His prize was a big bucket of KFC crispy chicken wings.
"You pink batts piece of pink batts" Knuckles shouted. Tails laughed. A sane laugh.
Knuckles replied by poking his tongue out, "PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTH!"
Tails cackled and started to pull crazy facials.
After drinking some pinecone juice he went normal again and went to get some cornflakes.
"Chao, chao!" Cheese said, and Cream handed his a sack of fruit salad which he ate as fast as he could. When he was finished, he vomited it to the theme tune of Outrageous Fortune.
Sonic was bored and full from Chicken wings. He drank some Red Bull from the mini-fridge so he could get wings to change the disco ball Tails broke when he was doing aerobics on the trampoline.
Soon that was done, and Sonic became wrapped up in watching Amy playing The Sims 2™.
Her Sim, looked exactly like her, and had the same name. It was going shopping, and it purchased a corn hat.
Sonic found this extremely boring, so he went to ask Knuckles for a race. Knuckles got very excited and started punching the air.
"You're on! How many laps?"
They started racing in pentagons and Tails did a cheering dance for Cheese, who was waving a XXXXXXL rainbow t-shirt at the finish line.
"WooHoo, P-Tchicken!" He did a hula dance and decided that this was boring.
Tails went to find some Corn and cheese Toasties to eat. Tails devoured them after the race was tied, and he fell to the ground and started to convulse, frothing at the mouth.
Cheeses eyes went purple, and then they went red. He started scheming behind a fort of Red Bull cans while Knuckles and Sonic fought over who should get to eat the Trumpet™(Simplifying Summer), because they both tied in the race.