Disclaimer: The Rocky Horror Picture Show is owned by 20th Century Fox, including any character or event mentioned pertaining to the movie. Carmen Sandiego is owned by whoever owns Cookie Jar (WOEICS) and the Learning Company (Carmen Sandiego franchise).

WOEICS Trivia: The actor who played Dr. Frank-N-Furter, also, was the voice actor for Dr. Maelstrom.

Rated MA for descriptions of gore, violence, near nudity, sexual innuendos and situations between men/women, and most importantly over the top camp.

It was midnight and Carmen was on her way back from a wild Halloween party she attended at the insane asylum where she had Sara Bellum committed. Sara tried to take over VILE, again, by trying to clone herself so that all the henchmen would be Sara Bellums, making her their ultimate supreme leader. The back left tire blew out causing Carmen to pull onto the side of the road. She put on her hat and opened up the car door. Her red stiletto hit the wet pavement and was followed the other. The rain was coming down harder. She walked to the back and saw that the tire had completely blown out. Only the rim was left.

She looked back to see if she could see where the tire went, but only saw a dark road. She opened up the trunk to find the spare but it was deflated.

"Great now what am I going to do?" she took out her cell phone, but it had no service "You'd think the great Carmen Sandiego would have better cell phone coverage than anyone on earth….Wait, didn't I pass a mansion a mile down the road?"

She rummaged through her emergency kit to find a flashlight. Slamming the trunk lid closed, she turned off the car, and locked it. The rain was a chilly rain that made her cold with every drop. She tightened her coat belt and began to walk. She walked for about a mile until she could see lit up windows.

"Oh good, someone's home" she said hugging herself for warmth.

Lightning streaked across the sky illuminating the abode. "Oh my, it's so big" she said looking up at the three stories. The mansion reminded her of an old castle that one could find outside a European village. She approached the door and used the door knocker. It was very heavy and made loud thuds as it was slammed against the door. She waited for about a minute. No one answered.

"Come on" she said irritated and tried it again.

Finally the door opened. The butler was a skinny, pale, man with thinning long blonde hair. He had a hump on his back.

"Yeess..How may I help you?" he said in a droning tone.

"Hello, my name is Carmen. My car got a flat tire a mile up the road and I was wondering if I could use your phone to call a tow truck. My cell phone doesn't get service out here, apparently?" she said smiling at him.

He looked her up and down and up and down "Yeees, you may come in" he and moved aside.

"Thank you so much. I will make it worth your while" Carmen said smiling at him.

"I'm suure you will" he said leading her down the main foyer.

The house was very warm making Carmen feel more at ease. She saw a wooden staircase that lead to the second floor. It looked like it had a lot of traffic, as the steps were worn.

"Wait here" he said, opening up two wooden double doors and walking into the other room.

Carmen stood where she was told, shaking from the cold caught in her coat and dripping water onto the floor. Both doors opened flew open and a woman appeared. She was in a maids outfit and had red frizzy hair.

"You must be cold" she said throwing Carmen a towel.

"Yes, I am. It was raining when I was walking up the road to come here" Carmen said taking off her hat. The maid took it and threw it behind her. It landed on a coat rack.

Carmen was impressed when she saw this, but didn't have time to say anything for the maid had her hands on Carmen's face.

"What a beautiful face you have" she said touching Carmen's cheeks "such smooth skin."

"Why, thank you. I moisturize every night" Carmen said feeling a bit uncomfortable.

Now, the maid was running her fingers through Carmen's hair.

"Silky, black and shiny"

"Thank you, I brush it nightly too"

"MMmmm..you do a lot of things at night don't you?"

Carmen didn't know how to respond to that, so she just stood in place pretending to be wiping off her face.

"Let me take this coat off. It looks like it's soaked all the way through" the maid already untying the belt knot.

"Oh no that's ok" Carmen protested but her arms were already out of the sleeves.

"Nice taste in clothes. Very flattering" she said looking Carmen up and down.

The maid threw the coat behind her and it, too, landed on the coat rack. She then turned around top open up the door.

"Follow me" she said walking into the other room.

When Carmen entered the room she saw a party. Both men and women were dressed in black tie attire and wearing sunglasses.

"This is a strange party, but it is Halloween" she thought following the maid. She could feel people looking at her. This made her feel very uncomfortable, so she just smiled and didn't look at anyone.

They approached a couple looking shell shocked standing in the corner. They were wearing their underwear.

"Ok, now things are getting very weird" she thought, as the maid pushed her towards them and walked the other away.

"Hi" the man said sticking out his hand. "My name is Brad Majors and this is my fiancée Janet Weiss"

Carmen shook his and Janet's hand. "Carmen Sandiego..um..do you know what 's going on here?"

"Uh..I don't. I wish I did. You see our car broke down and we came here looking for help. And one thing led to another and here we are. Standing in the corner in our underwear" he said looking at Janet, who smiled at Carmen.

"Glad I'm not in my underwear" she thought, but said "Same with me, but I blew a tire."

Just then a small elevator started to come down. The party immediately stopped and the guests were looking up stomping their right foot in unison.