A/N: Enjoy the latest combination fic from Better a Freak than a Fake and I!


Chapter 1

Two weeks into Adam and Felicity's parent hunt, it was three o'clock in the morning and Felicity was asleep in the jet but she kept tossing and turning having a nightmare. She's been having these a lot since she was taken in for this hair brained plan with Wolfgang Industries.

She woke up in a cold sweat to discover Adam was not there. She took her comm out, slowly got up, and went to find him. He was on the deck staring out into the night. "Adam." She said approaching him.

"What's up?" Adam asked.

"There's something I seriously need to talk to you about, right now." She said guiltily.

"Okay what is it?" Adam asked.

"Well, the thing is." Felicity rubbed the back of her neck in near tears "When I was back on the table, your counterpart was one of the guards. He told me that he actually works for this other evil company called Wolfgang Industries and that he could promise my freedom if I became the 'best spy ever' destroying the Doofenshmirtz's, Firestorm, and the O.W.C.A. that the best way to do that would be to get you to fall in love with me. I was of course all for the first one anyways and didn't know what the other two were so I agreed."

"Oh is that so?" Adam asked slightly stung by that.

Felicity nodded failing to keep the tears at bay. "You need to help me, Adam, please. I don't want to go through with the rest."

"Fine, I will help you," Adam said.

"Really?" She asked hopefully.

"Yea, but what's next Katie still alive?"

"Not as far as I know, no." Felicity said hesitantly.

"Okay good," Adam sighed.

"Your mother is though."

Adams jaw dropped. "She is?" He asked.

Felicity nodded, "Way-Too-Many-Names Rodney took her out before the house blew up, she's alive and well and the Wolfgang Industries building in St. Lois."

"I'm going to kill him!" Adam said.

She looked back down, "I'm sorry, Adam, for everything but keep in mind that if he didn't take her out she really would be dead."

"I guess," Adam sighed.

"Is there any way you could forgive ME though? I just wanted the constant physical, psychological, chemical, and sexual torture to finally be over." Felicity said desperately.

"You I can forgive," Adam said.

She looked up at him with a weak smile. "Thanks, that really does mean a lot to me."

"It's okay," He sighed.

"You can still kill him though." Felicity said wiping her eyes.

"Oh, I was going to anyway," Adam said.

"I could help." Felicity offered. "I could get you to him without question and out in the blink of an eye once he's dead. I could also get you to your mother."

"Yeah I guess," Adam said.

"When?" She asked.

"Tomorrow," Adam said.

"At three-o'clock in the morning, that sentence has two meanings." Felicity said.

"What do you mean?" Adam asked.

"It could either be this morning or the actual tomorrow."

"What are you saying?" Adam asked.

"I'm just asking which you mean." Felicity said simply.

"What do you mean by the two mornings?" Adam asked.

"Just, never mind." Felicity said figuring she'll know soon. "The problem though is that I have a comm unit I'm supposed to wear. I left it in our room but because of the time he hopefully thinks I'm just asleep. He would get way too suspicious during the day if I don't put it back in."

"Go put it back in," Adam said. She blurred off to the room and put it in before blurring back. "So anyway where to next?"

"First Dimension Berlin, I think." Felicity said after a second of thought.

"Alright let's go," Adam said.

"It's my turn to fly." Felicity said excitedly.

"Okay, I'm going to go to sleep," Adam said.

Felicity had already blurred off to the flying area and had not heard him.

Adam got into bed and sighed in irritation. "Anything else you feel like throwing at me?" Adam asked the universe, God, whoever you want think he was talking to. Then the roof seemed to flicker like a broken TV picture. "What?!" He said in surprise before running to the cabin where Felicity was. "Did you see that?"

"See what?" She asked.

"The roof just suddenly flickered like a broken TV."

"I didn't see it," Felicity said. However, her recently turned green eyes widen and she landed and she landed the jet. Wasting no time, she grabbed Adam's arm and blurred them to the bathroom.

"What is it?" Adam asked.

"We're being fooled, this isn't real, none of this is real." She said clawing at the mirror leaving a tear.

"You tore the mirror?" Adam said shocked.

"Yes I did, it's only way out of here and back to the real world."

"Ladies first," Adam said.

"I'm no lady." Felicity said but went through the mirror anyways and Adam followed her.


They both found themselves in a room in the main DEI building.

"Well, this sucks," Adam said.

"Yes it does, but get ready." Felicity said as they heard footsteps.

"Here they come," Adam sighed

"Hopefully, you still trust me enough to fight by me since you'll have no choice."

"I do," Adam said.

"Good." She said as the door slammed open and in came several Doofenshmirtz agents. They got through a number of them but there were far too many of them and more just kept on coming.

"How many are there?" Adam shouted continuing to knock them down.

"Over 1700 on a slow day," Felicity said.

"We need a better plan then." Adam said knocking down more.

"I have no idea," She said

"I have an idea actually," Adam said.

"What is it?" Felicity asked.

"You're super durable right?" Adam asked.

"Well, mostly but not actually bulletproof, why?"

"I'm going to throw you out this window and you're going to go find Isabella and Firestorm while I get captured questions?" Adam asked.

Felicity nodded. "Alright, do it." She said and he threw her out the window just as he said.

She landed in a crater on her feet. "That hurt my ankle," She said.


Up in the building Adam allowed himself to be cuffed and was told he was being taken to Vanessa. Adam sighed, figures that she's alive in the real world, hopefully it's just her though and not her father. Adam was lead to the top floor and sat down in front of the desk cuffed to a chair and left to wait

"So, you guys figured it out?" She asked coming into the room.

"Well reality flickers before your eyes and it's sort of a giveaway, how long was I in there?" Adam asked.

"Well, about how long would you guess?" Vanessa asked knowing he'll probably be way off.

"Well I'm going to guess about two to three months?" Adam asked.

"You're just too dumb for your own good aren't you?" Vanessa asked then asked loud enough for someone in the next room to hear. "Isn't he dad?"

"He sure is," Said a voice Adam recognized and it made him laugh.

"I was in there a lot longer than I thought, I really am disappointed now" Adam said as Doofenshmirtz came in.

"Do you really want to know exactly how long you were in there?" Doofenshmirtz asked.

"Yes, yes I do, because even if I said no you would tell me anyway," Adam said.

He smirked at Adam. "We took you from Miami, Adam. You were in there for two years."

That actually shocked Adam beyond belief. "T...two years?" Adam asked staring at the mother/daughter team.

They nodded. "Ironic isn't it?" Doofenshmirtz asked. "You threw my little pet out a window in search for the help of a girl who doesn't even know you exist, hasn't even heard of you."

"Yeah, but I have to ask now why and what happens to me now?" Adam asked.

"Why is none of your business really, as for what happens now, remembered that stuff my pet said happened to her?" Doofenshmirtz asked.

"You're going to do it to me? Fantastic not an original thought in your head," Adam said.

"Do you have to daddy he's so cute," Vanessa said. Then she remembered those guards with Felicity, she couldn't tell him that though, "Never mind, carry on."

"Come with me," Doofenshmirtz said dragging Adams chair away. Adam tried to struggle but then stuck him with a drug temporarily knocking him out.


He woke up bare naked and on something very cold and he could hear voices.

"Why did we put them in the same room?" He heard what sounded like Vanessa say. Confused he looked around as much as he could restrained like that and found to his right, Felicity back 'where she belongs', according to the Doofenshmirtz pair, just with thicker restraints so she can't break them. She was still unconscious and was also naked with one exception, the pair of tennis shoes on her feet. Obviously just to psychologically torture her but she can't do anything about it.

"It saves time," Her dad said

"The shoes were a good idea though." He added before heading into the room. "Oh, good, you're up."

"And your nose is still abnormally pointy," Adam said as though stating the obvious.

He smacked Adam's head against the table. "How about with your friend here wakes up you ask her what happens when you get smug with me."

"Oh wait I know this one, you once again hit with the force of a seven year old girl?" Adam asked. Doofenshmirtz scoffed and left the room for it. He was about to find out on his own. Adam waited until a door opened. In came what appears to be an evil looking platypus but almost all of it was cybernetically enhanced. Perry the Platyborg. "Oh yeah, that," Adam said.


Hours later the Platyborg walked out leaving Adam bloody, battered and bruised.

"Adam!" He heard Felicity yell in a terrified having just woken up. He on the other hand was struggling to stay awake.

"Hey, you're awake," He muttered spitting out blood.

"Unfortunately." She said staring at the ceiling hopelessly. "You got snippety, didn't you?"

"Yeah very much so," Adam said spitting more blood.

"Yeah, don't do that." Felicity said seriously. "Anywhere else that's the natural thing to do but don't."

The door opened and Doof came back in. "Good you're up, too. Now we can finally get started, and Ms. Daniels, I think you'll notice a new adjustment." He said pushing a button on the wall.

They both felt a helmet coming down on his head and then needles went into back all the way up their spines and then more into their heads. Finally a very sharp needle went into each arm. As each needle pumped chemicals into their bloodstreams expelling the actual blood to make room, Adam screamed but Felicity stayed completely silent and straight faced just waiting for it to be done for the day. "How do you each feel?" They were asked when it was over.

"No difference." Felicity lied, same as always.

"Really? Because you used to say that every time yet you came out as well, that." Doofenshmirtz accused approaching her skeptically. He'd get to Adam in a second.

"I told you no difference," She said.

"What about you, Mr. Garcia-Shapiro?" He asked though not exactly believing her. "How do you feel?"

"Tired," Adam said honestly.

Doofenshmirtz wrote that down. "Then I am done with you guys for a while but Felicity has a visitor. Someone who has been missing you over the years you were gone."

"No!" Felicity shuddered.

"You really think you get a choice?" He smirked before leaving the room.

"What he talking about?" Adam asked having not yet been confided on that part of the table.

She did not speak as a disgusting man came into the room. "Hello Felicity." He smirked buckling his pants. "You of course could never forget me right?"

"Stay away from me!" She said.

"Now why on earth would I do that?" He asked taking down his pant and underwear, Adam nearly threw up. He climbed up on top of the table so he was right above her.

"You know you're a fat piece of shit right?" Adam asked catching the man's attention.

"Whether that's true or not, the bitch is mine to do whatever with and there's nothing either of you could do about it." He hissed at Adam as he forced his way into her.

"Really the only bitch I see here is you. Why do you rape girls anyway? Is it because you know deep down that no one on the face of this earth has ever actually loved you even a little? I mean how could they? You're an ugly bastard. Or maybe that's not it is it? No, maybe it's your childhood you were rapped as a child and now you're taking out your problems on her,"

"Shut up!" Darius shouted but Adam kept going as both Doofenshmirtz listened in.

"That's what is isn't behind all the weapons and swear words and alcohol you're just an insecure little boy who could not stand up for himself and trying so hard to get back at mommy and daddy," Adam said

He growled getting out of and off Felicity before pulling up his pants and going over to Adam and punching him really hard in the nose which thanks to Platyborg was already broken. "I said shut up!"

"You hit like baby," Adam breathed as Darius walked away.

Once he was gone, Adam turned to Felicity. "That happens a lot?"

She nodded sadly, "Be careful there are people who would rape you here too," She said

Adam gulped. "I never noticed any female guards."

"There aren't any. Unless you count Vanessa."

"Oh joy, how did you get out of here the first time?" Adam asked suddenly more nervous than before.

"I told you. Your counterpart freed me in exchange for becoming 'the best spy ever' by taking down the Doofenshmirtz family, Firestorm, and the O.W.C.A but that was in the virtual world, I'm not sure if the company even really exists. No one's coming to rescue us, Adam." Felicity said hopelessly.

"Then we have to endure don't we?" Adam asked.

She sighed and nodded. "Unfortunately."

"How do we make it through this?" Adam asked.

"We endure and get used to it." Felicity sighed. "I stopped screaming somewhere in the third month. There's no way out of here."

"Does he ever let us off these tables?"

She shook her head. "Not as long as I have been on it anyways."

"How do you get through this?" Adam asked.

"You already asked that." She said closing her eyes.

"Sorry it's the concussion," Adam said.

"It's okay and as I said before, you endure and get used to it."

"Guess it's all we can do," Adam said.

"Every day for the foreseeable future." She said as the cell door slid open and someone slid in in a way as if trying not to be seen by anyone outside the cell.

"Who's there?" Felicity asked.

"Just me." Vanessa's voice said as she made her way over to Adam.

"What do you want?" Adam sneered.

"I only let my dad do this for one reason." She smirked lifting up her dress.

"That is?" Adam asked still not thinking clearly due to the concussion

"Stay away from him, Vanessa!" Felicity said actually thinking on full capacity.

"No, I don't think I will." Vanessa said stepping up to Adam.

"You rape him and I will tell your dad, and we both know that he would kill you." Felicity threatened.

"Would he or are you trying to convince yourself?" Vanessa asked.

"Over the years I had basically been your father's diary. I literally know everything about him so I know for CERTAIN he would."

"Fine I'll talk to him first, see you later Adam," She said winking at him.

She left the room leaving Adam in shook. "She was going to rape me?"

"Yeah she was," Felicity said simply.

"Well, that's surprising. With that man from earlier it made sense since that's really the only way he could get ANYONE to have sex with him but besides being evil she's pretty much set on that." Adam puzzled. "Don't get me wrong she makes me physically sick but someone else…"

"I don't know maybe she has a soft spot for you?" Felicity asked.

Adam chuckled. "Unlikely. I'm not that special."

"Well you don't know that," Felicity said.

Adam though of what Vanessa said when this was brought up. "You seriously think she has feelings for me?" Adam asked.

"I'm not sure, it seems like it." Felicity said hesitantly.

"I am a little disturbed by that..." Adam said.

Felicity was about to say something when they suddenly heard yelling from outside of the cell and they decided to be quiet and listen in.

"No, not happening!" Heinz said.

"Why not?! All those guards get to with Felicity!"

"That's different!"

"How?!" Vanessa asked.

"You are my daughter," He said.

"I'm not a little girl anymore, Dad! I'm twenty years old!"

"So?! I said no!"

"This is not fair! You've always gotten in the way of my love life!" Vanessa yelled angrily.

"Oh please that is over exaggerating!" He said.

"You banished any boy who showed any interest in me at all from the Tri-State-Area! How is that an over exaggeration?!"

"None of them were good enough for you!" He said.

"I thought they were!... Some of them anyways! Like remember Johnny?!

"The boy who wore the black make up?"

"Yes, him."

"Yes, I remember. What about him?"

"I thought he was perfect!"

"He was pathetic, no brains, no power," He said.

"Then what's wrong with Adam?!"

"He would never come to our side," Heinz said.

"If that's the case then why are we torturing him?!"

"If you had let me finish I was saying yet until he breaks," Heinz said.

"Then I can?" She asked.

"Yes, that is part of the reason he's here at all. He's perfect for you,"

"We can hear everything you're saying you know," Adam said loud enough for them to undoubtedly hear, "and what make you so sure I'll break?! Felicity never did!"

"I have my ways!" Heinz said.

"Then care to explain why Felicity hasn't broken yet?!" Adam asked.

"I never wanted her to break just to suffer and if she broke along the way then good for me," He said.

"What did I ever do to you?!" Felicity asked. For most people that's a snide comment but for her that was a serious question she has wondered for literally as long as she can remember.

"It's not about what you did," He said.

"Then what is it about?" She asked.

"Your parents or rather your father."

"Then what did he do to you and why does it mean that I have to suffer because of it? I don't remember anything about him or anything about my past in general thanks to you."

"He started a large thorn in my side,"

Felicity sighed. "Then again, why do I have to suffer because of it?"

"Because you meant and still mean the world to him."

"That's completely unfair!" Adam said in her defense. "You can't just torture someone for years just because a father she doesn't even know about made you made. Especially, since he more than likely has no idea what's been going on in here. You could have just held her without torturing her and it would have had the same exact effect."

"Oh shut up, your father is a pain in my side as well, besides turning you each against them would kill them mentally and physically," He said.

"You just said you didn't want to break me." Felicity reminded.

"The way you keep taunting me I might just to shut you up," He said.

"You never could." Felicity said confidently.

"We'll see," He said leaving the room, but Vanessa was still there.

Once she was sure he was gone, Vanessa turned and whispered to Adam. "How about I make you a deal?"

"I'm listening," Adam said.

"If you do what I want, I could make sure that Felicity is never raped again." She whispered.

"Really? Wait what do you want?" Adam asked.

"Well, I want you obviously, but there's one other thing," she double-checked making absolutely sure Heinz won't hear her, "but I need to know for absolute certain that he won't find out about this."

"What is it?" Adam asked.

Vanessa leaned in and whispered in his ear, "I want you to help me defeat my father."

"Seriously?"

"If I wasn't serious, do you really think I would take such an incredible risk by asking?" Vanessa whispered looking back at the cell door fearfully.

"Why?" He asked confused. "It always seemed as though you loved him."

"I did, but he's restricting and rude and he never really listens to me and made sure I grew up alone."

"Oh wow, it must really suck to be you." Felicity said in extreme sarcasm.

"It did, but not as much as it sucks to be you,"

Felicity just looked annoyed. "How do you expect us to be able to trust you?"

"What are your options?" Vanessa asked.

Felicity sighed, 'Not again.' She thought before turning to Adam. "What do you think?"

"I don't want you to be raped anymore," Adam said.

Felicity sighed again, "We'll do it."

"Good," Vanessa said leaning over Adam. "Kiss me."

Adam reminded himself why he's doing this and craned his neck forward kissing her lips.

Vanessa smiled and pushed her tongue into his mouth then broke away. "You know, after you break, you'll love that," She said. She left the room and Adam spit up onto the table desperately.

"Sorry," Felicity said.

"It's worth it." He said between spits.

"No, I'm not," She said sadly.

"Yes, you are Feliss." He said even though he had no idea why he felt such an impulse to protect her.

"Why do you care?" She asked. He didn't have an answer to that. "I'm sorry for getting you involved in this at all," Felicity said.

"Don't you dare blame yourself for this." He said dead serious.

"It is my fault," She said.

"How?" He asked.

"I never should have let you throw me out the window I should have taken you with me," She said.

"That was my idea in the first place and if you had said no I honestly would have anyways and face it, I'd be dead if you tried to pull me out anyways." Adam corrected.

"I still could have done something," She said.

"The only thing you should have done that you didn't is not blame yourself." Adam said stubbornly.

"You know, you're really nice," Felicity said.

"I try to be, unless you piss me off, I don't really have much of a middle ground." Adam admitted.

"Well, I like nice you," She said.

"You know, you're really nice too when you want to be." Adam said intended as a compliment.

She giggled, "Thanks Adam," She said

"You're welcome." He smiled.

"You know a girl could really fall for you," She muttered, "Besides Vanessa." She added in a mumble whether Adam can hear her or not.

"What was that?" Adam asked.

"If we were to ever actually get out of this place, some girl who isn't Vanessa could really fall for you. One that you'd like to be with." Felicity smiled over at him.

"You think so? Like who?" Adam asked smiling at her.

"That question would be a lot easier to answer if there was any non-virtual person I could remember besides you, the Doofenshmirtz pair, and the guards... and Isabella for a few seconds." Felicity reminded.

"Right, sorry," Adam said.

"Still… I'd have to say the majority of girls." She said looking him over but staying above the waist.

Adam blushed, "Thanks," He said.

"You're welcome. That's still assuming we can make it out of here." Felicity sighed.

"We will." Adam said.

"How?" Felicity asked.

"Not sure." Adam said.

"But you really think we will?" Felicity asked skeptically.

"Yes, yes I do," Adam said.

"Hope you're right then." Felicity smiled. She wasn't sure if them being in the same room was a good thing or a bad thing. In one hand, it gives her a friendly face to talk to but in the other, it's another person who has to go through the same exact thing. Someone who's just starting to go through it so she'll have to listen to his tortured screams every day for quite a while... bad thing… it is most definitely a bad thing.


A/N: Nice twist huh?