Disclaimer- If I owned any of these animes, there'd actually be an episode where all this insanity actually does happen. I don't own FUNimation, either. Even though I desperately want to....
If you know very little about YuYu Hakusho (Like you don't know who Ishizuru, Atsuko, and Yukina are.), it's going to be a long and confusing road.
stuff in these brackets are author's notes
(stuff in parentheses are actions, descriptions, etc.)
Narrator-It was a dark and stormy night. The typical cliché. The incredibly corny start to some sci-fi "thriller" that amazes people of how it got published, let alone sell. And the busty heroine that makes guys swoon and stare when her shirt gets ripped off in battle, and the drunkards that strip themselves naked, and-
Me-OO-KAY, THAT'S ENOUGH! (to narrator, in a whisper) You're not supposed to read stuff under 'Random Ideas I'm Not Supposed to Read'!
Narrator-But it's right on the script...
Me-There is no script, dumbass.
Narrator- (smug and suspicious) How do you know?
Me-Because I'm the writer, you fuckhead!
Narrator- Oh.
Me-You're hopeless. You're fired.
N- Y-You can't fire me!
Me-Why not?
N- You're not my boss! You're not even old enough to work for FUNimation!
Me- Don't ruin my fantasy. (Grows claws, wolf ears, fangs, and tail.)
N- Wh-what the fu-GAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Narrator has been horribly mutilated by yours truly in a sound-effect-filled, bloody death straight from 'Dead Leaves'.)
Me- (Kicks body into sewers and licks blood from claws) That felt so damn good...Anyways, let's get back to the story...well, from the title, you might assume that it's, yup, Halloween. And, of course, that means scaaarry costumes and candy.
Limey-Hey, Megumi...don't you have a costume yet?
Me- No, I don't. Why else do you think I grew this stupid tail that's only going to get in the way?
Limey-Weee-lllll.....I kinda have one for you....(giggles with an evil little smile and takes out....SAILOR FUKUsailor schoolgirl uniform?!)
Me- OH MY FUCKING GAWD YOU GET THAT EVIL THING OUT OF MY SIGHT RIGHT THIS INSTANT GAHHHHH DIE EVIL PREPPY THING!!!! (and so I rip the sailor fuku into tiny little shreds and incinerate those.)
Limey- Aww....I paid good money for that...
Me-Oh gawd. That thing deserved to die. Okay, getting back to the story, pretty much everybody from YYH's at my little fantasy house. As of now, I've got no clue what the costumes are for everybody...
Limey-So we're going to find out.
Me-Yup. And the guys on YYH know us.
Limey-They do?
Me-In our minds, at least.
Limey-You mean the voices in our heads, right?
Me- Limey, I don't have voices in my head.
L-You don't?
Me-Just shut the hell up and follow me.
L-(Walks into a nearby pole.) Ow. (Turns around, walks into the pole right behind the other one.) Ow. (Turns around, walks into pole.) Ow (starts cracking up). she's actually done this in real life....
Me-Ooookaay...Limey seems like she's on pot right now. Either that or her non-existent brain's finally shut down.
L- Wah? (walks into pole and breaks her glasses)
Me- Exactly.
The next chapter's one hell of a lot more perverted, wrong, and shameless (and funny, I hope). Now's a good time to review before you read my second, really really wrong chapter.