Wonder What Would Happen...
Rukia: i decideded to write this for fun just to see what happens. i sorry but this is my first time writing a fanfiction so no flames please!
Kanda: shut up. everyone says that it so annoying!
Allen: Kanda! be nice, its not her fault.
Rukia: Yay, Allen loves me! And be nice Kanda i'm the one writing this... never know what might happen!
Kanda: What! What the hell does that mean?
Rukia: *smiles evilly*
Disclaimer: I don't own anything… but my imagination, if that. *tear drop*
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Oh yeah, this is suppose to be a yaoi...but with me writing this ...who knows!
General?
Kanda walked into Komui's office as an unconscious Allen was being taken out. *What happened to him?... Crap, Komui probable has a really stupid mission for us. Wait that still wouldn't make the stupid beansprout faint, the only thing that would is Cross... Fucking hell, whats this surprise mission we are going on?* Kanda finally found Komui's desk behind an even more unusual pink colored mountain of papers.
"Oh there you are! You and Allen are going to become Generals!" :heart: *That explained Moyashi's fainting. Stupid beansprout.* "And that's not all! First you have to be apprentice generals." Komui continued.
"Fucking hell! Why?"
"And the General you's is apprenticed to ..."
"Just fucking spit it out already."
"Just take all the fun out of it why don't you." At that moment Lenalee walked into bring Komui his coffee. " Lenalee! I love you so much. And you Kanda stay away from her. I've seen how you look at her."
"What the f*ck are you talking about? Just hurry up and tell me the general's name." Kanda yelled.
" Don't cuss around my adorable Lenalee! And since your so desperate to go see if your beloved is ok, the general you will be serving under is ... Cross!"
"..."
"Wow, look we surprised him!"
"What were you talking about? I would like to know why Allen fainted, he was going to go to town with me." Lenalee said, still standing with a tray of coffee.
"What? You were planning to go to town with Allen? Have you kissed him? How far have you two gone?" With that Komui fainted.
"BAKA! I'm going to kill you." Kanda said having finally come out of shock. "Your a little to late if your talking to Komui and if you were talking to me Kanda Yuu, then be prepared to go through everyone here." Lenalee said as she smiled and walked out to give the science department their coffee. Leaving a pissed Kanda and an unconscious Komui, to finish what she had interrupted.
...
Allen finally woke and the memories came rushing back almost making him faint again. Until he realized this time he wasn't the only one who had to go through it. Allen smiled, *Oh well, poor Kanda. He has no idea what Masters like. Guess he could pay off at least... Nine tenths of Master's debts.* With this in mind Allen skipped off to find Lenalee so they could go to town.
Rukia: Sorry it's so short hopefully the rest will be longer.
Kanda: Fuck you, you suck.
Lenalee: Kanda be nice.
Rukia: Shut it, or i'll make you the uke.
Kanda: ...
Rukia: Please review and tell me what i could do to make this story better. Just dont flame. i sorry i bad at writing Kanda's perspective. and yes i know i spell bad, if you see any words misspelled please tell me and i'll try to fix.
Kanda: you really suck!
Allen, Lenalee, & Rukia: Shut up!