I don't own the characters.
Story may suck because this is my first fanfic :)
BELLA P.O.V
Alice had invited me over for truth or dare. That scared me alittle, because i might be dared into shopping with alice. I got into my truck and drove to the cullens house. Edward wasn't going to be there because he was out hunting and should be back to night. I was welcomed by a hyper pixie. "Bella don't worry, you won't regret this!" I just rolled my eyes at here. I was pulled into a bear hug by emmet. "need...air...help" i coughed out. i was suddenly releasd only to meet the ground.
Rosalie and jasper joined us. We sat in the living room floor. "I WANNA GO FIRSTTTTT," said emmet in a high pitch voice. "No the game was my idea so I get to go first," alice said. " Fine then, I hope you like my piss all over your clothes." " Okay never mind you go... stupid bastard!" alice said really annoyed. " Thanks miget, Bella truth or dare," he said smiling ear to ear. '' Umm ugh dare," I said regretting it. "I dare you to kiss jasper on the lips for 3 minutes!" I choked on my own spit. I looked at him terrfied. He leaned over to me i closed the space in between us.
It felt more like three hours rather than three minutes. As soon as it was over i ran to the kitchen and washed out my mouth. NASTY NASTY NASTY. I repeated in my head, as i returned back to the living room. It was my turn and i knew just who to pick. "Emmet truth or dare?" " Im not a chicken, DARE," he said puffing out his chest. I was laughing in the inside.
" I dare you to go to Newtons house and sing Smell Yo Dick by Riskay!" Everyone but Emmet started to laugh he looked terrified. "Oh yeah and you have to wear Esme's bra and panties, or whatever she wears," I said laughing. Jasper had to force him to go into Esme and Carlise's room
Emmet P.O.V
After Jasper had to force me in their room, I went to the closet. I grabbed a random bra and looked for panties. OMC she wears Thongs. I looked at her bra again , but this time i realized word writen on it. It said Carlise's bitch. I think I threw up. I stripped and put them on. I headed down stairs embarassed. " Omg Emmet, thats what you found," Alice said laughing.
We got to Newtons house and they hid, will I went to the front of the house. I knocked on the door. As soon as he answered the door i started to sing in a high pitch girly voice.
Why you comin home
five in tha mone
Somethings going on
can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool
cuz that ain't coool
So watcha goin to do
is let me smell yo di...
"GET AWAY HOMO!" (I don't have nothing against homosexuals) He screamed at me and shut the door in my face. Everybody came out and started laughing. I -with out thing- ripped off the thongs and bra. " Omc cover up Emmet!"
Edward P.O.V
We were heading back to the house when we saw Emmet walking outside nude. Everybody else was laughing at him, even me. I walked over to them, and heard something that I DID NOT want to hear. "I can't believe you had to kiss jasper!" Emmet said laughing . "ugh look at you, your naked!" She said laughing. " And besides I didn't want to, you dared me!" I felt relief wash over me. I was going to kill Emmet. I went up behind bella and hugged her " Missed me?"