A Homestuck fan fiction

John/Dave, some Gamzee/Karkat

Humanstuck! College AU

"Daaaaaaaaaave!" the ebony haired boy called as he walked through the door of his dorm. "Where are you?"

Getting no reply, he sighed and sat down. It was late. Jhe fell asleep.

No sooner had he done so, a blonde haired 'hipster' walked into the room. As always, he was wearing a pair of dark, 'ironically cool' shades.

== BE THE BOY WITH THE SHADES

Dave, the boy with shades, sighed looking down at the now sleeping ebony haired boy, John. The boy who Dave had a crush on since before he could remember. He'd known John for years. He was the boy that was strictly 'no homo'.

As you may guess, this made things difficult for Dave. Who ever thought it was a good idea to fall for a straight guy. He sighed again. He would never have a chance with John and he knew it. Dave walked over to a sliding cupboard and produced a blanket. He threw the blanket over John and tucked him in. Slowly, he bent down and kissed the boy gently on the head.

"Good night, John," he whispered softly.

== BE THE SLEEPING BOY

Well, the sleeping boy that is now awake.

John yawned and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. As he sat up, a blanket fell to the ground. Hmm, he thought. I wonder where this came from. He frowned. Probably Dave.

Dave was sweet, always looking out for John. That was what best bro's were for right? A best bro. That's all John saw in Dave. After all, no homo.

== BE THE BEST BRO

/turntechGodhead began pestering gallowsCalibrator at 10:07/

TG: Rezi. Can we talk?

GC: 0F C0URS3 C00L K1D

GC: 4B0UT WH4T?

TG: About John.

TG: What else do I talk about?

GC: TRU3

GC: S0 Y0U 4R3 ST1LL P1N1NG 4FT3R H1M TH3N?

TG: Yes, Terezi.

TG: Obviously. Why else?

TG: Because he suddenly sprouted wings and became a dragon smuppet?

TG: No.

GC: W0W C00L K1D

GC: C4LM D0WN.

GC: 1 G3T 1T. Y0U ST1LL L1K3 H1M

TG: Aaaaah, finnaly Rez.

TG: I don't know what to do

TG: It's so long since I realised I was crushing on my best bro

TG: He's so…

TG: Amazing.

TG: Perfect.

GC: W0W L00K 4T TH1S C00L K1D

GC: Y0U'R3 T4LK1NG FR0M TH3 H34RT

TG: Shut up, Terezi.

TG: Egbert's the only one who can do this to me

TG: You know that.

GC: 1 D0

TG: Then what do I do?

GC: T4LK T0 H1M

/gallowsCalibrator ceased pestering turntechGodhead at 10:31/

Dave sat staring at the screen. Talk to him? How could he?