/rXeaKP3wYog - LISTEN AS YOU READ ALONG!
[There are a few opening sounds, like doves cooing. Lilli, a small, frail girl, sleeps in her bed. a small snoring sound is heard]
Lilli: [voiceover] Ja.. Vhat a nice vhay to begin zhis little scene. [sighs] So if you haven't already guessed, zhat little frauline is me. Und my name is Lilli. I'm not too much of an impressive zhing at all.. At least zhat's vhat I zhink. If you ask meine Vatter und Mutter, zhey say I'm pretty great.
[a flutter of wings as Archimedes mysteriously pushes the door open, then makes a nest out of Lilli's straight, black hair.]
Lilli: [she stirs awake, a few tired groans as Archimedes pulls at her hair with his talons. She lets out a tired moan.] …A-Archimedes..?
Medic: [annoyed] Archimedes, leave your sister alone! She sleeps much longer zhan you do. Ve have discussed this, you pesky Dove..
Lilli: [voiceover] ZHAT… is meine Vater. He's not exactly zhe typical vone, but he tries. Betveen his lab vork und his time at home, he's also zhe most
mentally unstable man I have ever seen hold a bone saw. Sometimes I vonder just how many people he's killed vizh it.
Medic: [he smiles as Archimedes flies over to him and sits perched on his shoulder] Ahh, Guten Morgan, Lilli! Did you sleep vell?
Lilli: ja [yawn] i vast until Archimedes came along. I vas having un good dream
[Before she speaks about it, a horn blares over the PA system before Soldier is heard]
Soldier: ATTENTION ALL MAGGOTS! YOU ARE TO ATTEND BREAKFAST DETAIL! THE DETAIL TODAY IS MY PANCAKES IN YOUR FACE HOLES! IT IS 0800 HOURS ALREADY SO MO-OVE IT!
[The horn blares again before the PA cuts out]
Lilli: [Yawns again] Sometimes I vish he veren't so loud... Alzhough, breakfast sounds nice right now... [stands up, letting out a groan as she stretches upward]
Nurse: [comes up behind Medic and nips his ear] Mmhn~.
Medic: Oh ho ho ho~. Hallo~. Zhere you are too, meine liebchen.. [Gives her a kiss]
Lilli: [voiceover] Zhat is meine Mutter. She und Vater vork together in zhe medbay. Zhey have since zhey first met, und it seems zhat zhe love zhey share never burns out.
Nurse: [giggles, murre a bit] Good morning. You snuck out of bed this morning. I didn't realize you'd gotten up.
Medic: i had some vork to do. So, shall ve get to breakfast before zhe yankee stomps in here?
Lilli: [giggles] Ja. Sounds vunderbaar~ .
[Medic takes Nurse and Lilli to the mess hall/dining area, everyone is present; Demoman is drinking a bottle of scrumpy, Sniper and Spy are getting coffee as Soldier makes his last batch of pancakes or flapjacks, Engineer is tinkering]
Lilli: [voiceover] Ja. Meine family is very odd. Vell, zhat is, if you include meine extended family. Meine Vater zhought it vas a good idea to raise his daughter in a var zone… I did say he vas mentally unstable, right?
[Scout slides up to Lilli]
Scout: Heh-heh-hello sweetheart, how you doing this fine morning?
Lilli: [voiceover] Zhe first, und most obnoxious member of zhis family is zhe Scout. He's had a zhing for me since I turned sixteen. He is only five years older zhan me, but zhat never stopped zhe Dummkopf before… Even zhough meine Vater has threatened many times to remove his Achilles tendons… und his Johnson...
Heavy: [walks up behind Lilli] Tiny man leave Lilli alone. She not need soda breath in morning
Lilli: [voiceover] Luckily, I have Misha to protect me vhen Vater is not around.
Lilli: [smiles and pats heavy on the arm] It is okay, Misha. [Looks at scout] I am doing fine, Herr "Snout." Und yourself?
Scout: Uh, it's SCOUT, sweetheart. And so ya gotta ask? i'm doing fan-freakin-tastic, as always, good-looking'. So, uh, I was thinking we could do something together just, ya know, me and you? And uh.. lose the giant guard dog here.
Heavy: Scout talk too much, should learn to be nicer to "guard dog…" [catches his own fist]
Lilli: [Giggles a bit] Danke for zhe offer, Herr "Snout", but I have ozher zhings to do tonight. Zhat und I don't really see a date going vell vith you, to be honest.
Scout: Date? Who said date? I didn't say date. Did I say date? I don't think I said date.
Heavy: But imply one you did… [walks to table and has seat]
Lilli: [Sits at table in between her father and Heavy] So vhat exactly is for breakfast today?
Soldier: PANCAKES! [slams down a tray full of pancakes onto the table before you] Lots of them!
Lilli: Jane, vone of zhe most obnoxious Yankees I have had zhe unusual pleasure of meeting. Despite having zhe IQ of ein shovel, he is very protective of me und zhe rest of zhe team.
Medic: [small pause] ..Somevone pass zhe syrup, bitte.
Heavy: This big breakfast. Even for Heavy family it's… big…
Soldier: Because these are american pancakes, made in america by an american with american products! Except the syrup. It's canadian.
[The pancakes are the size of dinner plates]
Nurse: Oh my.. They are... Quite big...
Lilli: [takes a half of one, being the light eater she is] Ja. I don't believe zhe size!
Scout: This thing is big as a frisbee! It's HUMONGOUS!
Spy: Of course the loud one would make such an over-abundant display…
Lilli: [voiceover] Zhat is she Spy. He's a dick. Zhat's all he ever vanted to be too. Ve here have learned not to expect compliments or praise for him.
Engineer: [unimpressed] Eh, I've seen bigger…
Lilli: [voiceover] Uncle Dell on zhe ozher hand, is very nice und has a lot of stories.
Lilli: [takes a bite, with her mouth full] Vhat do you mean bigger?
Medic: Lilli, meine kleine Blume, how many times must I ask you to chew your food before you speak?
Lilli: [gulps down her bite]… Es tut mir leid, Vater…
Engineer: Well… Darlin, Soldier's pancakes are only a few inches smaller then what my granny used to make, and it'd take the whole family to take down a whole stack of 'em!
Demoman: [takes 3 pancakes and pours a bit of his beverage on them] This is my kind of syrup tho, goes great with everything!
Lilli: [voiceover] Zhat is zhe Demoman. Zhere isn't much to say about him, ozher zhan he is almost alvays drunk.
Medic: [sniffs] Ugh, meine GOTT, you stink like a tavern's Sheiße Haus … Can't you for vonce come to breakfast vizhout being on a hangover?
Demoman: [a bit angrily] Aye, this be MY breakfast, ya Germ!
Lilli: [chuckles] Vell, I suppose it is his stack of pancakes, so ve can't yell at him too much. *Looks around, sees there is an empty seat at the table*...Vhy do ve have zhat seat? It is alvays empty...
Scout: [chewing] Oh, that's Pyro's chair i think
Pyro: [mumbles "hey, i'm right here"]
Scout: Oh… [gulps down food] Then who's chair is it?
Sniper: [leaving the dining area] Mine. I don't need it. I'm off
Spy: [rather unimpressed] Workaholic. I thought that was the cyclops' job.
Demoman: Aye, mate! Them's fightin' words!
Spy: Save your energy. I'm sure you need it to stand on your own two drunken feet…
Lilli: I don't.. zhink I've seen him around too much zho. I know he vorks here, but I never see him.
Spy: Yes. Not being seen is supposed to be my job. It seems the bushman is out to take my job.
Scout: [slides into Lilli's side, shoving Medic away]
Medic: H-HEY!
Scout: Forget about grouchy. He ain't been around much lately. Been busy hiding under rocks and in bushes shooting morons for green. He ain't nothin' important. Not like THIS beautiful beast! [macho man poses and grunts as he makes the poses] Are you SEEIN' THIS?!
Medic: SCOUT! GET AVAY FROM MEIN DAUGHTER! Or you vill be having un intimate DATE vizh mein BONESAW!
Lilli: [Nervously] Heh.. I uh.. still vould like to know who he is. I am supposed to know all of you, especially if I find Mein talent. You never know vhat it could be.
Soldier: That is the lamest Australian but the best sniper we have… uh… Sniper! Yeah that's it!
Medic: Normally he is antisocial, so don't feel bad if he is distant.
Nurse: Yeah. He and Spy were fairly antisocial when you were born.
Spy: I would rather not associate myself with a baby. If I get attached toit, my professionalism is ruined.
Heavy: [OM NOM NOM NOM 5 PANCAKES] Is not important now. Eat up. Learn about Sniper later.
Lilli: Jawhol... [nudges at scout] Could a lady have some space, bitte?
Scout: Huh? Oh, sure.
Pyro: [mumbles about wanting syrup]
Soldier: Plenty to go around. I made a lot of them and teleported the bad ones!
[moment of silence]
Soldier: … Is that a bad thing?
[a weird snarl is heard elsewhere in the base]
Lilli: Uh, Ja... zhat could be ein problem later... [finishes off her half of the pancake]
Medic: Ve vill go take care of zhat. Stay here, und lay low. [kisses Lilli and leaves with everyone]
Nurse: [sighs] I suppose I should go help your Father.. He may need a hand. [kisses Lilli on the forehead] Do as your Father says and lay low. [she leaves after them]
Spy: [sticks around] I do not feel like indulging the weird things that happen here… [a bit of a scowl] like you. Why your father thought it was a great idea to raise you here is beyond me. We weren't even expecting you to crawl around here into our ways, you know.
Lilli: I have come to accept it as meine home. Granted I've had certain... frustrations, such as zhe lack of people my age... vell except Scout, but he doesn't count.
Spy: Agreed. He has the mental age of a small child and the ego of a bratty teenager. How you've not wanted to kill everyone here should be awarded for unreal patience really.
Lilli: Speaking of patience... [puts plate in the sink and washes her hands] I zhink I have vaited long enough. I'm going to go see zhat vone.. uh.. Sniper, I guess.
Spy: [sly chuckle] Hope you enjoy awkward silences. Oh, and try to avoid his um… collection of jars
Lilli: Vhy? Vhat's in zh-?
Spy: [direly] Just trust me on that.
Lilli: [Cocks eyebrow]… Noted.. Danke Shone, Herr Spy. [walks down the hallway, passing by the many marked rooms including hers in the med bay.] [Voiceover] My interest for zhis mysterious man vas indeed piqued, und I had to know more. Vhat vas he like? Vhat did he do? Zhat curiosity vas vhat led me to his room door. [She eventually comes across one that is partially open, and she nervously taps on it]
[the door opens to sniper cleaning his rifle. the room is very sparse with only a small half bath, bed, closet and a crate of jars full of piss]
Lilli: [voiceover] He vas... scary to say zhe least. He sat there, just cleaning his rifle, a large knife on his hip. He had a look in his dark eyes zhat screamed danger, but for some reason zhey just made me freeze in place. [she stands there in the doorway, suddenly overcome with nervousness]
Sniper: [looks at her] …Need something?
Lilli: U-uh.. I.. [slowly raises hand] Hallo...
Sniper: [confused]… G'day… [sudden epiphany] Oi… Wait… You sound familiar.
Lilli: [Blushes] Vas? I do?
Sniper: Yeah… Oh yeah! You're the doc's girl, aintcha? Quite the young lady you've come up to be! Hard to believe you used to be that little ankle biter that ran around here in only her diaper! [chuckles]
Lilli: [Blushes] Danke shöne.. But "Doc" is a new vone. Normally I hear meine Vater called "Doctor" "Medic" und "Cupcake" but... never "Doc".
Sniper: Really? I thought Scout called him that plenty of times…
Lilli: I guess I just do not pay attention zhat vell…
Sniper: Hmm. Guess so, sheila. [he continues to clean his gun]
Lilli: So... [steps in slightly] Zhis is.. your room? [Eyes the jars, shudders] …Quite small, ja?
Sniper: Maybe. I only sleep here while I'm actually here. Normally I bunk in my van. Much comfier than the piece of shit beds Mann Co. gives us to sleep on.
Lilli: Oh. So zhats who zhat belongs to. I have been vondering... [she closes the door behind her and sits in a nearby chair] So, Spy tells me you are a vorkaholic..?
Sniper: i prefer the term "professional". I work just as much as I need too.. [Little gravely, with a smirk on his face] Just happens a lot of people want other people dead. [chuckles lowly]
Lilli Ahh. Cruel vorld it is... So you are an assassin zhen?
Sniper: [rolls eyes and chuckles again] And what gave THAT away, sheila? My rifle or the kukri strapped to me hip?
Lilli: [nervously] Sorry… I vas just clarifying.
Sniper: It's alright. Well… [assembles gun and stands] I got work to do. Make sure the raving American doesn't kill us all with pancakes or bread monsters.
Lilli: Vait... can I come vith you? It is so boring here, to be honest. I vant somezhing to do today.
Sniper: Well, that's not much better than what I do: sitting and waiting usually for my target then blowin their brains all over the place… Like a little pink cloud.
Lilli: [Shivers a bit and whispers to herself] Und zhen zhere is.. blood…~… [composes herself] I-I mean.. I vant to come along anyhow. Having somevone to talk to is alvays nice.
Sniper: Hmm… Alright, I suppose you can tag along if you like. Just make sure you don't screw up my shot, young lady. [walks out and heads to his van]
Lilli: [heads out, getting into the passenger side of the van] So... do you have a name? Or do you just prefer to be called Herr Sniper?
Sniper: Professionally, I prefer the Sniper… but, me mum birthed me Mundee.
Lilli: Alright. I vill keep zhat in mind, but I vill call you Herr Sniper.
Sniper: Thanks sheila… [drives van down road, monster pancake in rear view mirror] …so what was your name again? Milly?
Lilli: [giggles] Lilli. You vere close. [staring in the mirror at the pancake]
Sniper: Heh. Shows how often i've been around then, eh?
Lilli: Vell, it is like meine Vater said, you vere all zhere, you all held me, but few of you actually decided to stay in meine life. It is understandable, zho.
Sniper: Really, now? How do ya figure that?
Lilli: You are just all busy all zhe time. Vizh vhat, I don't ask.
Sniper: [chuckles] First person to recognize that, a lil sheila raised by a bunch of murder happy psychos.
Lilli: [Giggles again] It has become a home to me. Zhat is just zhe norm.
Sniper: That's SOME kind of normal…
Lilli: I've never known any ozher vay. Like you said, I vas raised by a bunch of murder happy psychos.
Sniper: Suppose you got a point there… [parks van outside a tall building] Well heres where I need to wait for the bloke.
Lilli: [gets out] Here? Pretty open for an assassination.
Sniper: It's the only place this bugger will be. Luckily for me i still got a vantage point to blow his gourd open, [walks into building with rifle in a case]
Lilli: So.. vhere vill ve vait?
Sniper: Second floor from top, far right. It's already prepped for me just needs a rifle and some patience.
Lilli: Alright.
[the sniper escorts Lilli up to the floor mentioned and into the room, it's an office building and the floor specifically various empty offices, the room being one of them as he moves a table into place and sets up his rifle to fire into the street]
Sniper: Now, we wait.
Lilli: [leans against the desk with him] Von't somevone see you?
Sniper: Nah. These are mirrored windows and only a small bit is cut out to let my rifle barrel thru. [points out the small hole]
Lilli: Ohh.. nice. [Looks out the window] Ve are.. pretty close to the street zho.
Sniper: Honestly this is better suited for Demo, but that drunk fool would do more damage than the client wants. He wants clean, quick, and efficient.
Lilli: Ja. I'm just thinking about seeing all of zhe… [she shivers] blood…
Sniper: Are you squeamish? That's surprising, your ol man is covered in blood most of the time.. Not sure how much is his, but it's always a good amount.
Lilli: N-Nein it is.. [she squirms a bit, her skirt rising and freeing a bit of her bottom] A bit more zhan zhat..
Sniper: [focuses more on aiming his rifle] Yeah? how's that, sheila?
Lilli: Uhh.. vell... I-It's silly. Vater calls it.. uh.. Autovampirism.
Sniper: Never heard of it. Some sort of new pastime for you young people?
Lilli: It's vhen you get... vell... urges... from zhe sight und zhe taste of blood.. [she shivers again.]
Sniper: Interesting… Well, I think that out of the group I get the least bloody. I tend to be very clean with my work.
Lilli: Ja... Vater is alvays covered in blood... Sometimes meine Mutter is as vell. It drives me crazy.. [She draws in a tiny breathe and Murrs] Sometimes I just vant to lick zhe clozhes Vater leaves around, just to find vhich taste is his..
Sniper: [snickers] Well, think i see the bloke now. Care to watch? [looks thru scope and takes aim]
Lilli: [Eagerly Scoots forward, watching through the window as her skirt uncovers the rest of her panty-covered bottom]
[silence fills the office as Sniper locks onto his target and fires, the head of the target is blown off in a meaty explosion]
Lilli: [voiceover] The blood vas plentiful... but meine hunger vas not satisfied...
Sniper: Crikey, that one popped like a bloody balloon. Didn't expect that.
Lilli: [her knees buckle and she holds onto the desk as a moan escapes past her lips] J-ja..~~
Sniper: [stands up straight and puts the rifle down] Shoulda brought a weaker rifle, or a smaller bullet.. [he looks at Lilli and cocks an eyebrow] Say, are you alright sheila?"
Lilli [grips the table, shivering, her knees buckled inward] I-I… I'll be okay… [Sniper is able to see her panties and the soaked spot quite clearly]
Sniper: [takes notice and looks away our of respect] Ah, um… ahem, well… we should leave soon, when ya feel ready.
Lilli: [sits there, bent over the table, shivering and letting out tiny pants] I-I'm.. s-Sorry..
Sniper: [glances her over again and looks away] No, not at all, take your time if you need to catch your breath.
[Lilli's feet touch the floor, raising her ass up further and allowing her skirt to pull up more, showing all of her panty-covered behind. Sniper gets some rather perverted images in his mind and imagines her making cute little sounds as he basically mind-rapes her]
Sniper: [little nervously] Oh.. bloody hell… [gulps and breathes heavy, stepping closer and putting a hand on her back] How ya feelin?
Lilli: [Jerks a bit in surprise at his hand on her back] H-hot and bozhered…
Sniper: Is that right? You might need some professional help then. [he rubs her back affectionately]
Lilli: [Blushes, says nothing for a few seconds before tensing] H-help? Vhat do you mean, help?
Sniper: [Softly] I can show you what I mean… But I need you to trust me, sheila.
Lilli: [small pause]… Vater said to trust meine caretakers… So I vill trust you..
Sniper: Good. It'd be impolite of me to let a needy young sheila go wanting… [he gropes her ass firmly, stepping closer]
[Lilli takes in a sharp breath and moans a bit]
Sniper: [to himself] Been a while since I got a gorgeous little sheila in my paws… [leans over Lilli] This should make ya feel much better in a moment. Don't worry, you'll be able to think clearly soon enough.
Lilli: [blushes and lets out a tiny whimper] Zhis.. is wrong.. Ahh..
Sniper: You want it to stop? [slowly takes his hand away]
Lilli: [Hesitates for a moment, then pushes her rump back into his palms] Nein…
Sniper: [chuckles again] Aces.. [ his hand is more aggressive this time, taking down Lilly's panties and groping her bare bottom] Can't help you with these in the way.
Lilli: [gasps and arches her back, letting out the tiniest of moans]
Sniper: [teases her womanhood with his fingers. It's rather wet, and slightly audible] The little Daddy's girl still has her innocence, eh? Would have thought by now you'd be more… explorative.
Lilli: Vater doesn't like it. [moans and shivers at his touch]
Sniper: [a bit annoyed] You really are a Daddy's girl, aren't you? [he chuckles lowly]… We should fix that, sheila.
[Lilli hears Sniper unzip his fly and remove the fabric]
Lilli: [worried] Vas is das..?
Sniper: I'll be honest with you sheila, I'm a bit turned on… But I think, considering your condition… We can work something out… [he presses his hips forward and rubs his bulging boxers against her bare rear]
Lilli: [feels it and gasps] Zhat… feels new~.
Sniper: [smugly] Does it? Bet Daddy never showed you this, huh~? [he lets out a small rather aroused sigh]
Lilli: [her nails scratch the desk a bit, and it squeaks] N-Nein… C-Can you show me more? Bitte…
Sniper: Always happy to oblige a sheila in her wants~. [he slides his boxers off]
Lilli: [feels something rather warm and stiff rub in between her buttocks] A-Ah… Mein Gott~..
Sniper: Feel that? That's what you do to blokes like me… You just don't pay attention~. Anything else you want before we continue, sheila?
Lilli: C-Could you flip me on top of zhe desk?
Sniper: [smirks] Wanna look at the handsome rogue who's poppin' ya? Can't blame ya. [he grunts as he gently flips her over, then he chuckles] I wanna stare at the beaut I'm poppin' too. [he begins rubbing against her]
Lilli: [moans, but still sounds worried] B-but I'm… So small…
Sniper: [moans a bit] Don't worry, sheila. I'll be gentle. I promise… Are you ready?
Lilli: [she pauses for a moment]… J-ja.
Sniper: [grunts as he gets into a comfortable position, holding her close, one hand on her hip and the other on the small of her back] Now, this first part's gonna hurt… [he says in a low, sensual growl] Hang on tight, sheila~.
Lilli: [voiceover] Und in zhat moment...
Lilli: [yelps as her most precious innocence is finally taken from her]
Lilli:... I vas deflowered.