Title: Twisted!

Summary: Karasuno is a terrorist gang well-known across the world for their horrendous games hosted online. While they looked like normal people, their name implies something else. Perhaps that was why crows are omnivores. They are both herbivorous and carnivorous.

A/N: Yah. This is DARK! Karasuno minna-san XD. Everyone is paired with one another. AsaNoya, KageHina, DaiSuga, Tsukiyama… and the list goes on~!

Warnings: This will become graphical and same with the rest of the chapters. It will also be AU! wherein they are in college. Please bear with me if you ever see anything that is off… that and slight OOCness (not so sure about that though…O

Disclaimer: I only own this story—that and I'm guessing there is a reason why this is called a fanfiction.

Enjoy.

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Chapter 01

(Failed) Recruitment

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"KA-GE-YA-MAAA!" Hinata shouted at the top his lungs as he tackled the poor taller guy.

Kageyama fell down full force as he felt Hinata's weight push against him. He had his hands wrapped around Hinata's waist, probably to defend the little guy from the harsh ground. Kageyama groaned in pain then glared at the bouncy as fuck Hinata, "What are you trying to pull, dumbass?" He growled as he sat up, heaving along Hinata in the process.

Hinata looked back at Kageyama then grinned, "Daichi said it's our turn for the video!" He beamed, albeit darkly. He snaked his hands around Kageyama's neck then—

"Don't you dare start with me, you little fucker." Kageyama then said.

Hinata awkwardly chuckled as he threw away the needles well-hidden in his hands. He shrugged then just kissed Kageyama on the cheek, "You're so boring sometimes…"

Kageyama returned the kiss with a hot and passionate on, "You're just too energetic, that's it."

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"Cameras are all set up. What are those idiots doing?" Tsukishima said as he finished the final tuning of the video cameras. He removed his headphones as he glanced up the wall clock. Those two should be back with a decent excuse because if not… Tsukishima just sighed in dismay as he typed away.

Yamaguchi approached Tsukishima. He had a cup of mocha for Tsukishima, "I'm pretty sure they're in the middle of doing it."

Tsukishima grabbed the cup then uttered a word of gratitude. He had to do a double take at the design made by the cream though. It was a Rhinoceros Rex. Tsukishima chuckled then took a sip. He then looked back at the video output, "Dogs." He sarcastically commented.

Yamaguchi just giggled at the sarcastic remark, "Nice." He said.

Moments later, Daichi and Sugawara had appeared. Daichi looked stressed while Sugawara was doing his best to lighten Daichi's mood. His eyes manage to land on Tsukishima and Yamaguchi, "How's the progress?" He asked.

Tsukishima just turned to monitor to Sugawara's direction, "As you can see…"

Sugawara just nodded on his head in confirmation. He then turned to Daichi, "They haven't started…"

Daichi massaged his aching temples, "Yamaguchi, you go instead…" He said, sighing for the umpteenth time.

Yamaguchi instantly tensed then frantically waved his hands to decline the offer, "I can't! I don't have any materials ready!" He reasoned, much to Daichi's dismay.

"We need someone there for the next game…" Sugawara said in Daichi's place. He gave Daichi a sympathetic smile as he saw the negative aura surrounding the tanned man, "Perhaps I should go..?" He suggested.

Daichi brushed off the idea, "No." He said with a tone of finality. He scratched his head as he watched the empty video output.

"Goddamn it, Hinata! Were late and it's all because of you!"

"How's that my fault! You're the one who asked for more!"

"Says the guy who kept moaning out my name!"

"GAH! SHUT UP!"

The video then showed the bickering couple. Kageyama kept shouting blames to Hinata while Hinata was defending his own side of the story.

Tsukishima just looked at the monitor, mischief lingering in his features. This was something they always see but today is something different. Today is the day that he might get beautiful blackmail from that idiotic couple. Just as he was about to press 'enter', he suddenly felt a chill run down his spine. He slowly looked behind and saw a pissed-off Daichi. He slowly backed away from the monitor and let Daichi take over as he grabbed the microphone.

"Kageyama. Hinata." Daichi darkly muttered.

Just hearing that was more than enough for the two to freeze on their tracks.

"Just do your job."

The voice mellowed but that didn't mean that they were off the hook. The idiotic duo just frantically nodded in comprehension of Daichi's words.

Daichi nodded back at Tsukishima who slowly went back to his place in front of the monitor. He leaned for the microphone then pressed the red button, "Whenever you're ready… idiots."

Sugawara just had to face palm at the action. Was that even necessary?

Kageyama just flicked up his middle finger in front of the camera while Hinata tried to act like a badass character—ultimately failing because he only looked like a grade-schooler who was trying to pick a fight.

While the two were getting ready, Tsukishima readied the equipments and applications for voice alteration. Yamaguchi later joined by his side and pointed out some of his opinions in regards with the voice editing.

Kageyama and Hinata both wore prison attire; striped black and white. Kageyama wore a mask similar to a fox mask. Hinata wore a mask similar to a deranged joker. The taller of the two grabbed a cart full of surgical materials.

Zooming out, they were in a white room. An operating room of a dentist to be exact. Hinata jumped around like a jolly elementary brat who was going to his first fieldtrip. He just jumped then stopped for a while as he headed for one of the closets. He climbed the counter then reached for something above the highest closet.

He revealed a chainsaw and an axe. Kageyama gave Hinata a thumbs up to which he returned with another thumbs up.

Kageyama looked at the camera then nodded, signaling the start of recording.

Hinata ran towards the camera then frantically waved in front of it, "GOOD MORING EVERYONE!" He said. Though in the video, his voice was already spiked up to different tones. Hinata backed away from the camera, now enabling a half-body shot, "It's 1:00 in the morning! How many are awake during this time?" He asked to no one in particular. He tilted his head, "One… two… Oh. More than two thousand are watching?!" He said in utter surprise. He finally ran to Kageyama's side, "We have a guest today! His name is King but don't ask why!"

Kageyama brushed off Hinata's words, "I already told you that my name is Pinpoint!" He shouted at the shorter guy. He huffed then took his turn on the camera, "Let's set that aside. Today we have a new game for everyone." He went to the door then retrieved an unconscious person.

Hinata mimicked the actions of a surprised person who wasn't really that surprised, "Who might be that person, Mr. Pinpoint?"

"You have to be patient if you want to know." He said as he positioned the unconscious person in the middle, "The new game is called: Don't FORGET!" He said in a monotonous voice. Hinata threw streamers to add some good sparks but failed because Kageyama failed to be energetic with his announcement of the game.

"Now for those people who cherish their lives, please do us a favor and sign out of the video stream!" Hinata kindly asked. He tilted his head slightly to the side after a few seconds, "Hmm… no one signed off."

"That's because they don't give a damn, dumbass."

"You hurt me."

Behind the scenes, Tsukishima was already ordering Yamaguchi go to his own online server to get a hold of every viewer's IP address.

"Now. For our previous viewers, we all know that you know our rules." Hinata started as he brandished the nearest deadly weapon. In this case, a chainsaw, "One…" Hinata showed one finger then ran infront of the camera to emphasize the number, "No one is to sign out once we officially start. TWO! No one is allowed to speak of this incident unless otherwise we tell you to do so. THREE! Respect the rules of the games that our dear guest, Mr. Pinpoint will explain!"

"Shut up you little fucker." Kageyama darkly muttered. He was in the middle of correctly positioning the person. He was damn heavy as hell. Kageyama let out a short string of curses as he finally got to position the person at the best angle, "And now for the rules…" He threw up streamers then lazily said, "Yaaay…" He went infront of the camera then angled it so that only the mask was in view, "Rule one. Now that I am stating the rules, no one is allowed to sign out for this is the official start otherwise you die. Rule two: 'Don't forget' requires everyone to answer. You will see that an answer box will pop right under your screens. If you answer wrong, you die. Rule three: If you ever identify the unconscious person, type it out and you will be given the option to sing out. If you type wrong, you die. Rule four: Everyone is required to remember everything for it will also reflect on the next episodes. Forget, and you die. Rule five: No one is allowed to get help. Don't forget. Lastly, last one standing gets a rare opportunity."

Kageyama repositioned the camera back in place then thwacked Hinata on his forehead, "Real mature!"

"No one cares, idiot."

Hinata wanted to stick out his tongue but the mask was stopping him from doing it. It was also stopping him from doing a glare which was totally unfair because those were the only weapons he had against Kageyama. He then headed beside the unconscious person. He took a brief peek then gasped, "How did you even catch him?!"

"Chloroform…" Kageyama dumbly answered as he wore surgical gloves, "Tell me, Shrimpy…" Kageyama started, "What do you think is the strongest part of our body?"

"I say it's the feet!" Hinata instantly answered.

Yamaguchi turned his head to Tsukishima and the others, "More than a half died from the question!" He said.

Tsukishima let out a whistle of amusement while Sugawara and Daichi looked at the screen like some proud parents of Hinata and Kageyama.

"Wrong." Kageyama said as he sliced off the unconscious man's skin then the muscles. He kept peeling it off until it exposed the man's bones, "Don't forget. The strongest part of our body is the mandible." He threw away the peeled off skin, staining the pure white floor white crimson red blood.

He didn't fail to notice the way Hinata's eyes followed the piece of skin thrown across. How more if he dove deeper into this man's body? How will Hinata react to the blood and fresh body parts?

Kageyama continued, "Don't forget that body part, alright?" He said as he started to slice off the skin along the nasal area, "Next question…" He said as he ripped off the nose. The viewers backstage had to cringe at the forceful tug. Kageyama looked at the severed skin of the nose then disposed of it, staining the white floor with more contrasting crimson blood, "The nose is affiliated with another special sense… and that is?"

Yamaguchi then announced, "Around fifty-plus died… and still counting."

Kageyama waited for Hinata to answer before moving on. He saw the distressed look on Hinata—even though it was well hidden by the joker mask. Kageyama added a hint, "That special sense is something in relation with the tongue."

"SENSE OF TASTE!" Hinata proudly answered.

"How did you figure that out?" Kageyama sarcastically commented.

Hinata just gave out a peace sign in proclamation of his correct answer. Hinata then took a turn as he grabbed the axe.

Kageyama caught sight of Hinata's action, "DON'T YOU DA—"

Hinata split the man into two. Blood spewed everywhere, staining the whole room with overflowing blood. The man, who died just now, had all his innards gush down just as gravity commanded. The intestines plopped on the ground, splashing blood in the process. Both of them were covered with the man's blood. Kageyama was scowling. Hinata just knew it. He dropped the axe in a heartbeat then slowly backed away.

Yamaguchi then announced, "Nearly half of our remaining viewers died at the graphical actions!" He shouted through the mic, "We can't recruit anyone if you scare them right of the bat!"

"MY BAD!" Hinata shouted.

"YOU SHOULD BE!" Kageyama grumpily said, kicking Hinata just behind his knees, "I had a hard time capturing this pig and you go destroying all my hard work with your goddamn axe!"

"I was supposed to cut off the FINGERS LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO!"

"WHEN THE HELL DID THE FINGERS BECOME THE STOMACH, YOU LITTLE FUCKER?!"

"I could've done a good job if you didn't interfere!"

Kageyama then pushed his forehead against Hinata's. Both men growled at each other.

Sugawara had to sigh in an exasperated manner. There's no telling about these two. One moment they're the best of friends the next, they try to eat each other's head.

"I was wondering…" Tsukishima started, taking off his headphones, "Who did the king capture..?"

Daichi's stress suddenly came back.

"Did I say something wrong?"

"No. That's not it…" Sugawara said in Daichi's stead. He looked around then sighed ever so dejectedly. He ran a hand across his silver head, "We were supposed to return him if someone manages to guess who he is… but I guess that won't be happening since Hinata killed him off…" He turned his head to the video.

The two were still fighting though.

Hinata accidentally flailed his hands a little too much, tipping the upper body of the dead man. It fell like a lump of potatoes. Then it rolled across the room then revealed the face as it stopped exactly infront of the camera.

Yamaguchi and Tsukishima had to pause at the predicament.

Hinata just killed their dean.

TO BE CONTINUED

So I've had this plot in my head for a while so I gave it a go~ It's the start of my Christmas break already (almost, actually) Hahaha… hmmmm…

So the first chapter revealed that Hinata-boke killed the dean. I'm guessing that this is still hard to grasp since I am seeing so many holes. This is COLLEGE! AU so there'll be so many liberties of the characters XD.

Anyways… I'll explain things here then…

The karasuno group is already a deadly terrorist group but no one knows their age and everything whatsoever. You can tell by the disguises and alterations. They recruit through the net. The rest will be explained in the next chapter and (hopefully) it can clarify most of the things there—especially the ones where Yamaguchi says the viewers die. I promise it will be explained!

So…

Review?

Ciao~