Hello, everybody, and welcome to the sequel to 'A Ring of Wings', The Flock's Declassified Fiction Survival Guide (title subject to change… actually, let me know if you have a better idea because really I suck at titles…)! Although the category is technically a crossover between Maximum Ride and Harry Potter, there are a few other fandoms that will host our much-beloved Flock. You might be familiar with them, you might not – but don't panic! The Flock aren't familiar with any of these stories or plotlines, so they'll all be described in-depth, no previous experience necessary. Who knows, you may find yourself interested in one of them.
Some of these situations might seem a little awkward, but don't worry, there will be lots of wiggle room and the Flock members will be jumping around a bit.
Also, if you just really can't stand one of the crossovers, each new chapter will include the escapades of other Flock members as well, so if you really want to you can just skip over them.
And finally, for those of you who are just joining us, you may want to read the story that comes before this, A Ring of Wings, but you know, you don't have to.
Oh wait, I lied, one more thing. Review ;)
PROLOGUE
-ITEX
Tessorori looked down at the six children lying on the gurneys in front of him. He frowned and wordlessly moved over to the hulking machine that controlled their thoughts.
"So we have, like, two months to make this thing work for us or else we're fired and assassinated by monkeys," said Werner. "Any ideas?"
"I still think that Lord of the Rings idea was the geekiest idea ever, but I like the concept," Kidd said. "The problem was, they knew the outcome."
"Right, they'd seen that movie," Diesel agreed. "What if we picked something they didn't know? Or even came up with something ourselves?"
"It would take too long to come up with a new idea," said Tessorori.
"And how do we know what they've seen?" Jackson added.
"Ve don't have to," Ter Borcht turned to Kidd. "You have small monster spawn, do you not?"
"Kids? Yes, I have kids," Kidd nodded.
"Go to your house and pick some things zey like. It doesn't matter vat," Ter Borcht said. "Ve simply must vipe the avian's memories."
"I like the way you think," said Werner.
"I'll bring stuff tomorrow," Kidd nodded.
"Ve must also experiment vith the hierarchy," Ter Borcht continued. "Vhat vould Maximum Ride do vithout her Flock, and wice wersa."
"Yeah, we can split them up," Diesel said. "The leader and the second in command should both be alone – the followers could be split into two groups, for efficiency."
"What about Epsilon?" Tessorori blurted. He scrambled to cover up his concern for the boy. "And the dog."
"We can make them jump around," said Werner. "You know, freak the avians out a little."
"Mwuah! Perfecto!" Jackson grinned. "We will not die! We will live!"
She pounced on the neural transformer and began tapping in preliminary equations.