Creepy fortune.
Chapter 1: That girl is fucking CRAZY
Yet another rainy day. Yet another boring day with no clients to talk to or crime scenes to investigate. Trucy Wright was bored to death. 'I wonder what Apollo is doing…That practically SCREAMES for a visit!' she thought to herself. ' DAMN IT! It still rains. That SCREAMS for an Umbrella!'
1 Hour later. Trucy watched Apollo now for 20 minutes, 20 very strange minutes. "what are you doing?" Trucy asked Apollo. "I made myself a myspace page. For possible future clients, you know. Trucy laughed. "Doesn't really look like it. It looks like you're trying to find a new boyfriend and not a client. I think you should change your site a little bit." She suggested.
"you really think so? What's wrong about my page. It looks awesome!"Apollo said, ignoring what she said earlier.
"If you're of the rainbow-cuddling sort, than yes. It looks awesome. "Trucy said with a grin.
Apollo gave Trucy a really angry stare. Nobody get's away with saying he and his myspace page were gay. "Unlike you, I don't need dating sites. I can have every GIRL I want." Apollo was pretty sure of that fact. Trucy snapped. "Who said I need dating sites to meet a guy? Oh, really? ANY girl?" Trucy was definitely in a mood now. "Yes, ANY girl." Immediately something just popped in Trucy's head. "Want to bet on it?" she asked . Apollo stood up from his chair, placing his hands on his hips. "Sure."
"Ok. I pick a woman & you have to get to her. She has to say those three magic words: I love you. If you can prove it, you'll win our little bet. If not then you will have to buy me an iPhone. "Apollo raised an eyebrow. 'iPhone? Those stupid phones are totally expensive' he agreed anyway. "And if I win…you have to wear a Blue Badger costume for two days!" Apollo knew that she absolutely hated the blue badger. "We have a deal. I already picked someone out for you. You remember when we were going with dad to that loan company? Tender Lender? Yes? If yes, you'll also remember that girl, Viola. Viola Cadaverini! "Trucy could almost smell his shock.
"That girl is fucking CRAZY! And her grandfather is a mob boss!" Apollo tried to convince Trucy that it was a mistake to bet on something like this. "You're only afraid that you will lose your bet. And we both know that you will. Just say yes." Trucy had him now & she knew it all along how to get him say yes. "n-no I'm not afraid! I'll do it. Give me that phone over there on the table." Trucy did just as ordered. Apollo dialed the number of Tender Lender and look who's answering the call!
Viola: "Tender Lender Loan Company, Viola Cadaverini speaking, yes?"
Apollo: "My name is Apollo Justice and I wanted to talk to you Miss Cadaverini.
Viola: "State your business."
Apollo: "Phoenix Wright, my mentor just recently showed me your company & I got to meet you, remember?"
Viola: "Oh..yes, I remember. You're the one with that strange hair, aren't you? "
Apollo: " Yes..that's me. Anyway. I really thought you were beautiful."
Viola: "Thanks..he..."
Apollo: " No problem. I wanted to ask you on a date with me."
Viola: "He..he..he..I'd love to!"
Apollo: " Great. I'll meat you tomorrow at eightin front of Tender Lender. How does that sound to you?"
Viola: "Wonderful. See you then."
Viola hung up.
"OHMYGOSH! I wouldn't expect her to say yes." Trucy said with a smile.
"I don't think it's right what we're doing. Viola shouldn't have to go through this again." Apollo glanced upon the ground, he notices he should probably clean his apartment soon. "Oh. Come on. She will probably break up with you, before you even think about breaking up with her." Apollo was confused. "And why is that?" he asked her. "Polly, look at yourself. You're not really what anyone could call a 'real man'.'" Trucy said as if it was self explanatory.
"Lonely people are the easiest to fool." Apollo said to himself.