I don't own Naruto.
One day Kakuzu was bounty hunting when he ran into this man. This man was...odd. This man had purple hair. His eyes were neon orange. Kakuzu did not recognize this man, and so ignored him. Until this man spoke. In a whiny female voice. Similar to a banshee's. Owch.
"Hello old grasshopper. How are you this fine...uh...mORNing?"
"..."
"No. You are TOO a grasshopper. Almost. You just need another heart. The heart of a...anIMal. Of your choice of course. You just need 6 hearts."
"..." Yep, poor Kakuzu can't hear a thing. His ears are ringing too much.
"Yes, I realize you did NOT say anything. But, you know I speak the truth."
"What did you say? I couldn't hear it over your incessant screeching."
"HahaHA you're kind of funny ye old grasshopper without a heart. What do you think would happen if I told Konoha that your weakness was to flip you on your back with all your hearts in your body?"
"Absolutely nothing. I can flip myself over." 'Is this person crazy, or what?'
"Nope. Not crazy. Where's your partner person? I KINDA need to kill him. He offends my...our...my...THE god."
'It lies! It is too crazy. It might be onto something with that heart thing though.' "Hmph. He's not here."
"Okay thEN. Baibai."
"It was that easy? Hah, shoulda just pointed towards him."
"ReALLY? Where's he at?"
"Thatta way. Go ahead and kill him."
"'K thaNKS, bye again!"
"Off to kill [Insert random hated character here]. Ooh, they've got a high bounty."
And Kakuzu walks off humming money, money, money. And Hidan dies. No, really he does. Random guy with purple hair got heat stroke. Or, I think it was a guy. Who knows?
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Btw, the CAP was when it's voice got unbearably high.