Rigby rolled off his trampoline and him and Mordecai went down stairs for some cereal. While eating Benson came in, "Be sure to get to work once your finished." Rigby sighed loudly, "Can't you give us like five minutes before we get to work?" Mordecai looked over at the doorway, "Dude, Benson's already left. Let's just get the work done really quick so we can just have fun." Rigby looked a tad reluctant, "Actually Mordecai, I've got somewhere to be today. Tomorrow we can hang out definitely."

Mordecai was in a state of disbelief that Rigby had anywhere to be, but shrugged and continued eating.

Alvin woke up tired and grumpy. He did the usual thing in the morning and was off to his high school. Simon was saying something he couldn't understand while Theodore listened to him talking. They had to walk to school due to the closeness of it. At school Alvin's day was going poorly, from an argument with Brittany to detention, and even Saturday school. He just wanted the day to be over.

The alarm blared in Beast Boy's ear. His belt alarm sounded off even louder since it was next to his ear while he was sleeping. He jumped up in a shitty mood and put his tight purple outfit on. When he got to the living room, Robin was already at the console yelling, "Titans Tro-" Beast Boy cut him off, "Robin! We know what the alarm means, you don't have to tell us every fucking time a crime happens!"

Robin looked ready to retort before Cyborg said, "It's Red X! He's stealing more of 'that stuff that powers the suit.'

Beast Boy said 'Duty calls' and ran off with the rest of the team to stop him. Robin grumbled something incoherent and caught up with his team.

They made it to see Red X whistling walking away with the 'stuff that powers the suit.' Robin yelled 'Titans Go' and they all charged at him.

They were doing fine until Beast Boy tripped over a big rock, tumbling into Robin and Cyborg knocking them into oncoming traffic. Starfire and Raven had to stop what they were doing just to save them. Once out of harms way, Red X was nowhere in sight. He escaped. Robin was furious. "Beast Boy! When we get to the tower, I would like a word with you."

Beast boy sighed, it was going to be one of those days.

Rigby was being lazy and not doing his work while Mordecai bitched at him about needing help. Just as Mordecai was giving up Benson came driving up in his cart. "What are you slackers doing?! Get off your lazy asses and GET BACK TO WORK OR YOUR FIRED!"

Benson drove off in fury. The duo got back up and proceeded to raking leaves. Mordecai went on to talking about how he couldn't wait to see Margaret while Rigby did his best to tune him out, it wasn't working. "We finally kissed so I guess that means we're dating. Don't worry dude I'll try to make some time for us to hang out, but you know how I am about Margaret. Dude, are you even listening?" Rigby looked directly at him and thought of a thousand and one excuses to say how he was listening. In the end he only said, "No" Mordecai rolled his eyes, and proceeded to talking about the greatness of Margaret and the plans he had for them today.

Alvin shared his next class with Simon. Simon corrected Alvin on his grammar throughout class, told him to pull up his pants, told him to pay attention to what the teacher was saying, and made sly remarks about his low iq levels. Alvin loved his brother, but he was really starting to grind his gears. "Simon! I can take care of myself, shut up damn it!" The teacher cleared his throat. Alvin looked up at him with a guilty smile. "To the Principal's office, Alvin."

The smile faded and walked out the class with his bag. He wouldn't be back before the bell rang.

"You can never follow the simplest of instructions! You're the only one on the team who can trip over a pebble! You need more training so maybe next time the criminal might not get away! Tomorrow we start training in the morning, afternoon, and evening, through rain, snow, or hail! Do you understand me Beast Boy!?"

Beast boy looked away from the most interesting wall in the Titan's tower back to Robin and gave a silly salute, "Yes sir boy blunder"

"Don't call me that!"

"Alright Dick, don't get cocky with me!" Cyborg tried to hide his laughter.

Robin was red in the face, "just go"

Beast boy saluted again, "yes Dick, whatever you say Dick."

He said with a smile and walked out the door of Titan's Tower. He could hear Robin screaming his head off. As Beast Bow was walking he thought I wonder if the gang is ready yet.

Rigby and Mordecai finished all their work late as usual. Benson yelled at them for their tardiness as usual. They faced down some creature when Rigby went through Skips' Pandora's Box looking for a way to get through work faster, nothing out of the ordinary. They were exhausted, but still had the energy to leave the park. Benson was shocked to see them go seperate ways.

Mordecai made his way to the Coffee Shop, not noticing or caring about Rigby's absence, while Rigby went to some unidentified place. Benson thought nothing of it, and went home himself.

After detention for a few hours, Alvin left the school building. He walked off the area and text Simon to tell Dave he was going to a friend's house. He didn't wait for a reply, only started walking down the street. Before he got to his destination, he remembered he left his lighter at home. So he had to turn around and head back home to pick it up. Theodore waved at him as he entered the house. He waved back. He made it to his room without having to see Simon. He looked everywhere for the lighter. He found it in his back pocket. He sighed and left the house to head to the abandoned house in the middle of town.

Beast Boy stopped on his way to go to see a guy in a jacket looking back and forth in an alley way, "you know you don't look inconspicuous at all." Jacket Guy looked up at the sudden intrusion, "Oh Beast Boy, do you have the money?" Beast Boy said, "Do you have the weed?" He presented five dime bags. "I thought we agreed to a big bag?" Jacket Guy looked fidgety, "Change of plans, this was all I could get!" Beast Boy shook his head, "than I'm only paying for fifty percent." Jacket Guy was frantic, "Wait! How about seventy five percent, at least?" "I'm being generous with the fifty. No way am I going with that much." "Damn it Gar I need the money, please! Call it an I owe you!" Beast Boy sighed and handed over seventy five percent of the promised amount. Jacket Guy thanked him a hundred times and handed over the five dime bags. Beast Boy heaved a follow up sigh and put them in his pocket and took off to an abandoned house in the middle of town. When he got in, nobody was there, so he went to the fridge and grabbed a soda. He popped open the top with his sharp nails and gulped down half of it. He sighed and sat on the couch waiting for his friends to arrive.

Rigby had to make a stop at a liquor store and pick up some cigarillos. He made his way to his favorite abandoned house in the middle of town. It was broken down and looked, well abandoned. He placed the cigarillos on his back as he got to the door, not wanting to carry them in his paws all the way there. He took the package off his back and opened the door with out knocking. "Garfield? You in here yet?"

He got no reply, he found out why when he saw Beast Boy sleeping on the couch with an empty soda can in his hands. Rigby put the cigarillos on the coffee table and took the can with him to throw away He may not care about the park house, but he sure cares about his home away from home. He went to the kitchen to grab a soda. They also had a ton of snacks for when they got the muchies. He came back into the living room and smacked Beast Boy's legs off the couch and sat down. This woke him up. Beast Boy said, "Dude, is Alvin here yet?"

"I haven't seen him, he needs to hurry his furry ass up. How much did you get?" Beast boy tossed the five dime bags onto the coffee table. "Damn, that's it?" Beast Boy shrugged, "It was all he had" Rigby shrugged "Did you bring anything to put the weed on?" Beast Boy put one of Robin's many capes on the coffee table and spread it out evenly. Rigby pulled a cigarillo out the package and rolled it out.

Alvin was just getting to the abandoned house. Surely by this time they had everything set up already. He only hoped they hadn't already started. He walked right on in without knocking to see Beast Boy and Rigby sleeping, blunt rolled up and sitting on the coffee table on top of Robin's cape, waiting for him. He went to the kitchen and grabbed a soda from the fridge. 'Damn! We're already running low on soda!'

He came back into the living room. He smacked Beast Boy's legs off the couch and scooted Rigby over to sit down. This woke up both of them up. Rigby said, with Beast Boy consigning, "It's about time Alvin" "yeah Alvin" "we've been waiting for like ever" "for like ever Alvin" "Shut up Beast Boy!"

"So Rigby said angrily to the sexy green elf"

Alvin shrugged, "I had detention. Plus I lost my lighter."

Rigby looked at him funny, "it was in your back pocket wasn't it?"

Alvin stretched, "I sure am tired, lets go ahead and get started."

Alvin grabbed the blunt and lit the end and brought it to his lips and inhaled a grand amount. Rigby grabbed it, "Damn dude don't kill it!" He inhaled a nice amount and passed it over to Beast Boy, While they continued this they started talking.

Alvin said, "another shitty day?"

'Alvin Inhale'

They nodded, "Benson's really been on my ass about work, and Mordecai wouldn't"

'Rigby Inhale'

" Shut up about Margaret at all"

'Beast Boy Inhale'

Alvin nodded, "I know

'Beast Boy inhale'

what you mean, Rigby. Simon wouldn't shut up today

'Beast Boy Inhale'

And got me detention"

'Beast Boy Inhale'

Rigby finally said "hold up, my high isn't strong."

Alvin said, "Damn Gar, pass the blunt man."

Beast Boy handed it over with a Dazed smile and blood shot squinting eyes, "You guys seemed preoccupied"

Alvin and Rigby smoked down the rest of it. They handed the roach to Beast Boy who did what he always does to the last bit. He ate it.

Alvin rolled up another one and they talked again after passing it around three times.

Beast Boy said, "um guys? This isn't burning."

Alvin looked at the blunt in his hands. They forgot to light it. They busted out in furious laughter. Alvin lit it up and passed it to Rigby.

Beast Boy said, "Dude, we faced Blue E, I mean preparation H, I mean Red X today.

'Rigby Inhale'

I tripped and almost got us killed.

'Beast Boy Inhaled'

It was so Funny."

'Rigby Inhaled'

Rigby said, "I bet Dick was pissed.

'Beast Boy Inhaled'

" If I was Dick,

'Beast Boy Inhaled'

I would change my name."

Alvin said, "You guys are fucking up rotation!"

They said, "Our bad" and passed it to him. He took a long good hearty healthy drag and passed the roach to Beast Boy, he ate that one too.

There was one dime bag left, and one cigarillo. Beast boy cut down the cigarillo to accommodate the lack of a size able amount of weed. Rigby rolled it up all proper like. Alvin lit it and took the first drag.

Alvin said, "Wow Gar, for us a hard day is getting chewed out by Benson and Brittany. From what you've previously said it sounds about the same."

"What you said!"

Rigby nodded. The last one went out without a hitch.

Beast Boy ate the roach.

Afterwards they grabbed some snacks.

Beast Boy got a ten pound bag of chips and dip.

Alvin got fruits and veges for a snack and shared chips with Beast Boy.

Rigby got a burger, some fries, popcorn, a big bowl of noodles, something tasty out the trash, a cupcake, a pie, pickles, syrup, ketchup, mustard, captain crunch, a pizza, Scooby snacks, peanut butter, jelly, honey mustard, ranch dressing,scrambled eggs, fried okra, jelly beans, peas, corn, brownies, rice, pasta, some fruit from Alvin, and a tossed salad from Beast Boy. He mixed it all into the bowl of noodles. They looked at Rigby like he was eating something strange.

Alvin and Beast Boy said, "Dude, you are going to share that, right?"