The two years the Straw Hat Crew stayed separate were fast and fulfilling. When they finally reunited, there wasn't any time for them to share their experiences with each other. When the time for them finally came, they were indeed caught up in each other's personal endeavors. Everyone grew in amazing ways, but one particular member of the Straw Hats grew in an amazing way: Chopper. Though his normal state was the same, his transformations showed just how much he grew physically. At the ripe age of 17, the other male members of the crew saw that he was ready for his time of coming. After doing some searching, Sanji found a gentlemen's club. The look on his face showed he was more excited for it than Chopper.
Sanji and Chopper, along with Brook, Luffy and Usopp went to the place Sanji mentioned. It was called The Singing Maiden. As the sign said, there were women singing in beautiful voices, while the men around them watched in awe. Sanji's eye popped out in a heart shape as he saw them. Unable to control himself, he spun out of control and made a small blood swirl to go along with it. Chopper warned him that he didn't have any blood to spare if he lost too much. Brook unfortunately asked one of the waitresses for her panties and got kicked out. Luffy wandered around and tried to find something to eat. A young lady saw him and took him away to a private room. He sniffed around as this happened. When Sanji finally came to, he went and told Chopper to pick a lady for himself. Chopper, being a reindeer wasn't too attracted to human females. However, when Usopp persuaded him, he instantly scoped out someone.
"Her!" The doctor pointed out. "I'll take her!" The lady in question was a waitress with green hair and a pair of glasses. She looked shy. "Good choice, doctor." Sanji said, smiling. He went to the waitress and explained to her of Chopper's situation. She looked at him and frowned. "He looks a little small…" She said. "Ah, but he's much more than he appears, madam!" Usopp said. Chopper nodded and said, "I pick you to do this with. Now let's get it on!" "Such spunk!" The waitress said. "How cute!" "I'm not cute, you bastard!" He danced his dance and followed her to the back of the club. "Good luck!" "Now then, who can we get?"
The green haired waitress took Chopper to a fairly nice room, covered with satin. "What a nice room!" He said. "O-okay, now that we're here, let's see what you're made of." She said to him. "Made of? Well I'm furry. And I have antlers and-" "No, I mean how big are you?" "I can change my size to either this," He changed into his Horn Point. "-Or I can change into this!" He changed to his Heavy Point. "O-oh my!" The waitress said, astonished. "Um, can I see the first form again?" Chopper switched. "That's perfect; you're just the right size. Now, take off your pants for me." "Oh, okay." Chopper did just that. "Hmm, I can't really judge you properly. I'll take off my clothes." The waitress disrobed, showing her modest but noticeable bust. She looked away and blushed a little. "I-I'm still new to this." She said. "Oh, are you nervous?" Chopper asked. "I am. I only wanted this job just so I can make a little more money. I didn't want to pleasure men…"
In another room, Luffy was eating. The woman who snatched him away was bored, regretting taking him with her. "Are you done yet?" She asked impatiently. "Not yet." Luffy said, muffled. "I'll pay you for the meal, don't worry." "At least I'm getting something for this." In yet another room, across from Luffy's room, was Sanji. His lady was in a veil, dancing provocatively. "Swing, wiggle and swing!" The pervert cook yelled, swaying around like a snake. She giggled lightly. "Aren't you eager?" She said. "I am! You don't know how much I wanted this, my dear! May I ask your name?" "Oh, my name is Melody. And yours?" "Melody! What a delightful name! My name is Sanji, but you can call me Mr. Prince!" "Oh, a prince! She exclaimed. "How darling! Where I'm from, we have a queen who's just so lovable." "A queen?" Cook's nostrils flared. "Is she beautiful?" "Why, yes she is." Melody sat on Sanji's lap. "She's known as Iva-Sama, the Okama Queen." Sanji's back stood up straight and his face, solid as stone. He knew what was to come next.
But, he wasn't the only one that was going to experience hell. With Usopp, one of the older ladies snatched him. She was ten feet high, seven feet wide and had a mouth the size of a basketball. No matter what she did, even one inch of movement made her entire body jiggle. Usopp used his spineless speed to escape the mighty mackerel. "Now there, young man." She bellowed. "I made myself extra clean tonight. What you see here is a once in a blue moon offer!" She lifted her stomach, revealing her large, gaping vagina. So large, that steam and heat expelled from it. Usopp held his nose and went under the table in the center of the room. "This looks like a job for…SOGEKING!"
